{"id":24472,"date":"2024-03-19T13:06:43","date_gmt":"2024-03-19T17:06:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/?p=24472"},"modified":"2024-03-20T09:43:15","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T13:43:15","slug":"mentorship-and-when-it-breaks-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/mentorship-and-when-it-breaks-down\/","title":{"rendered":"Mentorship and When It Breaks Down"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Mentorship. And when it breaks down<\/div>\n
So I study, curate, annotate, cite, source, measure, track and motivationally listen to mentorship at a level that\u2019s very detailed. if I set down my Chinese emotional baggage, I\u2019d be honest and say that I am number one in the topic of, \u201cmentorship\u201c<\/div>\n
That\u2019s not shit talking at a white person or black person level of Trash Talk\u2026 This is Chinese mail, proof-of-work smack talk<\/div>\n
Mentorship. There are four types of mentors, superstar, mentor, cohort, mentor, junior, mentor, and default mentor<\/div>\n
To repeat<\/div>\n
🐳<\/span> superstar, mentor<\/span><\/div>\n
🐳<\/span> cohort, mentor<\/span><\/div>\n
🐳<\/span> junior, mentor<\/span><\/div>\n
🐳<\/span> default, mentor<\/span><\/div>\n
Now that we\u2019ve defined everything. what I\u2019m paying attention to within mentorship, and how I parse, cidre\u201d, batch, collate and Pattern iterate, let us look into mentorship, and Wyatt breaks down<\/div>\n
*cidre is Latin for cut<\/div>\n
✅Number one.<\/div>\n
You weren\u2019t ready for a mentor. There\u2019s a quote that says when a decision is made, providence moves to<\/div>\n
When you make a life goal, the universe provides the teacher when the student is ready.<\/div>\n
Are you ready?<\/div>\n
✅ mentorship breaks down when you\u2019re not ready to meet a mentor<\/div>\n
PQRST<\/div>\n
Let\u2019s shift into high gear from neutral because up until now, everything\u2018s been pedantic. So, the next and subsequent points are all engineered to have you springboard from a starter mentor. You see, you\u2019ve never had a mentor before and you\u2019re kind of a shitty mentee<\/div>\n
Lol!! Like a starter wife I am your starter mentor. A starter wife is the polite one that you quickly divorce because you made wife changing money. A starter mentor is your mentor that bursts your mentor Hyman. No one wants to be your first mentor* Footnote number one. See the very bottom<\/div>\n
✅ so just as your Instagram is fake as fuck, we\u2019re going to get you a fake ass mentor that is a celebrity mentor<\/div>\n
That\u2019s what you\u2019re looking for right the Instagram mentor<\/div>\n
That\u2019s what you\u2019re looking for right is something sexy that does the work for you. You asked for it this is what you\u2019re getting<\/div>\n
✅ your fake ass mentor that literally cannot mentor you is, \u201cMark McCormack\u201c<\/div>\n
I mean how can a dude who died in 2005 even mentor you?<\/div>\n
Does this sound familiar to you?<\/div>\n
I mean I took a book from 1983 and I got guest lecturing gigs at three colleges<\/div>\n
🐼 MIT<\/div>\n
🐼 Harvard law school<\/div>\n
🐼 #stanford engineering for over five years<\/div>\n
✅ mentorship breaks down when you try to bring your mentor down<\/div>\n
True story you\u2019ve never had a mentor, so anybody who remotely resembles having a positive result you tear down. This is why there is such a thing as default mentor<\/div>\n
✅ mentorship breaks down when you have future imposter complex<\/div>\n
✅ mentorship breaks down when you\u2019re in inner Civil War<\/div>\n
✅ mentorship breaks down when you have scarcity mindset.<\/div>\n
✅ mentorship breaks down when you hear a complement and then you fire off a feminist war cry new paragraph<\/div>\n
✅ mentorship breaks down when you say to a 6 foot five Chinese guy who\u2019s 215.8 pounds, \u201cthat sounds like advice a Caucasian male who is 5 foot nine and 200 pounds would give at a school like University of Cincinnati.<\/div>\n
Bearcats suck.<\/div>\n
Horns down<\/div>\n
Don\u2019t you think\u201c<\/div>\n
✅ mentorship breaks down when a adult male violated you when you were a child below 17.5 years old<\/div>\n
Your heel, Ross, Ross, Ross, Ross Ross are OTHROTH<\/div>\n
Twitter head of safety, your heel Roth, he had a PhD thesis in consent of minors for teachers that wanted to fornicate their students. PhD thesis at Penn still public.<\/div>\n
✅ mentorship breaks down when all you do is gather more knowledge, and not execute with the knowledge that your mentor transferred already<\/div>\n
✅Mentorship breaks down when you need a person of your exact ethnicity, socioeconomic class, age, everything<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Thank you for killing civil War in its 8 different tracks<\/p>\n

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#PRPRPI<\/a>
\n#RMRMRE<\/a>. #ch13<\/a>. #ch5<\/a>. #Ch14<\/a><\/p>\n

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Footnote explained using a ✅ at the bottom of this Duck9, Stanford engineering, Stanford, student, athletic booster, Stanford, student athlete, goat, whisperer of Stanford, women\u2019s swimmers, who become a unicorn, and vagina whisperer to every blonde unicorn in the United States of America as of March 19, 2024<\/div>\n
Footnote this bitches: You go back, and you think a teacher that you were a Cunt to<\/div>\n
Remember this article is called mentorship, and when it breaks down and you\u2019re having a crappy time being a mentee, you realize that your life isn\u2019t quite where you wanted it to be and you know deep in your soul that having a mentor would help you get there<\/div>\n
 so when mentorship breaks down you\u2019re going to have to break yourself down and be thankful of three good teachers and apologize for not sending a thank you card that cost $.99 quicker. You\u2019re also going to reach out to your worst teacher and also send them a thank you card , I just help you solve your life\u2019s constipation which is no mentor who\u2019s a superstar is going to touch you with a 10 foot pole<\/div>\n
No mentor is going to get on the phone with you let alone meet up for a coffee<\/div>\n
If you\u2019re a female and you\u2019re dating for strength and security, you need to internalize this article along with another article, called, \u201chow to ask for money \u201c<\/div>\n
Because when you do dating as if you\u2019re getting mentored, then you will speed seduce any heterosexual eight figure man who\u2019s 5 foot 6 to 6 foot 5<\/div>\n
5 foot six<\/div>\n
5\u20186\u201c to 6\u20185\u201c a question<\/div>\n
Math question for the comments  if Larry Chiang had eight figures before undergrad at the University of Illinois, how many thousands is the minimum number of thousands he would half<\/div>\n
Math question where you answer in the comments. If Larry Chiang had earned nine figures before graduating University of Illinois with a bevy of engineering awards, what\u2019s the minimum number of millions ?<\/div>\n
✅ you\u2019re welcome<\/div>\n
Mentorship and when it breaks down is when you are not thankful so if you\u2019ve read this far you\u2019ve probably done two things already so send me a gift between $.75 and $1.10 my Venmo is my full name <\/div>\n
The Duck9 office address is<\/div>\n
Duck9<\/div>\n
98 sandwich keto<\/div>\n
Austin, TX 78701<\/div>\n
San Jacinto lol sandwich Quinto<\/div>\n
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