{"id":23122,"date":"2024-01-12T17:03:44","date_gmt":"2024-01-12T21:03:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/?p=23122"},"modified":"2026-06-17T15:42:57","modified_gmt":"2026-06-17T19:42:57","slug":"cold-open-better","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/cold-open-better\/","title":{"rendered":"Cold Open Better"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Dwindling  Career Oulook<\/div>\n
Reduced Dating Forecast and Fake Everything [plus your po*n and weed predilection]<\/div>\n
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problem = hetero dating is broken<\/div>\n
problem = fake money and fake dating profiles<\/div>\n
problem = You Cannot Cold Open With Your University of Texas Non Engineering Degree<\/div>\n
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💋 marketing yourself does not work<\/div>\n
💋 dating apps dont work (unless you\u2019re 6\u20195)<\/div>\n
💋cold opens. hard but we experience hardship together <\/div>\n
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how to cold open semi heterosexual women as a 24-27 yo man<\/div>\n
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lobby of Four Seasons Miami Hotel. 5:55 PM- 6:15pm, Saturday 1\/20\/24<\/div>\n
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\u201cat cold open, if this is your first cold open, you wont have to cold open<\/div>\n
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You can just watch others cold open and then close for a Gcal Date Set \/ telephone number. Google calendar<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Entrepreneur Book Club in Miami..
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Jedi in g-Spot Admin <\/p>\n

Time is a flat circle sure but women were outta their timeline<\/p>\n

Lure em w the alpha. Jedi in<\/p>\n

Tonight<\/p>\n

I\u2019m hitting on women using sign language as a vagina Whisperer who cannot sell dong using my gift of tongue<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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\u2066\u202a@nahcantbe\u202c\u2069<\/a> \u2066\u202a@real777mellon\u202c\u2069<\/a> \u2066\u202a@Soccerfit247\u202c\u2069<\/a> \u2066\u202a@Malone_Wealth\u202c\u2069<\/a> May we focus on turning around either<\/p>\n

– GameStop
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