{"id":13426,"date":"2020-08-10T09:58:09","date_gmt":"2020-08-10T13:58:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/?p=13426"},"modified":"2020-08-10T13:46:37","modified_gmt":"2020-08-10T17:46:37","slug":"future-q4-yelp-review-of-carolines-for-the-specific-purpose-of-organizing-a-bachelorette-party-schedule","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/future-q4-yelp-review-of-carolines-for-the-specific-purpose-of-organizing-a-bachelorette-party-schedule\/","title":{"rendered":"Future Q4 Yelp Review of Caroline\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s for the Specific Purpose of Organizing a Bachelorette Party Schedule"},"content":{"rendered":"
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By Larry Chiang <\/div>\n
I get why you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re here. You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re searching Duck-Duck-Go for \u00e2\u20ac\u0153fun stuff to do for Bachelorette Weekend\u00e2\u20ac\u009d in Austin. <\/p>\n
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SkyBar in LA, Redwood Room @Clift in SF, Buddha Bar in Paris and Upstairs at Caroline\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s <\/i><\/b>here in town. Sooo Texas. <\/div>\n
Do not laugh<\/div>\n
Due to a quagmire and AI do mean clusterfark-of-a-pseudo-pandemic, the IT spot to be all of a sudden is the same spot you redeem BonVoy Platty Amabssador free brekkie. Sure, I just used a run on sentence, but maybe you can bear with this avalanche of advice and imbibe all that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s great Upstairs at Caroline\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s <\/div>\n
Unlike SkyBar, RR and BB, Caroline\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s is not dimly lit. Truth in advertising prevails. No more chatting up a Smokey Brunette only to discover she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a coug! <\/div>\n
Here is some insight(s) since there is a line a mile long:<\/div>\n
-1- Enter from the second floor hotel elevators. Newbies walk up the stairs from the street<\/div>\n
-2- there are secret suites where people pregame. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s called Element Hotel and A-loft Hotel. <\/div>\n
-3- Get in around 8pm. By 10pm, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s crushed and the tables do not turnover. <\/div>\n
-4- bachelorette parties should text 650-283-8008 and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll tell Bill to make a table reservation for groups of 8 or more<\/div>\n
-5- Element Hotel and A-loft Hotel are the building. Caroline\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s is the restaurant. Upstairs at Caroline\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s is the bar\/lounge. <\/div>\n
-6- The AfterParty isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t in the suites at Element Hotel and A-loft Hotel. Thats a scam. The real after parties are on pool roof decks. <\/div>\n
Verrrrrry instagrammable. <\/div>\n
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Think night time. <\/div>\n
Fairmont hotel roof pool. <\/div>\n
Four Seasons patio Pool<\/div>\n
Camden Rainey Roof Deck Pool. <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\nbe Fooled by Randomness or conjure up a Ga Ga Guaranteed hit for your Stanford Engineering educated, self\n
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https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ejeIz4EhoJ0<\/div>\n
Sure, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll strip for all y\u00e2\u20ac\u2122all. But your party must contain at least 2 Harvard or Stanford masters Degree matriculants<\/div>\n
If you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re from a bougie bougie coast and feel it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s beneath you to wait 90 minutes for Upstairs at Caroline\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s, that just means your maid of honor is a slouch. She didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t plan this out super well because secretly, she wants a version of your man but taller than 6\u00e2\u20ac\u2122. <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\nDistribution and sales practice at Ra\n
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I like it RA<\/div>\n
See you Friday night at Caroline\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s. This is Erica and Elise to my right. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m the Chinese guy rocking dry fit and a Buccaneers 🏴‍☠️ cap with a sheen because it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s SO HUMID here. <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Problem: There are few places to socialize and meet new people.<\/p>\n

Solution: distribution has always been a problem. Seeing the Austin landscape for what it’s Covid 19 State is will help you get a lay of the land.<\/p>\n

Problem: There are no product out of the box to solve the Pregame In An Element Hotel issue.<\/p>\n

Solution: party promote by hosting at 98 San Jacinto and build your email list.<\/p>\n

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AUSTIN, TEXAS By Larry Chiang  I get why you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re here. You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re searching Duck-Duck-Go for \u00e2\u20ac\u0153fun stuff to do for Bachelorette Weekend\u00e2\u20ac\u009d in Austin.  SkyBar in LA, Redwood Room @Clift in SF, Buddha Bar in Paris and Upstairs at Caroline\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s here in town. Sooo Texas.  Do not laugh Due to a quagmire and AI do mean clusterfark-of-a-pseudo-pandemic, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[60],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13426","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sales-distribution-selling-promotion-skills-stanford-engineering"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13426","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13426"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13426\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}