{"id":1910,"date":"2013-12-11T18:39:55","date_gmt":"2013-12-11T22:39:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/?p=1910"},"modified":"2014-01-24T19:52:09","modified_gmt":"2014-01-24T23:52:09","slug":"what-alex-mann-found-in-translation-when-i-blogged-about-his-blog-article-about-bill-murray","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/what-alex-mann-found-in-translation-when-i-blogged-about-his-blog-article-about-bill-murray\/","title":{"rendered":"What Alex Mann &#8220;Found In Translation&#8221; When I Blogged About His Blog Article About Bill Murray"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Augmented by Larry Chiang<\/p>\n<p>hat tip: James Hong for this<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"c4cAUmFYO9\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/thoughtcatalog.com\/alex-mann\/2013\/12\/12-insane-things-that-happened-on-my-night-out-with-bill-murray\/\">12 Insane Things That Happened On My Night Out With Bill Murray<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"&#8220;12 Insane Things That Happened On My Night Out With Bill Murray&#8221; &#8212; Thought Catalog\" src=\"https:\/\/thoughtcatalog.com\/alex-mann\/2013\/12\/12-insane-things-that-happened-on-my-night-out-with-bill-murray\/embed\/#?secret=YX7lNDKQuN#?secret=c4cAUmFYO9\" data-secret=\"c4cAUmFYO9\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>This will double as my premier of the series called &#8220;Found in Translation&#8221;. My comments are in ALL BOLD<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"https:\/\/thoughtcatalog.com\/alex-mann\/2013\/12\/12-insane-things-that-happened-on-my-night-out-with-bill-murray\/\" target=\"_blank\">12 Insane Things That Happened On My Night Out With Bill\u00a0Murray<\/a><\/h2>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">by Alex Mann<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo one will ever believe you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Legend has it that\u2019s what Bill Murray says after he covers your eyes from behind and turns you around to reveal he\u2019s Bill Murray. If you\u2019re not familiar with the legend of Bill Murray, he\u2019s also been known to show up at student loft parties, crash kickball games,<\/p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/bill-murray-chicago-comedian-new-york-kickball-larry-chiang.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1982\" alt=\"Kickball in NYC\" src=\"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/bill-murray-chicago-comedian-new-york-kickball-larry-chiang.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"372\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/bill-murray-chicago-comedian-new-york-kickball-larry-chiang.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/bill-murray-chicago-comedian-new-york-kickball-larry-chiang-300x174.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a> Kickball in NYC\n<p>LARRY CHIANG SAYS: IT&#8217;S SO TRUE.<\/p>\n<p>and to be reachable only by an 800 number. No one knows which stories are true, but it doesn\u2019t matter; the fact that we discuss them at all is what makes Bill Murray a legend.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">LARRY CHIANG SAYS: TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION<\/p>\n<p>I was lucky enough to run into the legend himself at a Tribeca Film Festival after-party. There he was, sitting at the bar. My first thought was, \u201cHoly shit. That\u2019s Bill Murray.\u201d My second thought was, \u201cBill Murray looks old.\u201d Straggly hair, bushy salt-and-pepper eyebrows, baggy eyes. He had this smug look like he was the most important guy in the room, which he probably was. No one was talking to him. I had to try.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">What followed was the weirdest, most memorable night of my life.