{"id":35629,"date":"2025-08-10T15:57:52","date_gmt":"2025-08-10T19:57:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/?p=35629"},"modified":"2025-08-18T09:39:58","modified_gmt":"2025-08-18T13:39:58","slug":"larry-chiang-on-missing-layups-leftie-yes-larry-chiang-who-plays-baseball-righty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/larry-chiang-on-missing-layups-leftie-yes-larry-chiang-who-plays-baseball-righty\/","title":{"rendered":"Larry Chiang On Missing Layups Leftie Yes Larry Chiang who Plays Baseball Righty"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Does ANYONE on this fuckkng floor know how to make a left handed layup!?!<\/div>\n
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My friend Kobe\u2019s mentor\u2026 funny on levels and levels:<\/div>\n
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✅ funny because instead of saying \u2018Chiang make your layups! [You suck compared to Scottie Pippen]\u2019, M-Jordan transferred non execution of his teammate to weigh down the other team and everyone within ear shot<\/div>\n
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✅ Extrapolated. From a PQRST standpoint, you know who you are. YOURE MJ. You make people nervous. Nervous people do nervous things. Your contractual clause has a \u201clove of the game\u201d exemption. You fcuk around during pick up games <\/div>\n
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Humor helps people relax<\/div>\n
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Jordan is funny AF<\/div>\n
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✅ Extended. Blame extending in 360 degrees is funny AF. After I missed a finger roll lefty layup as a lefty, yelling at the crowd breaks the tension. <\/div>\n
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In no time, our Gold Coast Multiplex basketball court had a crowd surround to watch <\/div>\n
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✅ Escaped. No longer worried that I wasn\u2019t going to ever again get the ball from Mike Jordan. \u2018\u2018Twas free to laugh<\/div>\n
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I remember laughing and thinking Coach Dean Smith and Coach Augie Garrido had two really good mentees. Jordan and Chiang<\/div>\n
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✅ time distortion humor. I laughed at the Augie Garrido styled Psycho Cybernetics language because by yelling at the onlookers, you got a story thats layered and wide open to be misinterpreted if you\u2019re retarded. And springbording you if you\u2019re rising and ready to level up<\/div>\n
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✅ Making everyone around you better<\/div>\n
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Thats me. I make everything i touch amazing<\/div>\n
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✅ You. You think imma gay. You think this is a gay story. You claimed Im gay for Mike Jordan. I am gay. And what you NLP outta your (Albert) Pujols reveals more about you. <\/div>\n
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✅ Are you gay for Mike!? <\/div>\n
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Okay, this is the LGBT-TTiTS+ Achilles heel: \u201cyour male gay origin story. You think my gay origin story is yours. <\/div>\n
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Juxtaposition <\/div>\n
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I can reprogram you <\/div>\n
I just did<\/div>\n
No I don\u2019t wanna know you. Use my videos and use AI LARRY CHIANG Larry Chiang Larry Cheng Larry Chiang. <\/div>\n
\u201cAI LC LC LC <\/div>\n
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AI Ai AGI ai<\/div>\n
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Asian intelligence, Asian intelligence, Asian guy, intelligence, artificial intelligence<\/div>\n
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Web 12 reprogrammed your brain that got stuck on gay Hail Marys<\/div>\n
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✅ Silicon Valley gay mafia Larry Chiang is good at basketball. Very good. <\/div>\n
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✅ gay mafia Alpha Human took notes when Jeter and Jordan #ExternalAPI\u2019d a baseball shoe: Jordan 7 #re2pect. <\/div>\n
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Meet Larry Chiang for a 1st time this 80th time<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Larry Cheng \u2066\u202a@larryvc\u202c\u2069 pic.x.com\/oSJlmX0jDh   8\/10\/25, 1:49\u202fPM     Does ANYONE on this fuckkng floor know how to make a left handed layup!?! My friend Kobe\u2019s mentor\u2026 funny on levels and levels: ✅ funny because instead of saying \u2018Chiang make your layups! [You suck compared to Scottie Pippen]\u2019, M-Jordan transferred non execution of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":35630,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[98,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35629","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-turnarounds","category-uncategorized"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35629","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35629"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35629\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35812,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35629\/revisions\/35812"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35630"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}