{"id":23972,"date":"2024-02-26T11:41:15","date_gmt":"2024-02-26T15:41:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/?p=23972"},"modified":"2024-02-26T11:42:43","modified_gmt":"2024-02-26T15:42:43","slug":"how-to-sell-in-a-room-during-a-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/how-to-sell-in-a-room-during-a-party\/","title":{"rendered":"How To Sell in a Room During A Party"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How do I practice selling at a party!<\/p>\n<p>This practice is going to be the most fun thing we ever do. That\u2019s hilarious and memorable.<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t worry I\u2019m not going to encourage you to cold open. I know you have 1 million excuses none of which are valid, but I gamified how you can actually\u2026 Practice.<\/p>\n<p>These reps take place at one exact moment in time<\/p>\n<p>All of these repetitions take place at one specific and exact moment in time at a bar.<\/p>\n<p>The moment that I\u2019m talking about is: time to go get drinks at the bar.<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s the situation you are at a networking party for South by! with Larry Chiang. Congrats you\u2019re winning. This is how to keep winning while you\u2019re winning at the exact moment of: thirsty time to go to the bar.<\/p>\n<p>&#x1f3c0; situation one<\/p>\n<p>You get up and then you say hey I\u2019m going to the bar Larry Chiang anything you want buddy<\/p>\n<p>I say \u201cthe usual\u201d<\/p>\n<p>You. You hesitate.<\/p>\n<p>What are you hesitating for?<\/p>\n<p>You\u2019re waiting for a mooch that\u2019s within earshot of your offer to say, \u201c?Hey, what about me\u201c<\/p>\n<p>This is your opportunity to sell, close and collect cash.<\/p>\n<p>After they say \u201chey, what about me\u201c you say \u201cif I\u2019m flying you\u2019re buying.\u201c It doesn\u2019t matter if it\u2019s open bar. It does not matter that you\u2019re a multi millionaire who sees buying six drinks at proper Hotel as the equivalent of spending $1.50 to park for three hours on a street in downtown Austin.<\/p>\n<p>If I\u2019m flying you\u2019re buying. Do you have a card for me to start your tab or should I close it out after this round of drinks?<\/p>\n<p>Stop<\/p>\n<p>Say nothing else after you attempt to close on them being a mooch into being a host<\/p>\n<p>&#x1f3c0; situation two<\/p>\n<p>At the exact moment of getting up to go to the bar<\/p>\n<p>You say hey, I\u2019m gonna go get some thing for us pointing at you and Larry Chiang\u2026 Anything you want buddy?<\/p>\n<p>Some moocher then says \u201chey what about me?\u201d. Now, you get a chance to sell me as a great mentor.<\/p>\n<p>&#x2705; \u201cthis is the guy who helped me edit my MBA course curriculum. GWU had a broken entrepreneurship class. Larry Chiang help me fix it.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll buy drinks for you when you level me up the way that Larry Chiang leveled me up\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&#x2705; \u201c I\u2019m buying drinks for this guy because he plus one me into an inner sanctum\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&#x2705; \u201c well when you Plus One me into being a cofounder of an external API, maybe I\u2019ll be buying you drinks and food too\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&#x2705; \u201cfor Larry Chiang I fly and buy.<\/p>\n<p>Since you\u2019re just sitting there, soaking up his genius, I think this round of drinks, and the next two rounds should definitely be on you\u201d<\/p>\n<p>[credit card please :-]<\/p>\n<p>&#x2705; \u201c for the vagina whisperer I\u2019ll gladly treat drinks.<\/p>\n<p>Since the time I\u2019ve been sitting here quietly taking notes about your ascent\u2026 It feels like this round of drinks should definitely be on you.<\/p>\n<p>If you do what the vagina whisperer says you will double.<\/p>\n<p>Conclusion<\/p>\n<p>At the exact moment in time at a party for them to play\u2026 This is your opportunity to extract, cash, collect a nominal sum of money, sell them on the fact that they should be purchasing a beverage for you<\/p>\n<div class=\"postie-post\">\n<div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\">\n<table cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" border=\"0\" style=\"border: 1px solid #ccd6dd; border-radius: 12px\" width=\"500\" bgcolor=\"#ffffff\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"3\" style=\"font-size: 0px; line-height: 0px\" height=\"12\">&nbsp;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"18\" style=\"font-size: 0px; line-height: 0px; min-width: 18px\">&nbsp;<\/td>\n<td>\n<table cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" border=\"0\" width=\"464\" align=\"left\">\n<tbody>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td width=\"48\" valign=\"top\"><a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/larrychiang?s=43\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/1388307931125460994\/KWn5HNMY_normal.jpg\" style=\"border-radius: 50%; padding: 0px\" height=\"48\" width=\"48\" data-unique-identifier=\"\"><\/a><\/td>\n<td width=\"8\" style=\"font-size: 