{"id":32667,"date":"2025-03-21T02:34:09","date_gmt":"2025-03-21T02:34:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/?p=32667"},"modified":"2025-03-20T22:34:50","modified_gmt":"2025-03-21T02:34:50","slug":"hilarryass-wordpress-blog-by-trung-phan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/hilarryass-wordpress-blog-by-trung-phan\/","title":{"rendered":"HiLarryAss WordPress Blog by Trung Phan"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u201cLet me get this straight, you can buy a burrito on an interest-free instalment plan?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s right, and we\u2019re not even based in the Chipotle store.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cSo, you finance this by packaging the burrito instalment loans into Burrito CDO A, which has part of Burrito CDO B and both pic.x.com\/Hntu3PC0EN<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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\u201cLet me get this straight, you can buy a burrito on an interest-free instalment plan?\u201d<\/div>\n
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\u201cThat\u2019s right, and we\u2019re not even based in the Chipotle store.\u201d<\/div>\n
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\u201cSo, you finance this by packaging the burrito instalment loans into Burrito CDO A, which has part of Burrito CDO B and both get put into Burrito CDO C?\u201d<\/div>\n
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\u201cYeah. The original loans are backed by burritos. Chicke. Pork. Carne Asada. Whatever. But Burrito CDO C is a synthetic Burrito CDO. A CDO of Burrito CDOs.\u201d<\/div>\n
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\u201cOk, let\u2019s say we have an underlying pool of $10,000 in burritos. How much money could be out there betting on instalment loans and your synthetic burrito CDOs?\u201d<\/div>\n
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\u201cProbably $100,000,000.\u201d<\/div>\n
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\u201cC\u2019mon! How much bigger is the market for burrito instalment loans than actual edible real-life cheesy burritos?\u201d<\/div>\n
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\u201cAt least 100x.\u201d<\/div>\n
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\u201cThat is fucking crazy.\u201d<\/div>\n
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\u201cNo, it\u2019s awesome.\u201d<\/div>\n
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DoorDash, $DASH<\/a>, and Klarna have signed a deal where customers can choose to pay for food deliveries in interest-free installments<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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    Trung Phan \u2066\u202a@TrungTPhan\u202c\u2069 \u201cLet me get this straight, you can buy a burrito on an interest-free instalment plan?\u201d \u201cThat\u2019s right, and we\u2019re not even based in the Chipotle store.\u201d \u201cSo, you finance this by packaging the burrito instalment loans into Burrito CDO A, which has part of Burrito CDO B and both pic.x.com\/Hntu3PC0EN […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":32668,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32667","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32667"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32667\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/32668"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}