{"id":18561,"date":"2023-06-09T21:53:56","date_gmt":"2023-06-10T01:53:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/?p=18561"},"modified":"2023-06-10T23:47:48","modified_gmt":"2023-06-11T03:47:48","slug":"how-to-pitch-being-350th-dick-on-her-phone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/how-to-pitch-being-350th-dick-on-her-phone\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Pitch Being 350th Dick on Her Phone by fake Larry Chiang"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Larry Chiang\u2019s 5th book, WTDTYASBS, launched at a Harvard Law School keynote, so he knows about grand openings (He even attends and promotes the ones he isn\u2019t invited to also). As CEO of Duck9, he leads an army to help college student\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.101secrets.com\/general-population-credit-knowledge.htm\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">consumers get a FICO<\/a>\u00a0over 770. Post H.L.S. keynote, Harvard Business wrote: \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.harbus.org\/2009\/What-They-Dont-Teach-4531\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">What They Don\u2019t Teach You at Stanford Business School<\/a>\u201d (his latest Harbus post: \u201cSetting an intention for SXSWi\u201d.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>AIDA: Attention, Interest, Desire, Action<\/li>\n<li>Establish status<\/li>\n<li>Stand out w\/ Video Voicemail<\/li>\n<li>Text 8 Options for Coffee Date (8 time\/locations scattered throughout the day where they might be able to find you)<\/li>\n<li>Send selfies from last night when you met (#prep)<\/li>\n<li>Expand on what happened last night and dominate the texts (don\u2019t let her dominate)<\/li>\n<li>$50 Rule on Dates: \u201clet\u2019s bet my $1M and your -$200 (because you\u2019re in debt) that we can spend $7 on this date and I\u2019ll make you cum)<\/li>\n<li>Make observations about her most guys wouldn\u2019t normally notice with such limited exposure to her (#PQRST)<\/li>\n<li>Parlay frustration: \u201cI wanted to take you under the stairs to blow me, but I wanna take this slow\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Time-Distortion: \u201cLet\u2019s staycation\u201d = Fvck in the hotel by my house<\/li>\n<li>Things you say matter<\/li>\n<li>Give her credit for work you did<\/li>\n<li>Put her in the friend zone, then score<\/li>\n<li>Call instead of texting like most others guys do (and be ok with you calling her 71 times for her to pick up 0 times \u2014 who gives a fvck anyways, right?)<\/li>\n<li>Hold the baby nearby at the date (and be prepped, clean hands, camera ready for photos, work the room, soft close the mom on holding the baby, etc..)<\/li>\n<li>If you\u2019re texting, you\u2019re fucked (you shouldn\u2019t be texting, you should be fvcking)<\/li>\n<li><strong>The solution is actually getting more leads.<\/strong>\u00a0All of the above helps, but the\u00a0most important is getting more leads because it takes pressure off of the one lead going right.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Larry Chiang\u2019s 5th book, WTDTYASBS, launched at a Harvard Law School keynote, so he knows about grand openings (He even attends and promotes the ones he isn\u2019t invited to also). As CEO of Duck9, he leads an army to help college student\u00a0consumers get a FICO\u00a0over 770. Post H.L.S. keynote, Harvard Business wrote: \u201cWhat They Don\u2019t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18561","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stanford-engineering"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18561","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18561"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18561\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18699,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18561\/revisions\/18699"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}