0px; line-height: 0px; min-width: 8px\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ea.twimg.com\/email\/self_serve\/media\/spacer.png\" width=\"8\" data-unique-identifier=\"\"><\/td>\n<td valign=\"middle\" width=\"388\" style=\"min-width: 388px\">\n<table cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" border=\"0\" align=\"left\" width=\"388\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"left\" width=\"388\"><b><a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/larrychiang?s=43\" style=\"font-family: Helvetica, Arial, san-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; color: #292c2f; text-decoration: none\">Larry Chiang, tips 650-283-8008<\/a><\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"left\"><a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/larrychiang?s=43\" style=\"font-family: Helvetica, Arial, san-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; text-decoration: none; color: #7e8c98\">\u2066\u202a@LarryChiang\u202c\u2069<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"20\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ea.twimg.com\/email\/self_serve\/media\/logo_twitter-1497383721365.png\" height=\"20\" width=\"24\" data-unique-identifier=\"\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"9\" colspan=\"4\" style=\"font-size: 0px; line-height: 0px\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ea.twimg.com\/self_serve\/media\/spacer_464x1-1582829598167.png\" width=\"464\" height=\"1\" data-unique-identifier=\"\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"4\" style=\"font-family: Helvetica, Arial, san-serif; color: #292c2f; font-size: 18px; line-height: 24px; text-decoration: none\">Proper Hotel<\/p>\n<p>What to expect<br \/>\nHow things might turn out (just for me)<br \/>\nWhat to pay attention to<br \/>\nLec 7p*<br \/>\nLec 7*<br \/>\nLec 8*<br \/>\nLec 9*<br \/>\nLec 9p, puddy<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/search?q=%23cs183b&#038;src=hash\">#cs183b<\/a> Lec 1<br \/>\nLec 5<\/p>\n<p>* <a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/search?q=%23cs183d&#038;src=hash\">#cs183d<\/a> is <a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/search?q=%23cs183s&#038;src=hash\">#cs183s<\/a>, sales<br \/>\nD is a euphemism for distribution bc saying sales means Black Ball <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/EQMWtjmp0O\"><span>pic.twitter.com\/EQMWtjmp0O<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"3\" colspan=\"4\" style=\"font-size: 0px; line-height: 0px\">&nbsp;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"4\"><a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/larrychiang\/status\/1754159617506996584?s=43&#038;t=NipKy21fekvPoZS5MA8-lQ\" style=\"font-family: Helvetica, Arial, san-serif; color: #667785; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; text-decoration: none\">2\/4\/24, 9:06 AM<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td width=\"18\" style=\"font-size: 0px; line-height: 0px; min-width: 18px\">&nbsp;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"3\" style=\"font-size: 0px; line-height: 0px\" height=\"12\">&nbsp;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\">\n<div dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0)\">WordPress\u2019d from my personal iPhone,&nbsp;<\/span><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0)\"><a href=\"tel:650-283-8008\" dir=\"ltr\" x-apple-data-detectors=\"true\" x-apple-data-detectors-type=\"telephone\" x-apple-data-detectors-result=\"1\">650-283-8008<\/a><\/span><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0)\">, number that&nbsp;Steve Jobs texted me on<\/span><\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0)\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\">\n<div><font color=\"#000000\"><span style=\"caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0)\">https:\/\/www.YouTube.com\/watch?v=ejeIz4EhoJ0<\/span><\/font><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 13pt\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How do I practice selling at a party! This practice is going to be the most fun thing we ever do. That\u2019s hilarious and memorable. Don\u2019t worry I\u2019m not going to encourage you to cold open. I know you have 1 million excuses none of which are valid, but I gamified how you can actually\u2026 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":23866,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23972","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stanford-engineering"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23972","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23972"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23972\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23973,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23972\/revisions\/23973"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/23866"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23972"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23972"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23972"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}