{"id":11808,"date":"2018-03-18T13:43:15","date_gmt":"2018-03-18T17:43:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/?p=11808"},"modified":"2018-03-18T13:47:29","modified_gmt":"2018-03-18T17:47:29","slug":"26feb2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/26feb2013\/","title":{"rendered":"26Feb2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div>\n<table style=\"border:1px solid black;padding:8px;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr valign=\"bottom\">\n<td width=\"48\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/613751289587957760\/ZN0VKUOa_normal.jpg\" style=\"width:48px;height:48px;padding-right:8px;\"><\/td>\n<td><b>Larry Chiang (<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/larrychiang?s=11\">@LarryChiang<\/a>)<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\">\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/larrychiang\/status\/557634045874810880?s=11\">1\/20\/15, 12:21 PM<\/a><\/div>\n<div>My <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%2326Feb2013&amp;src=hash\">#26Feb2013<\/a> &#8220;ban&#8221; from campus is for doing the very fraternal student athlete act of <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23LisaFalzone&amp;src=hash\">#LisaFalzone<\/a> mentoring student athletes <br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%2320Jan2015&amp;src=hash\">#20Jan2015<\/a><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/div>\n<div>Bruce Lee is like a kickboxing 110 pound Filipino girl who could kick my ass with her right arm tied behind their back boxing me while I am allowed to use four limbs. Yes, I\u2019d lose 1 limb versus four limbs.&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>I Wen ahead and knowledge activate this ass kicking by tying 400 points of IQ behind my back. So, I\u2019m rocking like a \u201c488\u201d. But no one wants to read about genius doing amazing shitake. Dumb people doing great stuff is a *great story*. So&#8230; Yup, the first 63,030 tweets over on twitter WERE ENGINEERED TO BE EXECUTED WITH AN IQ OF 88, ENGINEERED to WORK WITH NO PRIOR VIP CONTACTS, no money.&nbsp;<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div id=\"AppleMailSignature\">Sent from my personal iPhone XIII number that Steve Jobs texted me on<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang) 1\/20\/15, 12:21 PM My #26Feb2013 &#8220;ban&#8221; from campus is for doing the very fraternal student athlete act of #LisaFalzone mentoring student athletes #20Jan2015 Bruce Lee is like a kickboxing 110 pound Filipino girl who could kick my ass with her right arm tied behind their back boxing me while I am allowed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11808","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11808","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11808"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11808\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}