Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang) | |
Totally real.
What’s great about being a shih tzu with a really fluffy butt, is that we don’t get stopped ten times a second [literally 10x/sec] by betas asking, “Hey Larry. Did you get height augmentation or is all your money just from (faux institutional) venture capital?” pic.twitter.com/OHGP7TClsx |
I know all y’all are sitting there saying…,
– he was just born knowing the kung fu of doing an audit combined with character compassing a hottie
– I can’t compete with a guy rocking a 488 IQ
– he is just letting girls buy him drinks and then teasing them
– he has really good jeans🐼🐥🐳
But know that..,
– My mentor Andy Yuan kicks you and your foos Ball partner’s (me and Jimmy James Yuan ) butt with one arm (suspended)
– I laid out [pun intended] 63,030 tweets from 2007 to #26Feb2013 that helps people with no network and no resources succeed. I also tied 400 IQ points behind my back running protocol Forrest Gump
– Tom Brady is literally smarter and dumber than me at the simultaneous moment in a way that takes me 3000 tweets to break down.
– I really like to take ground balls BUT CANT CATCH A POP UP
– Being genuinely happy for someone’s success puts you in the special special portion of humanity