CEO, Larry Chiang’s Reverse Rebate Model (LCRRM) is your Exclusive Duck9 Offer to Get a FICO Score, Credit Card Credit Score over 700 (Undergrads ONLY)
Its not just any ‘rebate’. It is a special rebate.
Buy the Duck9 program for $40.01 to get a $45 rebate, so if you teach at Stanford engineering like me, you can calculate that its a five buck profit. I wrote about the LCRRM in my Yahoo column
Yes, you did the math right too, we are paying you $5. I am Larry Chiang and I invented Duck9. I also invented the “Larry Chiang Reverse Rebate Model” It used to be called LCRM: Larry Chiang Rebate Model. It reduces sales friction. Yeah, its also an article on my column I write at Yahoo, “Reducing Sales Friction“. I am the same “Larry Chiang” that hacked his way to star in a Capcom video game to impress NFL Athletes, here and here. Yes, I mentor them on FICO credit scores too ( NFL rookie camp and Superbowl). In real life, I am not a 6’5″ butcher that throws cows. I am 6’5″ ex-varsity athlete that throws 84mph right handed — Yes, I watched a lot of baseball under Augie Garrido and “DNP-coaches decision”-ed a lot.
here is the catch to the “Larry Chiang Reverse Rebate Model”
– You gotta facebook update twice about what you do to raise your college undergrad FICO score
– You do NOT need to mention duck9. For goodness sakes, we do NOT NEED more press. Our CEO, me, is a huge media WHORE. Do not even “DuckDuckGo” / search it. Yeah, DuckDuckGo is a new search engine all the cool kids are on.
– If at anytime you’re unhappy with the knowledge Duck9 is paying you to receive, you can text message ‘REBATE me now Biatch’ to the CEO’s secret cell phone http://twitter.com/650-283-8008. 13 million college students have been lead generated. Zero complaints.
CAUTION: For Dickie-the-Duck‘s sake, effen text your full name before you call me
Execute on this $45.00 rebate. Its easy to do, its easier not to do… like augmenting and establishing your FICO score. If you want in on it, pay pay $40.01 to me, the CEO, directly. Yeah, I will be your executive assistant the whole way through your transition from zero to hero — zero FICO score to hero FICO score of 700.+
Act now and we’ll throw in a book: “101 Secrets”. It’s a $24.95 book, yours free.

Duck9 is a credit score prep program that is like a Kaplan or Princeton Review test preparation service. We don't teach beating the SAT, but we do get you to a higher credit FICO score using secret methods that have gotten us on TV, Congress and newspaper articles. Say hi or check out some of our free resources before you pay for a thing. You can also text the CEO:









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That’s the best asnewr of all time! JMHO
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