{"id":2107,"date":"2014-03-02T20:27:21","date_gmt":"2014-03-03T00:27:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/?p=2107"},"modified":"2014-03-02T20:28:28","modified_gmt":"2014-03-03T00:28:28","slug":"zero-stage-first-stage-second-stage-monster-engineer-promo-sxsw-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/zero-stage-first-stage-second-stage-monster-engineer-promo-sxsw-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"Zero Stage \/ First Stage \/ Second Stage \/ Monster \/ Engineer Promo \/ SXSW \/ 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hi, It’s me Larry. Engineers think I’m salsie. Sales people think Imma engineer that sells way way way, better than them. Here is exactly how to “Chiang-Chiang-Chiang” each step of each ‘stage’ Case within-a-case for GoGetChitter “value addedly augmenting revenue for an existing SXSW sponsor” and do more w a LCRRM’d $55,005.06 sale than Monster \/ Chevy did with either years’ SuperBowl advertisement (New Orleans or New York, respectively) Zero Stage = Free Mentorship. Post a pic of a Monster. For example Sulley. Get an article for engineers about SXSW. Call to action = post a pic of a monster. Inc hashtag #GoGetChitter First Stage = Let startups pitch you to work for THEM. And u get a picture w Kermit at SXSW @fsAustin. Or #LarryChiang \ud83d\ude09 Second Stage = Free Monster! Got a monstrosity amount o’ junkie free SXSW? We will give you a shipping label to ship. I made money. Making money. At every stage C: MEMORIZE MEMORIZE MEMORIZE CEO of Duck9 Stanford University Entrepreneur in Residence, Emeritus Duck9 = “Deep Underground Credit Knowledge” 9 125 University Avenue\/ 100 Palo Alto CA 94301 https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/ass<\/a> 650-566-9600 650-566-9696 (direct) 650-283-8008 (cell) **************** Editor of the BusinessWeek Channel “What They Don’t Teach at Business School” https:\/\/whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/blog<\/a> CNN Video Channel: https:\/\/ireport.cnn.com\/people\/larrychiang<\/a> Read my last 10 tweets at https:\/\/www.Twitter.com\/LarryChiang<\/a> Author, NY Times Bestseller https:\/\/whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/blog\/?s=Ny+times+bestseller<\/a> “What They Will NEVER Teach You at Stanford Business School” comes out 11-11-14 MEMORIZE https:\/\/www.fastcompany.com\/embed\/c0d4562ea2049<\/a> 52 Cards. Two Jokers. What They DO Teach You at Stanford Engineering REPLICATED Emergency swings and cutting deals as an 9 year old MEMORIZE ########## Duck9 is part of UCMS Inc. https:\/\/www.ucms.com<\/a> 630-705-5555 On Mar 2, 2014, at 12:22 PM, Kevin Kowalke <kevin@getchitter.com<\/a>> wrote: > Zero Stage = Free Monster Energy Drink <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hi, It’s me Larry. Engineers think I’m salsie. Sales people think Imma engineer that sells way way way, better than them. Here is exactly how to “Chiang-Chiang-Chiang” each step of each ‘stage’ Case within-a-case for GoGetChitter “value addedly augmenting revenue for an existing SXSW sponsor” and do more w a LCRRM’d $55,005.06 sale than Monster […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2107","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2107"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2107\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}