Larry Chiang, President and CEO


I'll shoot you w/a nerf gun if you don't manage your credit.

11:11 is my goal of getting duck9 consumers lots of 1s.

24 1's in a row equals a 750 FICO.

A "one" is an on-time payment in credit reporting code.

A '9'=charged off bad-debt. You wanna duck 9s.

Duck9 = Deep Underground Credit Knowledge (Duck 9's on your credit report. 9's are charge-offs)

"Making sure college credit virgins get deflowered right since 2004"

"Larry Chiang is an expert at the dark art of FICO score preparation"

from Paul Thompson, Founder Scottish American Capital

Harvard Business School '09

"Who needs Stanford Business School when you have Larry Chiang"

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Theorem of Turning a Credit Card Into a Debit Card

January 10, 2020

By Larry Chiang A credit card should be operated like a debit card.  Every nickel out should be paid attention to. Just as if you’re down to your last $300, the attention to detail will help turn a credit card into a debit card.  – paying your credit card balance every Thursday.  In doing so, you’re […]

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The Approach for a Selfie With Marc Gasol, 33, Toronto Raptors.

January 9, 2020

Miami FLORIDA By Larry Chiang Larry Chiang and Marc Gasol.  I set up this selfie by walking over two, 2 Liter bottles of water taking great care as to not drop them due to the condensation that was quickly building. Miami is humid AF.  Condensation helped me generate three new accounts my first week selling […]

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Four Seasons Miami Restaurant Edge Steak and Bar (lunch menu) Lec 7 cs 183 Distribution

January 9, 2020

By Larry Chiang Stanford engineers, practice distribution.  Larry Chiang @duck9 (@LarryChiang) 1/9/20, 11:42 AM Can you “distribute” a menu that self distributes, itself. Try googling the Four Seasons restaurants menu… Solve problems. Distribute those solutions. Gain confidence. Lec 7, #cs183distribution Asse9 Austin Secret (@asse9) 1/9/20, 11:42 AM Edge steak and Bar (lunch menu) Edge […]

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Collecting on a Prepaid Hotel Room

January 7, 2020

Larry Chiang @duck9 (@LarryChiang) 5/29/17, 2:27 PM 1 of 11. Countermeasures. What to do when the hotel is at 104% capacity and you booked Palazzo on Expedia. #ch11… Download  Larry Chiang @duck9 (@LarryChiang) 5/28/17, 2:14 AM ⁦‪@Expedia‬⁩ I ended up getting into Palazzo. “Job Duties Dept” [aka third party bookings] claimed that Expedia didn’t fax […]

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Stalking Venmo Accounts (Deep Underground Cash Knowledge)

December 29, 2019

By Larry Chiang New school is Venmo. And Venmo leaves a trail Clare stalked Colton’s Venmo friends to see who he picked and then I knew who won the Bachelor months before anyone else did.  maybe: clare (@clur19) 12/27/19, 3:41 PM What’s the most psycho thing you did in 2019? I’ll go first! I stalked Colton’s […]

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Office Hours 9:45am Saturday, 530 Lytton, Palo Alto California 94301

December 28, 2019

By Larry Chiang Stanford undergrads. #530Lytton is a hashtag and a real address.  ??@6502838008?? is a twitter handle and a real phone number (650) 283-8008  #poBox15019 is a real USA postal address. Ill explain it in person at #530Lytton 🙂 If you are not patient enough to wait until Saturday, click on the hashtags for an Application Protocol Interface (API). Remember your […]

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December 27, 2019

By Larry Chiang jason calacanis (@Jason) 12/26/19, 5:55 PM At 49 I remember the 1987 crash, dotcom bust, 9/11 & Great Recession — so I’m gifted/cursed with a vigilance that whispers in my ear “any day now, it’s coming apart!” What They Don’t teach you in school is how to deal with downturns.  Three downturns… […]

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Mentor Mentions Per Press Interview Like a Satoshi Nakamoto Bibliography, Page 9 of Bradys PDF

December 22, 2019

By Larry Chiang I look for Satoshi Nakamoto clues where few dare to extrapolate  Larry Chiang @duck9 (@LarryChiang) 12/22/19, 9:37 AM Ill google Tom Bradys mentor mention, Elandon Roberts #mmppi is Mentor Mention Per Press Interview I tweeted this at12/22/19, 9:37 AM.  12/22/19, 10:17 AM  Tom Brady tweeted

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CS 183 Distribution Because No One at Stanford Will Touch CS 183d

December 21, 2019

Larry Chiang commands a Jedi in Business Administration because New Stars will have you believe that you do need a mentor. The article, “CS183B Startup of You, Inc.” is content Chiang’s mentor taught him. Y Combinator cancelled “Startup School” and Stanford Engineering cancelled Stanford Entrepreneurship Week. Larry Chiang will never cancel classes on distribution, promotion […]

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CEO of Duck9, Larry at (650) 283-8008, Will Never Sell Duck9

December 18, 2019

By Larry Chiang Brands have cycles.  Lucas sold Star Wars…, and now it sucks Dont no one worry, Ill always be head of #Duck9Pretty and very striking dress, The franchise is under duress.  CEO of Duck9, Larry at (650) 283-8008 (@6502838008) 12/18/19, 11:57 AM Brands have cycles. Dont no one worry, Ill always be head of […]

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