{"id":320,"date":"2011-08-15T15:51:29","date_gmt":"2011-08-15T19:51:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/?p=320"},"modified":"2012-04-18T13:18:42","modified_gmt":"2012-04-18T17:18:42","slug":"prosperass-funny-movie-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/prosperass-funny-movie-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"ProsperAss Funny Movie quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Larry Chiang scandalously shows granular tid-bits in how to start as an entrepreneur. He edits the Bloomberg BusinessWeek channel \u201cWhat They Don\u2019t Teach You at Business School\u201d. After Chiang\u2019s Harvard Law keynote, Harvard Business wrote: \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/25\/what-they-don%E2%80%99t-teach-you-at-stanford-business-school-at-harvard\/\" target=\"_blank\">What They Don\u2019t Teach You at Stanford Business School<\/a>\u201c (its the same title as his NY Times bestseller). If you read his scandalously awesome \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/11\/what-a-supermodel-can-teach-a-stanford-mba\/\" target=\"_blank\">What a Supermodel Can Teach a Stanford MBA<\/a>\u201d and \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/gigaom.com\/2008\/02\/21\/howtoworktheroom\/\" target=\"_blank\">How to Get Man-Charm<\/a>\u201d, you will like his latest post:<\/p>\n<p>ProsperAss Funny Movie quotes<\/p>\n<table width=\"100\" cellpadding=\"20\" align=\"left\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"100\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"cropped-head-shot1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/cropped-head-shot1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"96\" height=\"96\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>by Larry Chiang<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;ProsperAss&#8221; is a 2014 comedy about three girls at a strip club and accidentally start a loan sharking business. The movie is based on the NY Times bestselling &#8220;What They Don&#8217;t Teach You at Stanford Business School&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Funny ProsperAss <\/strong><strong>Quotes: Loan sharking.<\/strong><br \/> Alex: You know what you call a person who thinks getting money at 2% and lending it for 5% a 20% margin<br \/> Ashley: No, what?<br \/> Alex: An effen genius.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Funny ProsperAss <\/strong><strong>Quotes: Loan sharking.<\/strong><br \/> Ashley: Loan sharking is cruel. It makes you an asstard<br \/> Alex: Loan dolphin.<br \/> Ashley: You are always talking about your dolphin<br \/> Alex: Floggin&#8217; dolphin.<br \/> Ashley: You&#8217;re SO remedial genius.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Funny ProsperAss <\/strong><strong>Quotes: <\/strong>Pager Humor.<br \/> Amber: His number has BooB in it cuz it ends in 8008<br \/> Alex: I bet he is an ass man<br \/> Amber: 650-283 BOOB<br \/> Alex: And there is at &#8220;a-t-e&#8221; cuz its 2-8-3.<br \/> Alex: 650 eat boob.<br \/> Amber: Ill let him eat my boob.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Funny ProsperAss <\/strong><strong>Quotes: Dancing<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sheila: &#8220;Grinding is the new ballroom dancing&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Funny ProsperAss <\/strong><strong>Quotes:<\/strong><strong> <\/strong>Boobs.<\/p>\n<p>Amber: Boobs-dar engage.<br \/> Alex: Approximate loan to boob ratio: 30 to 1<br \/> Amber: she can pole dance til she&#8217;s 90. she&#8217;ll always OWE<br \/> Alex: Exactamundo<br \/> Amber: Gawd, my boob dar is never wrong.<br \/> <strong><br \/> Funny ProsperAss <\/strong><strong>Quotes:<\/strong><strong> Business School<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Alex:\u00a0 She went to b-school for her MRS degree<br \/> Sheila:\u00a0 MRS Degree?<br \/> Alex:\u00a0 Yeah, married.<br \/> Sheila:\u00a0 and now can&#8217;t get LAID.<br \/> Alex: hiLarryASS<\/p>\n<p><strong><strong>Funny ProsperAss <\/strong><strong>Quotes<\/strong>: Slutty<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Alex:\u00a0 &#8220;Lost my virginity on a snow day&#8221;<br \/> Man: Huh.<br \/> Alex:\u00a0 Exit only buddy. My butt hymen is intact<br \/> Man: You CANT have a butt hymen<br \/> Alex: Wanna bet. You have a butt hymen I am gonna bust it.<\/p>\n<p><strong><strong>Funny ProsperAss <\/strong><strong>Quotes<\/strong>: Roofie<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sheila: &#8220;Roofie myself up once is ok but for a relationship, doing it all the time?! Never.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong><strong>Funny ProsperAss <\/strong><strong>Quote<\/strong>: Nuts<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Alex: Time Value Boobie!