By Larry Chiang<\/p>\n
Gua Gua Guacamole is the concept of adding in 30-35 steps to a recipe that normally is one to five steps.<\/p>\n
Why?!
\nTo get better results. Specifically, legendary results.<\/p>\n
Have you ever tasted instant guacamole?! Tastes like mayonayse…<\/p>\n
Metaphors aside, lets Gua Gua Guacamole Up a Credit Score Better Than a Millionaire Atherton VC
\n-1- Pay a credit card in your own name and in your own social security number 24 months on time in a row.
\n-2- Avoid ever having a car loan
\n-3- Live rent free by buying a 3 BR house and then having your two roomates split the PITI (principal, interest, taxes, insuruance) between your two roomates (sorry, this doesn’t work in NY or CA)
\n-4- DO a commerically viable LCMCC (by commercially viable, I mean ‘partially retarded’. By LCMCC, I mean a Larry Chiang Mini Company Concept)
\n-5- Bank the money and live on the right side of the interest rate equation (you want to realize that money is a wonderful servant but a HORRIBLE MASTER)<\/p>\n
Send me a thank you card cuz youre rich<\/p>\n
I live in a dorm room at 488 University Ave<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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