{"id":18498,"date":"2023-06-09T21:27:24","date_gmt":"2023-06-10T01:27:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/?p=18498"},"modified":"2023-06-10T23:50:43","modified_gmt":"2023-06-11T03:50:43","slug":"how-to-eutwmppm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/how-to-eutwmppm\/","title":{"rendered":"How to #EUTWMPPM by fake Larry Chiang"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Larry Chiang\u2019s 5th book, WTDTYASBS, launched at a Harvard Law School keynote, so he knows about grand openings (He even attends and promotes the ones he isn\u2019t invited to also). As CEO of Duck9, he leads an army to help college student\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.101secrets.com\/general-population-credit-knowledge.htm\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">consumers get a FICO<\/a>\u00a0over 770. Post H.L.S. keynote, Harvard Business wrote: \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.harbus.org\/2009\/What-They-Dont-Teach-4531\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">What They Don\u2019t Teach You at Stanford Business School<\/a>\u201d (his latest Harbus post: \u201cSetting an intention for SXSWi\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Problem: You keep remembering you are poor and don\u2019t know why.<\/p>\n<p>Solution: Your business has minimal traffic which you can solve using my mentor Larry Chiang\u2019s award-winning framework: #EUTWMPPM (A.K.A. Engineering Up a Tidal Wave of Momentum \u2014 Perpetual Promotion Machine)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>This is the recipe. Don\u2019t fvck it up. I know you will anyways, but at least try.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Blog Post #1 (12 Sentences, 2 Pictures)<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Include a link to your Eventbrite<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Blog Post #2 (12 Sentences, 2 Pictures)<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Embed your YouTube Video explaining the event<\/li>\n<li>Use #LCRRM (Larry Chiang Reverse Rebate Method) to sell-out the event<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Eventbrite<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Embed your YouTube Video explaining the event<\/li>\n<li>Explain #LCRRM terms<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>YouTube<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Explain your event, link your blog posts inside description<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Instagram<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>28-35 sec video talking about event and where to learn more<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>\u201cHow to Do What ___ Does Without Having to Hire ___\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Show how complicated it is to do alone<\/li>\n<li>Use presentation software (ie. Slideshare)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Share the Blog Posts on Twitter<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Link to the blog posts<\/li>\n<li>Include #\u2019s (ie. #EUTWMPPM, #Chapt3, etc\u2026)<\/li>\n<li><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Traffic<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u2013 [ ] Press National<\/li>\n<li>\u2013 [ ] Press Local<\/li>\n<li>\u2013 [ ] Press Blogger<\/li>\n<li>\u2013 [ ] Establish Co-Founders for Event<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Here\u2019s what I listened to while making this:\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20230513081821\/https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/tape-b-official\/tape-b-mutiny-shareholders-meeting-live-mix\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/tape-b-official\/tape-b-mutiny-shareholders-meeting-live-mix<\/a><\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>LARRY CHIANG<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>DUCK9<\/div>\n<div>attn: Larry Chiang, 3x congressional expert witness<\/div>\n<div>2021 Midwest ROAD, Suite 200<\/div>\n<div>OAK BROOK IL 60521<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Larry Chiang\u2019s 5th book, WTDTYASBS, launched at a Harvard Law School keynote, so he knows about grand openings (He even attends and promotes the ones he isn\u2019t invited to also). As CEO of Duck9, he leads an army to help college student\u00a0consumers get a FICO\u00a0over 770. Post H.L.S. keynote, Harvard Business wrote: \u201cWhat They Don\u2019t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stanford-engineering"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18498"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18498\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18728,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18498\/revisions\/18728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}