{"id":2110,"date":"2014-03-03T11:20:24","date_gmt":"2014-03-03T15:20:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/?p=2110"},"modified":"2014-03-03T11:29:50","modified_gmt":"2014-03-03T15:29:50","slug":"id-like-to-thank-the-four-seasons-for-hosting-me-at-south-by-southwest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/id-like-to-thank-the-four-seasons-for-hosting-me-at-south-by-southwest\/","title":{"rendered":"I’d Like to Thank The Four Seasons for Hosting Me at South by Southwest."},"content":{"rendered":"

By Larry Chiang I am humbled and honored to be hosted here. 03-03-14 NEWS: Hey all y’all, we are NOW AT THE FOUR SEASONS. Theyre HOSTING!!!!! Maybe it was my “Gua Gua Guacamole” recipe they have on file and execute. It is what they do teach you at Culinary Arts Inst \/NAPA \ud83d\ude09 my Gua Gua Guacamole double entendres as my mentors, Mark McCormack’s “Business recipes from 1983” doubles as my signature business moves. Huh? Ok, let me explain. I add 35 genius steps to making Guac. My Mexican friends swear by me. For example, I BBQ grill bell peppers w\/ woodie wood, de-skin them, dice em. Wallah, BBQ’d avocados!! So, when I do business. I add 35 steps. – Do a Vegas tradeshow. Add 35 – Crash NFL owners party. Add 35. – Book SXSW housing. Add 35 – Fire a party attendee. Add 35 – Season ticket holder at a basketball stadium in my towns community college? Add 35 – Teach ENGR145. Add 35. – Launch at SXSW. That’s 35 hashtags – Quit a baseball team Augie Garrido mentors called “Division One Baseball”. One step. See a pattern?! One step = loser. My losing a mentor like Augie Garrido led me on my current trajectory of moist #MMPPI. It’s 35 steps to “Mentor Mentions Purr Press Interview” Thursday at MIDNIGHT. Come! https:\/\/bit.ly\/vc0311aa<\/a> VIP Facebook followers only… \/Step 1\/ skip the Eventbrite – you’re a VIP! (https:\/\/bit.ly\/vc0311aa)<\/a> BUT YOU MUST… \/2\/ post a value added RSVP “Im coming https:\/\/m.facebook.com\/events\/513961648722930″<\/a> on your wall \/3\/ Tag me I’m very, very taggable. \/4\/ When I “like” your tag, that’s your CONFIRMED RSVP. \/5\/ I’ll fB message all CONFIRMED ATTENDEES. Bring a screenshot THIS PLACE WILL BE A MAD HOUSE. TEXT ME SO I CAN GRAB U OUTTA LINE. Text me 5 min before you get the the Four Seasons and TWO MINITES BEFORE https:\/\/m.facebook.com\/events\/513961648722930<\/a> You see how that’s 35 steps too right? Launch at SXSW – 1 hashtag spiders into 35. #EUTWMPPM ENGR145’s Anchor Concept: Lemonade and Gua Gua Guacamole It moves you to the right on the entrepreneur bell curve CEO of Duck9 Stanford University Entrepreneur in Residence, Emeritus Duck9 = “Deep Underground Credit Knowledge” 9 125 University Avenue\/ 100 Palo Alto CA 94301 https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/ass<\/a> 650-566-9600 650-566-9696 (direct) 650-283-8008 (cell) **************** Editor of the BusinessWeek Channel “What They Don’t Teach at Business School” https:\/\/whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/blog<\/a> CNN Video Channel: https:\/\/ireport.cnn.com\/people\/larrychiang<\/a> Read my last 10 tweets at https:\/\/www.Twitter.com\/LarryChiang<\/a> Author, NY Times Bestseller https:\/\/whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/blog\/?s=Ny+times+bestseller<\/a> “What They Will NEVER Teach You at Stanford Business School” comes out 11-11-14 https:\/\/www.fastcompany.com\/embed\/c0d4562ea2049<\/a> 52 Cards. Two Jokers. What They DO Teach You at Stanford Engineering Emergency swings and cutting deals as an 9 year old ########## Duck9 is part of UCMS Inc. https:\/\/www.ucms.com<\/a> 630-705-5555<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Larry Chiang I am humbled and honored to be hosted here. 03-03-14 NEWS: Hey all y’all, we are NOW AT THE FOUR SEASONS. Theyre HOSTING!!!!! Maybe it was my “Gua Gua Guacamole” recipe they have on file and execute. It is what they do teach you at Culinary Arts Inst \/NAPA \ud83d\ude09 my Gua […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2110"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2110\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}