<\/p>\n\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 33%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-1910 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/bill-murray-loves-abe-lincoln-and-chicago-alex-mann-larry-chiang.png'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/bill-murray-loves-abe-lincoln-and-chicago-alex-mann-larry-chiang-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1911\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1911'>\n\t\t\t\tArt credit Bill Murray?\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<div><\/div>\n<h3>1. I sit next to Bill at the bar. \u201cBill, hi. I\u2019m a big fan.\u201d<\/h3>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">\u201cOh, thanks.\u201d He looks at me, turns away. I start to get up. Then he goes, \u201cWhat are you drinking?\u201d<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">\u201cMe?\u201d He catches me off-guard. \u201cBeer \u2013 any beer is fine.\u201d<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">LARRY CHIANG SAYS: HERE HE JAB STEPS AN ESCAPE\u00a0 BUT WILL STAY TO NETWORK WITH YOU. ITS BECAUSE YOU PASS THE FIRST TEST SO THE ALPHA MALE &#8216;TIME-EXTENDS&#8217; YOU.<\/p>\n<p>Bill nods at the bartender. He brings me a Corona.<\/p>\n<p>LARRY CHIANG SAYS: A BEER IS AT LEAST THREE MINUTES OF NETWORKING TIME EXTENSION. THINK OF IT AS A VIDEO GAME WHERE YOU GET EXTRA LIVES ON TOP OF EXTRA MINUTES BEFORE &#8220;GAME OVER&#8221;<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Bill turns to me. \u201cHey, cheers. Good festival. Great festival. We\u2019re festivaling.\u201d<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">He raises his cup, clinks mine. We sip, then put our cups down. I glance into his cup. It\u2019s not beer or even a mixed drink. It\u2019s chicken noodle soup.<\/p>\n<p>LARRY CHIANG SAYS: WHY DRINK WHEN YOU CAN SIP SOUP WHEN YOU WANT TO SIP NOODLE SOUP. ALPHA MALES CONSUME WHAT THEY WANT IN A PATTERNISTIC WAY. IF THEY DO IT AT HOME, THEY&#8217;LL DRINK SOUP AT 9PM AT A BAR IN TRIBECA<\/p>\n<h3>2. I figure since Bill got me a beer, it\u2019s okay to stay for a few minutes.<\/h3>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">I hadn\u2019t prepared for this moment, so instead of asking \u201cquestions I\u2019ve always wanted to ask Bill Murray,\u201d I talk to him like a normal guy. He asks why I\u2019m at the festival. \u201cA friend of mine has a film here.\u201d He\u2019s there because, \u201cBobby told me to come,\u201d who I can only assume is Robert De Niro, one of the festival\u2019s founders.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Bill asks, \u201cYou ever seen The Godfather?\u201d<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">\u201cOf course. I try to watch it once a year.\u201d<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">\u201cYeah? Never seen it. Heard good things though.\u201d Bill slurps his soup.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">LARRY CHIANG SAYS: YOU SHOULD GET BILL MURRAY A COPY ON DVD OR\/ AND VHS. WITH A HANDWRITTEN NOTE. SIGN THAT SHITAKE &#8216;karl&#8217; aka larry chiang<\/p>\n<h3>3. A kid and his dad ask to take a picture with Bill.<\/h3>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">When the kid hands his dad the camera, Bill gestures for the dad to be in the picture. \u201cIt\u2019s okay. Karl will take it.\u201d I hadn\u2019t introduced myself to Bill, so apparently my name was now Karl.<\/p>\n<p>LARRY CHIANG SAYS: NO AWKWARDNESS BECAUSE ONLY YOU&#8217;RE TEMP AWKWARD. INTERNALLY. TO THE KID AND HIS DAD, YOU&#8217;RE COOL. PLUS U PASSED ANOTHER BILL MURRAY ALPHA MALE TEST<\/p>\n<p>THE TEST IS CAN karl AKA ALEX MANN ROLL WITH THE PUNCHES<\/p>\n<p>I take the picture. Bill doesn\u2019t smile, but smiles as soon as the kid and his dad walk away. He then goes, \u201cHow long til that\u2019s on Facebook?