By Larry Chiang<\/p>\n
This service pattern replicates what a security team does for a daughter of a head-of-state.<\/p>\n
For example, if a diplomat’s daughter wants to grind me on the dance floor, the security team needs a full background check on me.<\/p>\n
They need government I.D., credit records and cellphone usage. If the team is good, they are invisible. They get a first and last name and then ping their databases to screen before grinding turns into freaky phreaky.<\/p>\n
Yes, grinding is the new ballroom dancing.<\/p>\n
I digress. Back on topic…<\/p>\n
“DucK9 for dating” (Digitally Uncover Character Knowledge) now allows you the sorority girl to character compass. Character compassing is like reading a person. Instead of a static snapshot, you’re reading the person and their life vector.<\/p>\n
If you are drunk and reading this, call me and I’ll read to you. Or post this blog post to your Facebook wall and a sober friend will help you.<\/p>\n
Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang) 12\/27\/12 8:13 AM “DucK9 for dating” (Digitally Uncover Character Knowledge) #Ch4 = character compassing<\/p>\n
STEP ONE Get the guys cell phone and text it to me.<\/p>\n
I’ll do last name verification. And check out the age of the cellphone number. Remember, ax murders use disposable pre paid phones that they got yesterday at the train station :-O<\/p>\n
Get the guys cell phone and text it to me.<\/p>\n
Question for Larry Chiang: But Larry, I don’t wanna ask for his cell? LARRY CHIANG: Look, your swapping DNA on the dance floor and dancing so close that any closer and you’ll be inside him and his jeans roll of quarters.<\/p>\n
Make up an excuse and say: text me your number on case I lose you. Plus, then that way before we make out, my friend Larry Chiang can check you out.<\/p>\n
He’s kinda like my security blanket<\/p>\n
Plus, with a name like Larry Chiang, I sound 5′ 5″<\/p>\n
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