Larry Chiang, President and CEO


I'll shoot you w/a nerf gun if you don't manage your credit.

11:11 is my goal of getting duck9 consumers lots of 1s.

24 1's in a row equals a 750 FICO.

A "one" is an on-time payment in credit reporting code.

A '9'=charged off bad-debt. You wanna duck 9s.

Duck9 = Deep Underground Credit Knowledge (Duck 9's on your credit report. 9's are charge-offs)

"Making sure college credit virgins get deflowered right since 2004"

"Larry Chiang is an expert at the dark art of FICO score preparation"

from Paul Thompson, Founder Scottish American Capital

Harvard Business School '09

"Who needs Stanford Business School when you have Larry Chiang"

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About Last Night at Rosewood

August 10, 2018

Larry Chiang commands a pretty fabulous degree called a J.B.A. Jedi in Business Administration. He earned it networking with Mark McCormack and Irv Grousbeck. Neither he nor his mentor, McCormack, went to Business School. But after Chiang’s Harvard Law School keynote, Harvard’s Harbus wrote: “What They Don’t Teach You at Stanford Business School”. Better than […]

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Hello Mr Robot at The Marc, Palo Alto

August 7, 2018

By Larry Chiang Press one if you’re not a robot Sent from my personal iPhone XIII number that Steve Jobs texted me on Third time: I can’t make 2:10. Must be in SF office.  Btw, I never opted in from ceo @duck9 650-283-8008. PS your 650-409-2748 Robot can’t read English.  On Aug 7, 2018, at […]

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When Deals Change

August 6, 2018

By Larry ChiangGot paper notes!?! Daniel Shi (@zdanielshi) 6/24/09, 12:25 AM hilarious @LarryChiang article on “art of changing the deal Lawrence, I will have a 1×1 renovated apartment home located on the 8th floor facing East (two floor below our model unit #1006) available to move in on August 24th for $5200 per month on a 12 month […]

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Inside Talk

August 6, 2018

By Larry Chiang Trey Hannam (@TJHannam10) 8/5/18, 6:14 PM JD Martinez with A-Rod. 🔥 Being in the zone for the longest time possible giving swing room for error with timing  Give myself the largest opportunity for failure I take what alpha technology people say and break-it-down

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How To Come, Grow and Go

August 1, 2018

The road to SPG Amex and a FICO over 800 goes through #530Lytton – #cs183fico800 🐥🐳🐼 Starwood Preferred Guest American Express requires a FICO Of #fico748pt8 that’s only possible by going credit score “0” ~> ’750’ On a Bank of America visa/MC

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Photos from TechCrunch Summer Party

July 28, 2018

Blogged from my personal iPhone XIII number that Steve Jobs texted me on Begin forwarded message: From: “SnapFiesta” <>Date: July 27, 2018 at 8:51:10 PM PDTTo: lawrence.chiang+duck9@gmail.comSubject: Your photos from TechCrunch Summer Party Enjoy your photos from TechCrunch Summer Party at August Capital. Photos by: SnapFiesta

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Songwriting Another Song About Love is Like Entrepreneurship

July 27, 2018

What you have heard about Larry Chiang’s book, #WTDTYASBS, is scandalously TRUE. The Assemble-It-Yourself book is a sequel to his mentor’s, Mark McCormack’s, book, “What They Don’t Teach You at Harvard Business School“. Larry Chiang did the book launch party at International Management Group’s New York Fashion Week 09-09-09. As an undergrad entrepreneur, Larry Chiang […]

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How Emotional Does Money Make People?

July 20, 2018

Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang) 6/13/18, 9:40 AM “Gain a zero. Lose a zero. Gain two zeros or 3 commas. Same guy.” -Larry Chiang RHP, SS (bench) #cs183bullpen ⚾️ = #ch2 =… Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang) 6/13/18, 9:45 AM #ch2 is emo 💵💰 Read what the Chinese kid who was cs at Stanford did after getting a huge check from @sequoia […]

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Faux Chinese Tattoo into Master Seed Backup

July 19, 2018

alex van de sande (4 chars handle ? me : bot) (@avsa) 7/18/18, 11:19 AM 1) get chinese tattoo2) never take a photo of it 3) someone sees it and you tell them it means “warrior of light” or something like that4) they can read Chinese and tell you they’re just nonsense words and you’re […]

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3 Words for Vagina

July 9, 2018

By Larry Chiang Puddy VaJayJay Vagina. Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang) 7/6/18, 2:54 PM I only have 3 slang words for vagina but 650 jargon phrases for money. And I ❤️ vagina! If you have a vagina and are curious about money’s 650 formats, know that I did a stint “gender reversal entrepreneurship exercising” so we should […]

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