{"id":12280,"date":"2019-10-13T18:07:54","date_gmt":"2019-10-13T22:07:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/?p=12280"},"modified":"2019-10-15T18:07:40","modified_gmt":"2019-10-15T22:07:40","slug":"27-things-they-dont-teach-you-at-university-of-toronto-or-and-waterloo-engineering-about-scottsdale-bachelorette-weekend-%e2%80%acin-arizona","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/27-things-they-dont-teach-you-at-university-of-toronto-or-and-waterloo-engineering-about-scottsdale-bachelorette-weekend-%e2%80%acin-arizona\/","title":{"rendered":"27 Things They Don\u2019t Teach You at University of Toronto or And Waterloo Engineering About Scottsdale BACHELORETTE Weekend \u202cin Arizona"},"content":{"rendered":"
By Larry Chiang<\/p>\n
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Here for 8 & 1\/3 boring Tristan Beck innings on Mon or Tues BUT OMG THERES PERPETUALLY A BACHELORETTE party, here in Scottsdale <\/span><\/p>\n

cc @KyleStowers <\/span><\/p>\n


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27 Things They Don\u2019t Teach You at U of Toronto \/ Waterloo Engineering About Scottsdale BACHELORETTE Weekend <\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

If <\/span>you’re <\/span>staying in South <\/span>Scottsdale (aka <\/span>Scottsdale and Camelback, <\/span>it’s a $6.49 Uber <\/span>ride everywhere<\/span><\/p>\n

Double Tree has great weekend rates at appx $110<\/span>. The resort is NICE<\/span><\/p>\n

The <\/span>Phoenician sucks<\/span>. Just go there for a coffee and a walk <\/span>through just to say <\/span>you’ve been there<\/span>. <\/span>I can host you if <\/span>you text me<\/span>. Heck, you can even crash the pool(s)<\/span><\/p>\n

Nightlife in Old Town is okay<\/span>. <\/span>I’ll let <\/span>the other blogs cover <\/span>nightlife. <\/span><\/p>\n

Brunch<\/span>. I like Olive and Ivy<\/span>. Afterwards, <\/span>you can <\/span>roll your buzzed selves on over to…<\/span><\/p>\n

Nordstrom‘s and the Mall<\/span>. Life centers around the mall here in the 85253<\/span>. Walking <\/span>and shopping at the mall buzzed is pretty fun<\/span>. <\/span><\/p>\n

Canadian and getting job offers in America? Well hustle on over to <\/span>Victoria‘s Secret to establish an American credit score<\/span>. #poBox16589<\/span>. <\/span><\/p>\n

Scooters and dangerous and American healthcare sucks<\/span>. Ride carefully<\/span>. Knee and ankle scrapes happen pretty often <\/span>with drunk <\/span>tourists <\/span><\/p>\n

W <\/span>Hotel. Fun <\/span>to party at but not great <\/span>to stay at<\/span>. Get a hotel <\/span>key for lobby access<\/span>. Bring an Old W hotel key to cut the <\/span>lines <\/span>during long <\/span>weekends and special events<\/span>. <\/span><\/p>\n

The Marriott suites in Old Town has a sick HVAC<\/span>. <\/span>This is <\/span>why the all suites hotel has such a low rate on <\/span>hotel reselling sites like Hotwire, <\/span>Priceline and The Bonvoy App (<\/span>Which <\/span>is wayyy more expensive BTW)<\/span><\/p>\n

Downtown Phoenix is okay<\/span>. Centering your <\/span>bachelorette party downtown is like a <\/span>crappy version <\/span>of <\/span>the downtown in Toronto or Vancouver<\/span>. If <\/span>you’re gonna have it <\/span>hosted in the <\/span>desert, do desert all the way<\/span>. <\/span><\/p>\n

Sushi is <\/span>surprisingly okay here<\/span>. Sushi Sen is a gem<\/span>. Me and a lot of asian pro baseball players eat here<\/span>. See my <\/span>twitter feed<\/span>. <\/span><\/p>\n

Strippers<\/span>. We <\/span>are expensive<\/span>. Get over <\/span>it. <\/span><\/p>\n

Do not kiss me or my dog in the face on the <\/span>lips. We bite<\/span>. Pet us<\/span>. <\/span>Don’t <\/span>mouth rape us<\/span>. <\/span><\/p>\n

Tax<\/span>. Deduct <\/span>your whole trip via <\/span>your Schedule C<\/span>. <\/span><\/p>\n

Just <\/span>because I saved you 40-50%, <\/span>don’t spend more<\/span>. Women think: “The <\/span>more <\/span>I spend, the more <\/span>I save<\/span>. <\/span><\/p>\n

There are a lot <\/span>of pro athletes that are either retired or just <\/span>starting their careers here<\/span>. Do <\/span>you <\/span>like to play ball?<\/span><\/p>\n

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Networking at parties you host in Montawk Bar, Scottsdale<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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What They Don\u2019t Teach You at U of Toronto \/ Waterloo Engineering About Scottsdale BACHELORETTE Weekend = in <\/span>room dining is great<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Hydration. Drink about 3 cans of this Coconut water. And lots of water.<\/p>\n

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Or else you’ll be dry. Dry Lips.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Take lots of selfies<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Larry Chiang Here for 8 & 1\/3 boring Tristan Beck innings on Mon or Tues BUT OMG THERES PERPETUALLY A BACHELORETTE party, here in Scottsdale  cc @KyleStowers  27 Things They Don\u2019t Teach You at U of Toronto \/ Waterloo Engineering About Scottsdale BACHELORETTE Weekend  If you’re staying in South Scottsdale (aka Scottsdale and Camelback, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12280","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-networking-at-parties-you-host"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12280","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12280"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12280\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}