By Larry Chiang
When I see sweaty boobs at 7:57am on vacation in Napa…, I think: *shopping cart FICO score augmentation de la Vicky’s Secret* using signature credit recipe that’s street smart. Literally. #poBox16589
Yup, #poBox16589 is a curated recipe of starting up your FICO score if you’re a female that wants to graduate college with a FICO credit score over 800. Yes, *800*
My supermodel friend “Jessica”
[stop assuming that we Asian males who are 6’5″ have height augmentation] Sounds ludicrous correct!?!
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“Soft pull.” Lingo, jargon & inside industry language for advertiser credit inquiry #poBox16589 pic.twitter.com/y2EFP9mOvc
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Inside Stanford engineering, there are a slew of GuaGuaGuacamole business recipes. These signature business protocols mimic starting up a FICO score by starting up your startup’s revenue. Starting = hard.
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Shopping Cart Tricks. = *#poBox16589* pic.twitter.com/8hJVl8ZNHF
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Put 30 bucks worth of bras into a shopping cart. Apply for credit. #poBox16589 pic.twitter.com/pgKzHwihXt
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News. The Victoria Secret catalog ships out of Columbus Ohio. #poBox16589.
The sweaty books are meant to lubricate and reduced sales friction. What boobs are you reading!?!
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While the catalog is outie,
The credit score recipe, “#poBox16589” is still innie. Someone hug me sweaty! pic.twitter.com/Uwa73d2N5p |
I dunno his name but I do know Oski the cal bear. If you want a pic of him or me shirtless and sweaty, turnabout is FairPlay.