{"id":1787,"date":"2013-11-19T13:42:12","date_gmt":"2013-11-19T17:42:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/?p=1787"},"modified":"2013-11-19T13:49:16","modified_gmt":"2013-11-19T17:49:16","slug":"speaking-silicon-valley-to-the-new-vcs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/speaking-silicon-valley-to-the-new-vcs\/","title":{"rendered":"Speaking Silicon Valley to the New VCs"},"content":{"rendered":"
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By Larry Chiang<\/div>\n
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I hacked venture capital. <\/div>\n
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Heard of the franchise concept, “Reverse VC”?! It’s where VCs pay you to pitch you. See pix on the Google of over 30 tier one VCs <\/div>\n
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Lolololololol hiLarryAss <\/div>\n
Oh, also see YouTube<\/div>\n
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Well, the new VC is an engineer you gotta convince to join your “start up” aka startup. No engineers, no value!<\/div>\n
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Let me repeat that:<\/div>\n
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No engineers. No value<\/div>\n
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With an engineer, the value spikes $1mm PER ENGINEER ON THE TEAM<\/div>\n
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With an engineer I mentored, the VALUE SPIKES TO $1,000,000.02. Just my two cents<\/div>\n
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Hack <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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11\/19\/13, 9:17 AM<\/a><\/div>\n
“Getting paid as employee #1 when, in reality, u r employee #35000, is what happens when you do a sequel to a biz”
– LARRY CHIANG #DF13<\/a><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/div>\n
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ENGR145 teaches you to minimize your risk. <\/div>\n
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What they do teach at Stanford b-school (and the A-school) is that there is less risk when you’re employee number 35,000. As an engineer, I engineered a signature method my mentor taught me. Be employee #35,001<\/div>\n
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Get paid as employee number ONE when you do a sequel business <\/div>\n
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Do a sequel business to the business you work at (ENGR145 summer 2010). <\/div>\n
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Do a sequel business to a business you did not work at <\/span>(ENGR145 summer 2010). <\/span><\/div>\n
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Anchor Concept precursor to a sequel: Lemonade and Gua Gua Guacamole <\/div>\n
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It moves you to the right on the entrepreneur bell curve being employee #35,001<\/div>\n
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Traitorous 8 were employees number 5001-5,008<\/div>\n
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Intel Founders were employees 10,001 & 10,002<\/div>\n
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We as women engineers need to stick together, not be bitchy to each other…<\/div>\n
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…and jettison as a pre existing, pre-formed, pre-congealed engineering team. <\/div>\n
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It is the key to hacking the new VC of being paid as employees one, two and three. But in a spin-out, sequel biz employee number<\/div>\n
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THIS POST WAS UPLOADED FROM MY BRAIN OFF THE TOP OF MY BRAIN IN 14 morning minutes<\/div>\n
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Author, NY Times Bestseller<\/div>\n
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“What They Will NEVER Teach You at Stanford Business School” comes out 11-11-14<\/div>\n
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By Larry Chiang I hacked venture capital.  Heard of the franchise concept, “Reverse VC”?! It’s where VCs pay you to pitch you. See pix on the Google of over 30 tier one VCs  Lolololololol hiLarryAss  Oh, also see YouTube Well, the new VC is an engineer you gotta convince to join your “start up” aka […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1787","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1787"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1787\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}