<br \/> Lawrence: TVB. Its like time value of money but boobies droop and depreciate over time.<\/p>\n<p><strong><strong>Funny ProsperAss <\/strong><strong>Quote<\/strong>: Boob job financing<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Alex: BJ Financing<br \/> Nick: You finance blow jobs?<br \/> Alex: Boob Jobs. BJ financing is boob job financing.<strong><strong><\/p>\n<p>Funny ProsperAss <\/strong><strong>Quote<\/strong><\/strong><strong>: Speech<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sheila: Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of &#8217;em.<br \/> Alex: What are you doing? Are you giving me, really, the Charlie Sheen speech from the movie Wall Street?<br \/> Sheila: It&#8217;s applicable to what we&#8217;re doing. I&#8217;m mean it&#8217;s not like I&#8217;m going to come up with something better than that.<\/p>\n<p><strong><strong><strong>Funny ProsperAss <\/strong><strong>Quote<\/strong><\/strong>: accidental dial<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sheila: You butt dialed our investor.<br \/> Alex: Literally a back-channel communication<\/p>\n<p><strong><strong><strong>Funny ProsperAss <\/strong><strong>Quote<\/strong><\/strong>: Part time work<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Alex: There is nothing more permanent than a part time job at a strip club<br \/> Sheila: you know what they call cocktail waitresses here?! Strippers with small boobies.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Funny ProsperAss <\/strong><strong>Quotes: Vibration.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sheila: A phone vibrating between my legs is hardly a good substitute for a relationship<br \/> Two phones. Both set to VIBRATE. One&#8217;s in my breast pocket. The other&#8217;s tucked.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Funny ProsperAss <\/strong><strong>Quotes: Register a Domain Name.<\/strong><br \/> Sheila: Cute, all y&#8217;all should get that URL. Japanic. Half japanese. half hispanic. Japanic.<\/p>\n<p><strong><strong><strong>Funny ProsperAss <\/strong><strong>Quote<\/strong><\/strong>: Hot or Not.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sheila: Ya never go fully retarded.<br \/> Alex: huh?<br \/> Sheila: Hot or Not. I can haz cheezburger. Zappos. All asian and all went partial retard. you never go fully retarded.<br \/> Did you just quote Morton Downey Jr in Tropic Thunder<br \/> Sheila: Copy paste baby! I&#8217;m mean it&#8217;s not like I&#8217;m going to come up with something better than that.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Funny ProsperAss <\/strong><strong>Quotes: Jappie.<br \/> <\/strong><br \/> Jappie isn&#8217;t asian. Jappie is Jewish American Princess<br \/> <strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Funny ProsperAss <\/strong><strong>Quotes: Booty call.<br \/> <\/strong><br \/> They call it booty calling. They don&#8217;t call it booty facebook wall posting<\/p>\n<p><strong><strong>Funny ProsperAss <\/strong><strong>Quote: Douchebag<\/strong><\/strong> <\/p>\n<p>All (unison) Never go full douche-bag.<br \/> <strong><br \/> <\/strong><strong>Funny ProsperAss <\/strong><strong>Quotes: Fortune cookies<\/strong><br \/> Fortune u reap is the company u keep<\/p>\n<p>Alex: Did you seriously just stuff that fortune cookie.<br \/> Sheila: Like you&#8217;ve never stuffed something.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Funny ProsperAss <\/strong><strong>Quotes: Breast Christmas Ever<br \/> <\/strong>Sheila: It&#8217;ll be the Breast Christmas ever. with a snow day<br \/> Alex: Breast?<br \/> Sheila: Breast. Christ-Mass. Evah.<br \/> Alex: arent you planning ahead.<br \/> Sheila: Every year it happens in Late December. Every year I make money doing it<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/www.breastchristmasever.com\/<\/p>\n<p><strong>Funny ProsperAss <\/strong><strong>Quotes:<\/strong><strong> Business Name<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Alex:\u00a0 We should drop the ass<br \/> Sheila:\u00a0 you drop acid<br \/> Alex:\u00a0 We should drop the ass in ProsperAss<br \/> Sheila:\u00a0 Just be Prosper.com or Prosperous<br \/> Alex:\u00a0 Prosper<br \/> Sheila:\u00a0 how about &#8220;The Prosper&#8221;<br \/> Then Justin Timberlake can tell us to drop the &#8216;The&#8217;<br \/> Alex: Visit and drop other stuff too.