{"id":18563,"date":"2023-06-09T21:54:13","date_gmt":"2023-06-10T01:54:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/?p=18563"},"modified":"2023-06-10T23:36:26","modified_gmt":"2023-06-11T03:36:26","slug":"zero-to-puddy-in-under-60-minutes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/zero-to-puddy-in-under-60-minutes\/","title":{"rendered":"Zero to Puddy in Under 60 Minutes by fake Larry Chiang"},"content":{"rendered":"

Larry Chiang\u2019s 5th book, WTDTYASBS, launched at a Harvard Law School keynote, so he knows about grand openings (He even attends and promotes the ones he isn\u2019t invited to also). As CEO of Duck9, he leads an army to help college student\u00a0consumers get a FICO<\/a>\u00a0over 770. Post H.L.S. keynote, Harvard Business wrote: \u201cWhat They Don\u2019t Teach You at Stanford Business School<\/a>\u201d (his latest Harbus post: \u201cSetting an intention for SXSWi\u201d.<\/p>\n

Sitting in Beannu Coffe, helping you virgins do Lead gen for 2023. That is why you speed do, speed read, and speed fvck.<\/strong><\/p>\n

This is a post I\u2019d want to read & expand upon if I didn\u2019t write it\u2026 Let\u2019s get into it<\/p>\n

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Converting a Warm Re-Open into a Threeway<\/strong><\/p>\n

We walked into Clive and David cold opened two ladies walking past. Flight attendants from UK on layover in Austin. Nothing special, just a quick hello.<\/p>\n

David opens other women. Then David re-opens the flight attendants and starts to escalate. Takes them upstairs and asks for a threeway.<\/p>\n

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Larry cold opening from inside the bachelorette party circle<\/strong><\/p>\n

Larry walks right into the middle of a rock pile of women, says hi to the bride, and instantly makes friends with the rest of the group. Because cold opening the bachelorette part is playing the game on easy mode.<\/p>\n

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Elevation at Unbar & Letting Women Cold Open Themselves<\/strong><\/p>\n

We got on an elevated surface where women could easily come cold open us. Within minutes, Larry had requests for photos, instantly making our presence noticeable to the entire dance floor.<\/p>\n

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Cold Opening While You\u2019re Cold Opening<\/strong><\/p>\n

While you\u2019re cold opening someone else, it creates a frenzy. Makes women think, \u201cDo I want your dick to be feeded on by someone else?\u201d<\/p>\n

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Introduce Your Friends<\/strong><\/p>\n

Springboard, elevate, and promote your compatriots in cunt salesmanship<\/p>\n

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  • open up the rock pile by brining your friends<\/li>\n
  • when you\u2019re cold opening, you don\u2019t even give your name (\u201cPuddy 1, meet dork friend 2 who can\u2019t even cold open for himself\u201d)<\/li>\n
  • most guys rip on each other (big mistake) and you\u2019re intro-ing your friends instead<\/li>\n
  • when a guy comes back from a cold open, ask \u201cHey can I get your opinion on something?\u201d and listen to him intently. Trust us, it does magical things because the person you cold opened is watching<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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    Failing Forward the Whole Time<\/strong><\/p>\n

    David cold opened a group a ladies who were surprised to be cold opened. He helped correct their surprise into excitement and connected with Miranda. David came back later and was on the waitlist with Miranda but ended up swapping digits before we left<\/p>\n

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    Body Language When Talking to Your Compatriots<\/strong><\/p>\n

    Stand up straight on both feet and look like you\u2019re a grounded motherfucker. Don\u2019t be on your phone like a cunt<\/p>\n

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    Pointing Out Women That Are Interested in Your Friend<\/strong><\/p>\n

    Your friend can\u2019t see he blind spot. Be his blind spot detector and give him heads up.<\/p>\n

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    We\u2019re leaving Beannu coffee after this 20 min blog post. You\u2019re fvcking welcome. Next stop, Unbar to get a beej.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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