{"id":1731,"date":"2013-10-27T15:15:11","date_gmt":"2013-10-27T19:15:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/?p=1731"},"modified":"2013-10-27T15:18:47","modified_gmt":"2013-10-27T19:18:47","slug":"4-things-the-oregon-duck-can-teach-us-ncaa-athletes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/4-things-the-oregon-duck-can-teach-us-ncaa-athletes\/","title":{"rendered":"4 Things the Oregon Duck Can Teach Us NCAA Athletes"},"content":{"rendered":"
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By Larry Chiang <\/div>\n
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FTC Disclosure: As a self-regulating entity, it is optional that I disclose to you that I was a really, really, really good athlete in high school recruited to play and study engineering.<\/div>\n
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Note: while I do not personally know the Oregon cheerleader inside their Duck mascot, I may be making out with her at Evvia the weekend of the 8th of November 2013. <\/div>\n
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If she shows up, I’ll at least put out a hug with a smooch to be named later.<\/div>\n
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10\/27\/13, 11:44 AM<\/a><\/div>\n
4 Things the Oregon Duck Can Teach Us NCAA Athletes at a Top 12 PAC 12 college, like Stanford<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Herein, the duck mascot de la Oregon will be referred to as “PUDDLES”. <\/span><\/div>\n

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# 1 Thing Puddles Can Teach Us<\/div>\n
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Puddles loves sequels<\/div>\n
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Puddles loves that fact that she\/it unknowingly knows a lot about entrepreneurship. This is called unconscious competence. Puddles is unconsciously competent about sequel entrepreneurship.<\/div>\n
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This is Puddles conscious competent version of Puddles knowledge of sequels. <\/div>\n
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It moves you to the right on the entrepreneur bell curve, Puddles knowledge does.<\/span><\/div>\n

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You see, Puddles is a sequel.<\/span><\/div>\n
Puddles is a obnoxious football playing, commercial actor. Puddles is in an ESPN commercial.<\/span><\/div>\n
Puddles is a sequel to Donald Duck.<\/span><\/div>\n

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# 2 Knowledge Nugget Puddles Can Teach Us About Entrepreneurship<\/span><\/div>\n

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Improving something and changing something 5-25% is at the heart of succeeding as a first time entrepreneur student athlete.<\/span><\/div>\n

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-3-<\/span> Puddles Can Teaches Us About Stripper Names<\/span><\/div>\n

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We as NCAA athletes need a stripper name when we work at an internship. It’s because Larry Chiang, NCAA baseball player that rides the bench, is licensed and own by a video game.<\/span><\/div>\n

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I’m seriously a 6’5″ athlete named Larry Chiang that throws cows.<\/span><\/div>\n

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So seriously.<\/span><\/div>\n

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Serious.<\/span><\/div>\n

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I know I sound like I’m joking but as a Vulcan (Spock is Asian), I cannot lie.<\/span><\/div>\n

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So a stripper name makes it legal for us to work.<\/span><\/div>\n

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I pattern replicate the stripper name maneuver and execute a Chinese-ie name maker.<\/span><\/div>\n

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Yes, I will give you, the NCAA athlete, a chinkie name.<\/span><\/div>\n

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Puddles will herein the referred to as Pu(1) Dai (1) Ya (2).<\/span><\/div>\n

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# 4 Thing <\/span>Pu(1) Dai (1) Ya (2)<\/span> Can Teach Us<\/span><\/div>\n

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As a female pre Entrepreneur we should get a great female mentor using this technique<\/span><\/div>\n
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Pu(1) Dai (1) Ya (2), come make out with me at Evvia at 420 Emerson November 9 @ 10:20PM<\/span><\/div>\n
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