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>LARRY CHIANG SAYS: PRETTY FUNNY!!<\/p>\n<h3>4. Bill asks if I want to \u201cgo crash another circus.\u201d<\/h3>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">I assume this means another bar.<\/p>\n<p>LARRY CHIANG SAYS: AT THIS POINT YOU&#8217;VE PASSED THREE OR FOUR CRITICAL TESTS. IN SEQUENCE. NICE JOB ALEX MANN<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Bill calls the bartender over and asks for two Bud Lights to go. They don\u2019t have Bud Light, so Bill orders two Coronas. Bill stuffs a Corona into each of his jacket pockets.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">LARRY CHIANG SAYS: LEGALLY IN NYC, YOU CAN ONLY PROSECUTE IF THE COP CAN SEE WHAT BRAND BEER YOU&#8217;RE CARRYING. HAVING BOTH BUD LIGHT AND CORONA IS A GENIUS MOVE THAT HE LEARNED FROM A LAWYER THAT PRACTICES COPYRIGHT OR IP.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Bill glances around, then turns to me. \u201cListen, kid. If you\u2019re coming with me, I have two rules.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>LARRY CHIANG SAYS: THOSE ARE NOT RULES. THOSE ARE INTERROGATIONS TO SEE IF YOU LISTEN<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">\u201cOkay.\u201d<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">\u201cHand me your phone.\u201d<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">He taps at the phone, examines it, then hands it back.<\/p>\n<p>LARRY CHIANG SAYS: HE JUST CALLED HIS OWN SECURITY DETAIL THAT MATCHES YOUR CELL TO A NAME THAT YOUR CELL IS CONNECTED TO PHONE BILL-WISE. WHEN YOU HANG OUT WITH DAUGHTERS OF HEADS OF STATE, THEY TAKE YOUR CELL AND MARRY IT TO A PICTURE DB OF GOV&#8217;T ID. AN UN-OBTRUSIVE WAY TO ID CHECK YOU IS TO DO WHAT BILL MURRAY DID. AN OBTRUSIVE METHOD IS TO ASK FOR ID OR HAVE HIS SECURITY DETAIL STEP IN TO ASK FOR ID. OR FOR THE BARTENDER TO ASK FOR ID, ASSUMING THE BARTENDER IS THEN ALSO ON THE SECURITY DETAIL FOR SAID ALPHA MALE.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">\u201cLet\u2019s go.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>LARRY CHIANG SAYS: IN ALPHA MALE PARLANCE, THIS IS CRIME SCENE NUMBER ONE TRANSITIONING TO CRIME SCENE NUMBER TWO (BUT NO CRIME. THEY JUST CALL IT CRIME SCENE #2 OR POPSICLE STAND #2. SOME SECURITY DETAILS WON&#8217;T LET THE ALPHA GET TO POPSICLE STAND #7, #8 AND #9. LIKE TONY BLAIR ALWAYS SAYS; NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS AFTER POPSICLE STAND #5 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<h3>5. I had never hung out with anyone as famous as Bill Murray. Every second it\u2019s, \u201cBill! Bill Murray! Mr. Murray!\u201d<\/h3>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">It must be weird to hear your name so much. He was a gentleman, but didn\u2019t take any pictures after the first one. (\u201cI don\u2019t have my makeup,\u201d he\u2019d say. People got over the picture thing once they became part of a Bill Murray bit.)<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">I leave the party. Bill shows up outside a few minutes after me. He walks and I follow. First down a sidewalk, then down an alleyway, then down another alleyway.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Bill turns to me. \u201cYou want your drink?\u201d<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">\u201cSure.\u201d<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Bill pulls out a Corona from his pocket and hands it to me. Then from his other pocket, he pulls out a Bud Light \u2013 the Bud Light the bar didn\u2019t even have.<\/p>\n<p>LARRY CHIANG SAYS: SEE HOW WELL BILL MURRAY LISTENS TO A karl, 15 &#8216;KARL&#8217;S&#8217; AGO. 15 KARLS AGO WAS AN ATTY WHO COACHED HIM ON THIS.<\/p>\n<h3>6. Bill leads me to an unassuming wooden doorway with a doorman.<\/h3>\n<p>The doorman doesn\u2019t recognize Bill, or at least doesn\u2019t act like it.