{"id":2075,"date":"2014-02-25T03:39:17","date_gmt":"2014-02-25T07:39:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/?p=2075"},"modified":"2014-02-25T03:50:01","modified_gmt":"2014-02-25T07:50:01","slug":"need-beer-delivered-cold-and-in-a-keg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/need-beer-delivered-cold-and-in-a-keg\/","title":{"rendered":"Need Beer Delivered Cold and In a Keg."},"content":{"rendered":"
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By Larry Chiang<\/div>\n
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Austin is weird. SXSW beer delivery 03-07 to the 12th<\/div>\n
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This adheres to all local and state laws in Travis county, Texas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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2\/24\/14, 11:23 PM<\/a><\/div>\n
Google, “cold keg delivery austin larry chiang”. U r wel cum!! #ENGR145<\/a><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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First, I’d like to squelch the rumor that I’m putting together a run for Congressional seat here in Austin. No, nope not the 10th, 21st, 35th, 17th or 31st.<\/div>\n
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It’s true the HLS grad is going to CTCFTR. But that’s just my collecting chips for LCECSPA <\/div>\n
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Anyway, I’m kinda selling beer<\/div>\n
– I need five forms of ID and a DNA sample to carbon date you as “OVER 24”. I’m going to card every white person over 40. I’m going to card every China man over 65. 60, 60 is the new 30.<\/div>\n
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– I’m gonna need an Amex card authorization hold of about $30k. #AmexUp #Sync ;-P<\/div>\n
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– I’m going to need a $3mm insurance rider.<\/div>\n
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I’m going to need you to buy me 10-12 Uber rides (Uber isn’t legal in Austin, but I gotta get Uber sales.) I’ll accept $600.<\/div>\n
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– After you safely consume your keg, I’ll refund you 50% of your Uber 91 days from now.<\/div>\n
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You must be in a bar during operational hours.<\/div>\n
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ENGR145’s Anchor Concept: Lemonade and Gua Gua Guacamole <\/div>\n
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