{"id":1146,"date":"2013-01-11T14:33:41","date_gmt":"2013-01-11T18:33:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/?p=1146"},"modified":"2013-01-11T14:38:46","modified_gmt":"2013-01-11T18:38:46","slug":"girlfriend-its-larry-chiang","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/girlfriend-its-larry-chiang\/","title":{"rendered":"Girlfriend, it&#8217;s Larry Chiang"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>By Larry Chiang<\/p>\n<p>I mentor women outside of Stanford University pretty often.<\/p>\n<p>Yes I know it&#8217;s creepy how much I hang out at Berkeley (and a 1000 udder colleges, pun intended for amorous humorous purposes). But you know my motto, that was more of an accidental mission statement: You want to teach at Stanford but only date Cal (grads). Not vice versa. It is *not* a quality constraint&#8211; it&#8217;s a QUANTITY of &#8216;deal-flow&#8217;. Deal flow is a new term as I&#8217;m learning how to be a VC [link VC to <a href=\"https:\/\/alwayson.goingon.com\/AOStory\/What-R2D2-Can-Teach-Stanford-MBA-VC\" >https:\/\/alwayson.goingon.com\/AOStory\/What-R2D2-Can-Teach-Stanford-MBA-VC<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Because of my time at UC, my LA Rose Bowl entrepreneur party parade and upcoming NYFW, New York Fashion Week, mixer in SF, and supermodel good looks&#8230; I met and meet tons of women. Many women get teased by me on the idea of pre-entrepreneurship.<\/p>\n<p>Well, here is some more foreplay for you via my blogging as a woman [link &#8220;my blogging as a woman&#8221; to<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.women2.com\/3-things-that-keep-us-women-down-regarding-entrepreneurship\/\" >https:\/\/www.women2.com\/3-things-that-keep-us-women-down-regarding-entrepreneurship\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>MORE LARRY CHIANG, MORE!!<\/p>\n<p>Ok, ok.<\/p>\n<p>This keynote that I gave with no name* and no bio**. I just donned a Tommy Hilfigire tie and spoke for 3:33. It got me a teaching gig offer under ENGR 145 inside of 15 hours post keynote.<\/p>\n<p>The entirety of the keynote truly lasted under four minutes  <embed width='425' height='344' allowfullscreen='true' allowscriptaccess='always' type='application\/x-shockwave-flash' src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ustkOEuCxSo&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>* no name- men doing keynotes at women&#8217;s conferences should be subservient<\/p>\n<p>* no bio &#8211; men doing keynotes at Stanford Women in Business should be offering assistance, access and background facilitation<\/p>\n<p>My path to getting wide adoption and distribution has come via you, my girlfriends. So here is an offer available only here at AlwaysOn. Text me your name to 650-283-8008 and I&#8217;ll email you back a YouTube video of me reading you a Paul Graham blog post. I&#8217;ll pick the post depending on where I guestimate you and your co-founders progress are.<\/p>\n<p>If you tweet your request, I&#8217;ll wardrobe something special&#8212; if you post your request of your facebook wall with this article&#8230; Ill unbutton the top couple buttons on my Ted Baker shirt (or put a cute sweater on if shirtless is gross to you \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>ENGR145&#8217;s Anchor Concept: Lemonade and Gua Gua Guacamole<\/p>\n<p>It moves you to the right on the entrepreneur bell curve<\/p>\n<p><embed width='425' height='344' allowfullscreen='true' allowscriptaccess='always' type='application\/x-shockwave-flash' src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/eudADPfTWiE&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" \/><\/p>\n<p><embed width='425' height='344' allowfullscreen='true' allowscriptaccess='always' type='application\/x-shockwave-flash' src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/n5jB310egEI&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" \/><\/p>\n<p><embed width='425' height='344' allowfullscreen='true' allowscriptaccess='always' type='application\/x-shockwave-flash' src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/BMyLcDaWazU&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" \/> CEO of Duck9 Founding Stanford University EIR (Entrepreneur in Residence) Emeritus<\/p>\n<p>Duck9 = &#8220;Deep Underground Credit Knowledge&#8221; 9 125 University Avenue\/ 100 Palo Alto CA 94301 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/ass\" >https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/ass<\/a> 650-566-9600 650-566-9696 (direct) 650-283-8008 (cell)<\/p>\n<p>**************** Editor of the BusinessWeek Channel &#8220;What They Don&#8217;t Teach at Business School&#8221; <a href=\"https:\/\/whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/blog\" >https:\/\/whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/blog<\/a> CNN Video Channel: <a href=\"https:\/\/ireport.cnn.com\/people\/larrychiang\" >https:\/\/ireport.cnn.com\/people\/larrychiang<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Read my last 10 tweets at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.Twitter.com\/LarryChiang\" >https:\/\/www.Twitter.com\/LarryChiang<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Author, NY Times Bestseller <a href=\"https:\/\/whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/blog\/?s=Ny+times+bestseller\" >https:\/\/whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/blog\/?s=Ny+times+bestseller<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What They Will NEVER Teach You at Stanford Business School&#8221; comes out 11-11-14<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.fastcompany.com\/embed\/c0d4562ea2049\" >https:\/\/www.fastcompany.com\/embed\/c0d4562ea2049<\/a><\/p>\n<p>52 Cards. Two Jokers. What They DO Teach You at Stanford Engineering <embed width='425' height='344' allowfullscreen='true' allowscriptaccess='always' type='application\/x-shockwave-flash' src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/vDBY0GkI3-g&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Emergency swings and cutting deals as an 9 year old<\/p>\n<p><embed width='425' height='344' allowfullscreen='true' allowscriptaccess='always' type='application\/x-shockwave-flash' src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/OFGY7v9C4G0&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>########## Duck9 is part of UCMS Inc. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ucms.com\" >https:\/\/www.ucms.com<\/a> 630-705-5555<\/p>\n<p>More on #ENGR145&#8217;s SHIFTING right on the entrepreneur bell curve <embed width='425' height='344' allowfullscreen='true' allowscriptaccess='always' type='application\/x-shockwave-flash' src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/VZ45MliL-OM&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Larry Chiang I mentor women outside of Stanford University pretty often. 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