<\/p>\n<p>LARRY CHIANG SAYS: THAT IS NOT AN ORDINARY DOORMAN. EITHER HE IS ON THE SECURITY DETAIL OR BILL MURRAY ENLISTED HIM AS PART OF A POP UP ENTOURAGE. SOCIAL ALPHA MALES DO NOT FLY IN AN ENTOURAGE, THEY CONJURE ONE UP LOCALLY.<\/p>\n<p>He goes, \u201cY\u2019all can\u2019t come in here with ya beers.\u201d Bill looks at me and shrugs. He tilts his head back and starts chugging his Bud Light. I tilt my head back and join him. When I bring my head back down, Bill\u2019s gone. In his place is a crushed Bud Light can. The doorman points inside.<\/p>\n<p>LARRY CHIANG SAYS: THIS IS A GOOD STORY AND TRUE STORY AND A FUNNY ADVENTURE<\/p>\n<h3>7. The bar is empty. Electronic music plays faintly from a speaker.<\/h3>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">The bar looks like it\u2019s closed or hasn\u2019t opened yet. A bartender cleans glasses. She looks up at me, \u201cYou\u2019re with Billy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">\u201cI think so.\u201d<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">The bartender reaches under the bar, and then hands me a red, plastic kazoo. A kazoo! I laugh, look up at her. She\u2019s not laughing. On the kazoo is a piece of white tape with my name written on it. My REAL NAME \u2013 not \u201cKarl\u201d like he called me before. She points to the back of the bar.<\/p>\n<p>LARRY CHIANG SAYS: YOUR NAME IS FROM YOUR CELL PHONE RECORDS.<\/p>\n<h3>8. I walk down steps and arrive to a hallway with multiple doors. Was this a brothel?<\/h3>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">I pace down the hallway; a door opens behind me. \u201cYo Gary.\u201d I turn around and see Bill\u2019s head sticking out of the doorway. I go inside. It\u2019s a karaoke room.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">It\u2019s Bill and four others: Michelle, a cute Asian girl. Harvey, an \u201cartist-in-residence,\u201d although I didn\u2019t catch where. Clyde, who I\u2019m pretty sure said he\u2019s a \u201cringworm.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>LARRY CHIANG SAYS: ALEX MANN, WOW YOU LISTEN WELL AND HAVE A GREAT MEMORY! NICE!!<\/p>\n<p>And, a guy in a tailored black suit who didn\u2019t introduce himself or make eye contact.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">LARRY CHIANG SAYS: &#8216;SECURITY DETAIL. PAID SECURITY DETAIL.&#8217; = BLACK SUIT<\/p>\n<p>Bill points at me. \u201cThis is Mark. We met at Petco.\u201d<br \/>\nLARRY CHIANG SAYS: PETCO IS CODE FOR &#8216;FRIENDLY AND FLUFFY&#8217;<\/p>\n<h3>9. I sit next to Bill on a couch. He shuts his eyes. I assume he\u2019s taking a nap.<\/h3>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">With his eyes closed, he goes, \u201cYou\u2019re ready.\u201d<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">\u201cI guess. Ready for what?\u201d<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Bill reveals a red kazoo. On the kazoo is a white piece of tape with his name on it, just like mine.<\/p>\n<h3>10.\u00a0I think I\u2019m about to watch Bill Murray do karaoke, just like in Lost In Translation.<\/h3>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Then, Bill gestures for me to join him on stage.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">It\u2019s at this moment that I wonder if this is a \u201cthing\u201d \u2013 Bill Murray finds a stranger and brings him to karaoke night. Maybe Michelle, Harvey, Ringworm and Suit Guy were previous candidates. Okay, definitely not Suit Guy.<\/p>\n<p>LARRY CHIANG SAYS: ITS NOT &#8216;HIS THING&#8217;. HE JUST WANTED TO HANG OUT WITH YOU. HIS FAMILY IS HUGE AND I AM SURE HE TREASURED HIS TIME WITH YOU.<\/p>\n<h3>11. Bill points a finger at ceiling. \u201cPlay it.\u201d<\/h3>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">LARRY CHIANG SAYS: THE WORDS JUST CONVEY 7%. I AM POSITIVE THE TONALITY AND THE PHYSIOLOGY WERE FUNNY IN A IM SO EFFEN SERIOUS. DON&#8217;T SCREW THIS UP. KINDA WAY.