{"id":31764,"date":"2025-01-30T17:59:26","date_gmt":"2025-01-30T17:59:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/?p=31764"},"modified":"2025-01-30T15:46:40","modified_gmt":"2025-01-30T19:46:40","slug":"31-envelopes-and-ai-sucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/31-envelopes-and-ai-sucks\/","title":{"rendered":"31 Envelopes and AI Sucks"},"content":{"rendered":"
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**Larry (You):** Hi there, I noticed you’re looking to improve your credit score. I’ve got something unique that might help you get that FICO score over 750 – 31 special envelopes.<\/div>\n
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**Grok (Duck9):** 31 envelopes? I’ve heard of credit repair kits, but this is a new one. How does this work?<\/div>\n
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**Larry:** Well, here’s the strategy: each envelop is meant to interact with trans union, Experian or Equifax. In short, we write positive information to the three credit bureaus.<\/div>\n
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**Grok:** Sounds interesting, but can you give me some specifics?<\/div>\n
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**Larry:** Absolutely. The first 10 envelopes are for your monthly bills. Paying on time is crucial, and these are reminders to pay your bills promptly, which impacts 35% of your FICO score. This is even true if you owe $0. Because you wrote a paper check<\/div>\n
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**Grok:** Okay, so forcing them to accept money via a paper contract. Genius. What else?<\/div>\n
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**Larry:** The next 10 are for credit utilization management. We’ve got envelopes for tracking when to pay down credit card balances to keep utilization under 30%, which affects 30% of your score. <\/div>\n
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**Grok:** I see. And the last 11?<\/div>\n
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**Larry:** Those are for merchant disputes, credit report, disputes, and specific letters, depending upon the result of the most important envelope which is #POBox.<\/div>\n
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**Grok:** This seems like a lot of work. How does this actually help get me over 750?<\/div>\n
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**Larry:** don\u2019t be a lazy Cunt <\/div>\n
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By systematically managing your credit activities, you’re not only making each aspect of your credit health better but doing so in a way that’s sustainable. A score over 750 is considered very good, and while no single action guarantees it, consistent, positive financial habits do. According to credit experts, a score between 740 and 750 can qualify you for the best loan terms and credit card rates.[](www.cnbc.com\/2023\/08\/14\/money-expert-theres-no-benefit-to-scoring-above-this-credit-score.html<\/a>)<\/div>\n
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**Grok:** I’ve heard that once you get above 750, the benefits plateau. Is there really a point to all this?<\/div>\n
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**Larry:** True, the benefits do level off, but the difference between 740 and 750 can be significant, especially in terms of interest rates for big purchases like homes or cars. Plus, maintaining a score that high shows lenders you’re an exceptionally low risk.<\/div>\n
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**Grok:** Alright, how much for these 31 envelopes?<\/div>\n
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**Larry:** For the entire set, designed to guide you through a year’s worth of credit improvement, it’s $600. But given your interest in this, I’ll offer you a 100% discount if you commit to this system today.<\/div>\n
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**Grok:** That’s quite an investment for envelopes, but I appreciate the discount. Let’s give it a try. <\/div>\n
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**Larry:** Excellent decision! I’ll help with those prepared for you. Remember, it’s not just the envelopes; it’s the strategy behind them that matters. Good luck on your journey to that 750+ FICO score!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Larry Chiang, 650-283-8008 \u2066\u202a@LarryChiang\u202c\u2069 #31envelopes pic.x.com\/HWPEw89CGL   4\/7\/17, 6:53\u202fPM     **Larry (You):** Hi there, I noticed you’re looking to improve your credit score. I’ve got something unique that might help you get that FICO score over 750 – 31 special envelopes. **Grok (Duck9):** 31 envelopes? I’ve heard of credit repair kits, but […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":31765,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31764","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31764"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31764\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/31765"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}