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ejeIz4EhoJ0\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"480\" height=\"390\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<table width=\"271\" cellpadding=\"20\" align=\"left\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"382\"><strong><strong><strong>If you liked this\u2026<br \/> <\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><strong><strong><strong> <\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/What-Teach-Harvard-Business-School\/dp\/0553345834\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"default\" src=\"https:\/\/whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/12\/mark-mccormack.jpg\" alt=\"default\" width=\"180\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twurl.nl\/237lia\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/> <\/a>Larry\u2019s mentor Mark McCormack wrote this in 1983.<\/strong><strong> His own book came out 09-09-09. It is called \u2018<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/What-Teach-Stanford-Business-School\/dp\/0615301487\" target=\"_blank\">What They Don\u2019t Teach You At Stanford Business School<\/a>\u2018<\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.wordpress.com\/how-to-hack-into-moderating-a-sxsw-panel.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/> <\/a><br \/> *** BONUS ***<br \/>a party invite for you&#8230;<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 195px; text-align: center;\">\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eventbrite.com\/calendar-widget?eid=1462308805\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" width=\"220\" height=\"450\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<div style=\"font-family: Helvetica, Arial; font-size: 10px; padding: 5px 0 5px; margin: 2px; width: 195px; text-align: center;\"><a style=\"color: #ddd; text-decoration: none;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eventbrite.com\/features?ref=ecal\" target=\"_blank\">Online event registration<\/a><span style=\"color: #ddd;\"> powered by <\/span><a style=\"color: #ddd; text-decoration: none;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eventbrite.com?ref=ecal\" target=\"_blank\">Eventbrite<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><strong>This post was drafted in an hour and needs your edits\u2026 email me if you see a spelling or grammatical error(s)\u2026 larry@larrychiang com<\/strong><br \/> <strong><strong><strong><br \/> Larry Chiang started his first company <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ucms.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">UCMS<\/a> in college. He mimicked his mentor, Mark McCormack, founder of IMG who wrote the book, \u201cWhat They Don\u2019t Teach You at Harvard Business School\u201d. <\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><strong><strong>Chiang is a keynote speaker and bestselling author and spoke at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.creditcard.org\/testimony.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Congress<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ucms.com\/Larry-Chiang-World-Bank-Beijing-Presentation.htm\" target=\"_blank\">World Bank<\/a>.<\/strong><\/strong><br \/> <strong><strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Text or call him during office hours 11:11am or 11:11pm PST +\/-11 minutes at <a href=\"tel:650-283-8008\" target=\"_blank\">650-283-8008<\/a>. Due to the volume of calls, he may place you on hold like a Scottsdale Arizona customer service rep. If you email him, be sure to include your cell number in the subject line. If you want him to email you his new articles\u2026, ask him in an email <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/blog\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/icon_smile.gif\" alt=\":-)\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>You can read more equally funny, but non-founder-focused-lessons on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/-\/e\/B002E4CZXA\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Larry\u2019s Amazon blog <\/em><\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div id=\"__ss_6277737\" style=\"width: 425px;\"><strong style=\"display: block; margin: 12px 0 4px;\"><a title=\"What A Super Model Can Teach a Harvard MBA About Credit\" href=\"https:\/\/www.slideshare.net\/larrychiang\/what-a-super-model-can-teach-a-harvard-mba-about-credit\">What A Super Model Can Teach a Harvard MBA About Credit<\/a><\/strong> <iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.slideshare.net\/slideshow\/embed_code\/6277737\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<div style=\"padding: 5px 0 12px;\">View more presentations from <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slideshare.net\/larrychiang\">Stanford University, Bloomberg BusinessWeek, GigaOm, TechCrunch, VentureBeat and 13 Syndicated Outlets<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Larry Chiang scandalously shows granular tid-bits in how to start as an entrepreneur. 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