<\/p>\n<p>Duran Duran\u2019s \u201cHungry Like A Wolf\u201d blasts through the speakers. \u201cWait,\u201d I think. \u201cThis song has no kazoo in it.\u201d But I look over at Bill, and there he is wailing at his kazoo to the melody of the song.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">LARRY CHIANG SAYS: SEE.<\/p>\n<p>Bill and I switch off singing the verses. We sing the choruses together.\u00a0On the last verse, Bill pushes me to the front to lead. I briefly turn around while singing and see Bill playing the kazoo, although he holds the kazoo sideways like he\u2019s playing flute.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">The song finishes. Bill puts his arm around me. We bow, and in unison, blow our red kazoos.<\/p>\n<h3>12. Bill asks if I want to \u201cgo to level five.\u201d<\/h3>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">We make our way to the street and Bill hails a cab. \u201cGood sir, take us to Columbus Circle.\u201d I figure the cab ride is a good time to ask Bill one of the questions I\u2019d been wondering all night.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">LARRY CHIANG SAYS: THIS IS POPSICLE STAND #3<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBill, what\u2019s your second rule?\u201d<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">LARRY CHIANG SAYS: ALEX MANN, NICE WORK LISTENING WHILE YOU&#8217;RE DEE-RUNK.<\/p>\n<p>BILL MURRAY SAYS: \u201cDoesn\u2019t matter. You followed it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">The cab lets us out in Columbus Circle. Bill tells me he has to puke. \u201cIt\u2019s what happens when I mix beer, karaoke and soup.\u201d He walks to a fountain.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Bill leans over the fountain and hurls. Shortly after, so do I. I didn\u2019t expect this night to end with Bill Murray and I puking into a fountain together, but there we were. I was puking with Bill Murray! I hate puking, but for that moment, I loved it.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">After 30 seconds, I feel a hand on my shoulder. I lean back and expect to see Bill consoling me. But no, it\u2019s a cop.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">\u201cYou okay, sir?\u201d<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">I wipe my mouth with my sleeve and glance around. \u201cYeah. I\u2019m fine.\u201d<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Where\u2019s Bill? I look around the fountain. Nothing. I look in the fountain. Nothing. I looked down the block. Nothing. I was half-expecting Bill to pop out, cover my eyes, and say, \u201cNo one will ever believe you.\u201d He didn\u2019t.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">I start walking. My phone vibrates. It\u2019s a text message from a number I don\u2019t have saved. It says, \u201cDid you eat ham, Karl?\u201d<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">The next day I call the number. It\u2019s disconnected.<\/p>\n<p>LARRY CHIANG SAYS: ITS NOT DISCONNECTED. HE CONTROLS THE SWITCHBOARD. HE HAS SEVEN PHONES AND DOESN&#8217;T CARRY ANY. HE MEMORIZES 50 NUMBERS OF FRIENDS, FAMILY AND SECURITY DETAIL<\/p>\n<p>HE LOOKS OLD BUT HIS BRAIN IS ON CHICKEN SOUP. HE MAY NOT HAVE BEEN DRUNK OR INGESTED ANY ALCOHOL<\/p>\n<p>I couldn\u2019t wait to tell people about my night out with Bill Murray, but of course, no one will ever believe me.<\/p>\n<p>LARRY CHIANG SAYS: ALEX, YOU ACED IT. THIS WAS A GREAT STORY.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Augmented by Larry Chiang hat tip: James Hong for this 12 Insane Things That Happened On My Night Out With Bill Murray This will double as my premier of the series called &#8220;Found in Translation&#8221;. 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