{"id":33144,"date":"2025-04-29T03:44:06","date_gmt":"2025-04-29T03:44:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/?p=33144"},"modified":"2025-04-28T23:44:24","modified_gmt":"2025-04-29T03:44:24","slug":"fat-people-cpr-in-spain-power","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/fat-people-cpr-in-spain-power\/","title":{"rendered":"Fat People CPR in Spain Power"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I\u2019m in Spain right now.<\/div>\n
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Powers out across the entire country.<\/div>\n
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wtf.<\/div>\n
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No electricity.<\/div>\n
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Shops closed down.<\/div>\n
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No cards working. <\/div>\n
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No elevators.<\/div>\n
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And one thing i can tell you for sure is:<\/div>\n
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Never be fat in this life.<\/div>\n
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I walked 12 floors up to my hotel apartment.<\/div>\n
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I saw fat people sitting on the stairs out of breath.<\/div>\n
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On another floor, a woman in CPR position.<\/div>\n
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Please never be fat.<\/div>\n
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When life gets real,<\/div>\n
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Your body is either your weapon,<\/div>\n
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Or your death sentence.<\/div>\n

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I\u2019m in Spain right now.<\/p>\n

Powers out across the entire country.<\/p>\n

wtf.<\/p>\n

No electricity.<\/p>\n

Shops closed down.<\/p>\n

No cards working. <\/p>\n

No elevators.<\/p>\n

And one thing i can tell you for sure is:<\/p>\n

Never be fat in this life.<\/p>\n

I walked 12 floors up to my hotel apartment.<\/p>\n

I saw fat people pic.x.com\/yo6f7ekbdr<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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I\u2019m in Spain right now. Powers out across the entire country. wtf. No electricity. Shops closed down. No cards working.  No elevators. And one thing i can tell you for sure is: Never be fat in this life. I walked 12 floors up to my hotel apartment. I saw fat people sitting on the stairs […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33144"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33144\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}