CEO, Larry Chiang’s Reverse Rebate Model (LCRRM) is your Exclusive Duck9 Offer to Get a FICO Score, Credit Card Credit Score over 700 (Undergrads ONLY)
Its not just any ‘rebate’. It is a special rebate.
Buy the Duck9 program for $40.01 to get a $45 rebate, so if you teach at Stanford engineering like me, you can calculate that its a five buck profit. I wrote about the LCRRM in my Yahoo column
Yes, you did the math right too, we are paying you $5. I am Larry Chiang and I invented Duck9. I also invented the “Larry Chiang Reverse Rebate Model” It used to be called LCRM: Larry Chiang Rebate Model. It reduces sales friction. Yeah, its also an article on my column I write at Yahoo, “Reducing Sales Friction“. I am the same “Larry Chiang” that hacked his way to star in a Capcom video game to impress NFL Athletes, here and here. Yes, I mentor them on FICO credit scores too ( NFL rookie camp and Superbowl). In real life, I am not a 6’5″ butcher that throws cows. I am 6’5″ ex-varsity athlete that throws 84mph right handed — Yes, I watched a lot of baseball under Augie Garrido and “DNP-coaches decision”-ed a lot.
here is the catch to the “Larry Chiang Reverse Rebate Model”
– You gotta facebook update twice about what you do to raise your college undergrad FICO score
– You do NOT need to mention duck9. For goodness sakes, we do NOT NEED more press. Our CEO, me, is a huge media WHORE. Do not even “DuckDuckGo” / search it. Yeah, DuckDuckGo is a new search engine all the cool kids are on.
– If at anytime you’re unhappy with the knowledge Duck9 is paying you to receive, you can text message ‘REBATE me now Biatch’ to the CEO’s secret cell phone http://twitter.com/650-283-8008. 13 million college students have been lead generated. Zero complaints.
CAUTION: For Dickie-the-Duck‘s sake, effen text your full name before you call me
Execute on this $45.00 rebate. Its easy to do, its easier not to do… like augmenting and establishing your FICO score. If you want in on it, pay pay $40.01 to me, the CEO, directly. Yeah, I will be your executive assistant the whole way through your transition from zero to hero — zero FICO score to hero FICO score of 700.+
Act now and we’ll throw in a book: “101 Secrets”. It’s a $24.95 book, yours free.