{"id":18297,"date":"2023-04-27T11:05:08","date_gmt":"2023-04-27T11:05:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/?p=18297"},"modified":"2023-04-27T07:05:31","modified_gmt":"2023-04-27T11:05:31","slug":"gifts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/gifts\/","title":{"rendered":"Gifts"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"postie-post\">\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>Leave gifts: Having the clear goal that you will ABSOLUTELY get off of the waitlist makes it hard to keep you in the holding pattern for very long.&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Problem You\u2019re in the losers circle outside of VIP<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>SOLUTION&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>GuaGuaGucamole 4<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Crasher to VIP<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Bringing the inner circle a gift catalyzes the assumption that you are part of the main event. Executing the gift of balloons makes you look like the VC and VIP, not a waitlister. A vc is a venture capitalist&nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image1.png\" src=\"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/image1-1.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image2.png\" src=\"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/image2.png\"><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div dir=\"ltr\">\n<div dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">WordPress\u2019d from my personal iPhone,&nbsp;<a href=\"tel:650-283-8008\" dir=\"ltr\" x-apple-data-detectors=\"true\" x-apple-data-detectors-type=\"telephone\" x-apple-data-detectors-result=\"1\">650-283-8008<\/a>, number that&nbsp;Steve Jobs texted me on<\/span><\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image3.jpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/image3-2.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image4.jpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/image4-2.jpeg\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\">\n<div><font color=\"#000000\"><span style=\"caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">https:\/\/www.YouTube.com\/watch?v=ejeIz4EhoJ0<\/span><\/font><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 13pt;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Leave gifts: Having the clear goal that you will ABSOLUTELY get off of the waitlist makes it hard to keep you in the holding pattern for very long.&nbsp; Problem You\u2019re in the losers circle outside of VIP SOLUTION&nbsp; GuaGuaGucamole 4 Crasher to VIP Bringing the inner circle a gift catalyzes the assumption that you are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":18298,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18297"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18297\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18298"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}