{"id":2722,"date":"2014-09-29T20:00:18","date_gmt":"2014-09-30T00:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/?p=2722"},"modified":"2014-09-29T20:06:30","modified_gmt":"2014-09-30T00:06:30","slug":"startups-are-so-cheap-to-start-that-it-literally-pays-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/startups-are-so-cheap-to-start-that-it-literally-pays-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Startups Are So Cheap To Start That It Literally Pays You"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div>By Larry Chiang<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>I had to start my business out of a Kinko&#8217;s. My Illini Tower quad on the 15th floor doubled as our meeting room. IT wasn&#8217;t cheap at 409 E Chalmers.&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Now, VCs beg you to take their space. One even gives you five figures to squat office space<\/p>\n<table style=\"border:1px solid black;padding:8px;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr valign=\"bottom\">\n<td width=\"48\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/3411684931\/bd26194fa93733b624ec22966dbdb9d9_normal.jpeg\" style=\"width:48px;height:48px;padding-right:8px;\"><\/td>\n<td><b>Larry Chiang (<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/larrychiang\">@LarryChiang<\/a>)<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\">\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/larrychiang\/status\/515907956970254336\">9\/27\/14, 9:56 AM<\/a><\/div>\n<div>It used to be cheap to start a company.<br \/>Now, people pay you to start it<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=#ReverseStartupCosts\">#ReverseStartupCosts<\/a><br \/>cc<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=#EUTWMPPM\">#EUTWMPPM<\/a><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Disclosure: I financially benefit from Gua Gua Guacamole pits at a dozen different VCs (like Polaris).&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>I wanted to call this &#8220;Best free and reverse fee resources for Startups&#8221;. Anyway, here they are in no particular order:<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>-1- Rackspace and AWS offer a bunch of grandies for hosting.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>-2- VCs will fly you out to SXSW and there you can host a party where you charge admission<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>See the WTWNTYASBS about EUTWMPPM at SXSW post and workbook (you use a scrapbook and watch videos to assemble the workbook)<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>-3- Get paid to debut, grand open, premier and launch your product.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>CS majors are the new CRO&#8217;s&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>If you don&#8217;t know what &#8220;CRO&#8221; stands for, leave. CS majors execute EUTWMPPM in the same way that CS majors copy paste GitHub&#8217;s repository of code. EUTWMPPM shills out enough benefit that you can charge<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>For example, a movie launch. Mr Peabody has a DVD release and someone needs to promote it. (<a href=\"https:\/\/bit.ly\/vc0311b\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bit.ly\/vc0311b\" >https:\/\/bit.ly\/vc0311b<\/a><\/a>) IF it also promotes your startup, then that is all-the-better.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Sell pizza at tech conferences&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>This is sooooo awesome that I still do this<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>My favorite way is to get paid to develop. For example, AT&amp;T Universal Visa needs a credit algorithm and credit scoring system. So, why not get Bank of Hawaii to pay for it.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>And then sell it again to AT&amp;T&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>It&#8217;s a new thing in Silicon Valley called &#8220;profit&#8221;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Larry Chiang I had to start my business out of a Kinko&#8217;s. My Illini Tower quad on the 15th floor doubled as our meeting room. IT wasn&#8217;t cheap at 409 E Chalmers.&nbsp; Now, VCs beg you to take their space. One even gives you five figures to squat office space Larry Chiang (@LarryChiang) 9\/27\/14, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2722","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2722","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2722"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2722\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2722"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2722"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2722"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}