{"id":12285,"date":"2019-10-13T19:31:55","date_gmt":"2019-10-13T23:31:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/?p=12285"},"modified":"2019-10-15T12:07:26","modified_gmt":"2019-10-15T16:07:26","slug":"the-first-rule-of-a-paperwork-war-is-to-realize-youre-in-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/the-first-rule-of-a-paperwork-war-is-to-realize-youre-in-one\/","title":{"rendered":"The First Rule Of A Paperwork War Is To Realize You\u2019re in One"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\">\n<p style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\">By Larry Chiang<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px\">I wanted to call this article&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\">Win a Paperwork War with Paper, Not Your iPhone 11 Which Caused Your Problem In The First Place<\/span><\/p>\n<p>PROBLEM:&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\">\n<table style=\"border: 1px solid black; padding: 8px\">\n<tbody>\n<tr valign=\"bottom\">\n<td width=\"48\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/613751289587957760\/ZN0VKUOa_normal.jpg\" style=\"width: 48px; height: 48px; padding-right: 8px\"><\/td>\n<td><b>Larry Chiang @duck9 (<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/larrychiang?s=11\">@LarryChiang<\/a>)<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\">\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/larrychiang\/status\/1183522668064043009?s=11\">10\/13\/19, 4:19 PM<\/a><\/div>\n<div>How a dead iPhone resulted in a \u00a3476 public train fine and made this really smart woman a criminal&nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/image2-3.jpeg\" alt=\"image2.jpeg\" id=\"FB919BD8-6810-416C-90CF-5A0BF082C6AB\"><\/p>\n<div dir=\"ltr\">Never attempt to win a paperwork war using your smartphone or telephone. Use paper. Use stamps.&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\">SOLUTION:<\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\">Dear bureau,<\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\">Here is the $1.5o charge on the date of the ticker. This is my second attempt to mail you proof I paid for the London train fare<\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\">Return mail me confirmation you have done your work regarding ticket 08610TA<\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/image1-4.jpeg\" alt=\"image1.jpeg\" id=\"044ADF05-9260-4D63-9CDD-0E18810154BD\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\">Coincidentally, 08610TA is a California highway Patrol ticket I paid with a paper check that was cashed with a clear paper trail<\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\">You\u2019re in a paper work War. How are you doing?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Larry Chiang I wanted to call this article&#8230; Win a Paperwork War with Paper, Not Your iPhone 11 Which Caused Your Problem In The First Place PROBLEM:&nbsp; Larry Chiang @duck9 (@LarryChiang) 10\/13\/19, 4:19 PM How a dead iPhone resulted in a \u00a3476 public train fine and made this really smart woman a criminal&nbsp; Never [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-deep-underground-credit-knowledge-via-subroutines"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12285"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12285\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}