{"id":358,"date":"2011-10-17T17:02:22","date_gmt":"2011-10-17T21:02:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/?p=358"},"modified":"2011-10-17T17:02:22","modified_gmt":"2011-10-17T21:02:22","slug":"what-a-supermodel-can-teach-an-lp-about-seeking-alpha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/what-a-supermodel-can-teach-an-lp-about-seeking-alpha\/","title":{"rendered":"What a Supermodel Can Teach an LP About Seeking Alpha"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Larry Chiang scandalously takes you behind the scenes to break down how business really works. He edits the Bloomberg  BusinessWeek channel \u201cWhat They Don\u2019t Teach You at Business School\u201d.  After Chiang\u2019s Harvard Law keynote, Harvard Business wrote: \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/25\/what-they-don%E2%80%99t-teach-you-at-stanford-business-school-at-harvard\/\" target=\"_blank\">What They Don\u2019t Teach You at Stanford Business School<\/a>\u201c (its the same title as his NY Times bestseller). He is Entrepreneur in Residence at Stanford University. If you read his hilariously awesome \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/11\/what-a-supermodel-can-teach-a-stanford-mba\/\" target=\"_blank\">What a Supermodel Can Teach a Stanford MBA<\/a>\u201d and \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/gigaom.com\/2008\/02\/21\/howtoworktheroom\/\" target=\"_blank\">How to Get Man-Charm<\/a>\u201d, you will like his latest post:<\/p>\n<p>What a Supermodel Can Teach an LP (Limited Partner) About Seeking Alpha<\/p>\n<table cellpadding=\"20\" width=\"100\" align=\"left\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"100\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"cropped-head-shot1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/cropped-head-shot1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"96\" height=\"96\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>By Larry Chiang<\/p>\n<p>Seeking that ever elusive alpha is what me, VCs and celebrity founders are all after.  Alpha is return that is above and beyond regular investment returns. On  Thursday October 20 in SF, I will be there at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vcjconferences.com\/\">Venture Alpha<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p> Here are the patterns I observe, how my pattern will iterate and how I plan to pattern replicate.<\/p>\n<p> -1- I Kiss Rings.<\/p>\n<p> You name the fashionable ring, I have kissed it. Is there a angel  investor en fuego?! I wine em, dine &#8217;em and let them pitch for free at  my Reverse VC pitch panels.<\/p>\n<p> Is there an incubator ginning out the hits?! I bow down at their feet and pucker up.<\/p>\n<p> Is there a tech founder that forgot to invite me to their Christmas  soir\u00e9e?! I send bottles anyway. If Mumm&#8217;s in Napa had kegs of chilled  Champagne, I&#8217;d send them.<\/p>\n<p> -2- I Kiss Ass Downstream.<\/p>\n<p> Know of a random collection of cs majors at MIT, Urbana, or Palo Alto&#8217;s Community&#8217;s college?!<\/p>\n<p> Effen text message me!<\/p>\n<p> They probably need $500 for a hack-a-thon. Maybe they&#8217;re hosting an  oh-so-shiek Startup Weekend and need food and snacks. I&#8217;m your first  call. When you dollar cost average every CS major that lands in my  rolodex, I pay about one Andrew Jackson per lead. If you are foreign, it  is $20.oo US.<\/p>\n<p> For example, I am hosting a <a href=\"https:\/\/whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.wordpress.com\/2011\/10\/14\/something-ventured-movie-premier\/\" target=\"_blank\">movie premier at Stanford<\/a>: Something  Ventured. If you&#8217;re a cs major, I pay you $20 if you show up. Gawd, I am  a hiLarryAss.<\/p>\n<p> It leads me to my next point&#8230;<\/p>\n<p> -3- I Develop a Farm System.<\/p>\n<p> VCs talk Moneyball but who executes Moneyball.<\/p>\n<p> No one.<\/p>\n<p> VCs that are false-ly in the &#8216;know&#8217; are seeking to get their equivalent  stat to &#8216;on base percentage&#8217;. Plot spoiler: OBP doesn&#8217;t correlate in  entrepreneurship. <\/p>\n<p> The right way is to develop a farm system of possible tech co-founders.  You see, the best founders are currently employee number 4-12. Before  you are employee #9, you probably were an intern. I hack and execute the  Moneyball theory by helping CS majors engineer three internships in a  row. Yes, I also fly cs majors out to tech conferences like SXSW in  Austin or Austin City Limits.<\/p>\n<p> God, I am so fun to be with on a boondoggle.<\/p>\n<p> This dovetails into my alpha seeking smart bomb&#8230;<\/p>\n<p> -4- I invest in sub Seed Stage<\/p>\n<p> You can&#8217;t make a return when you&#8217;re doing an $800k no cap note rounds with zero board seats.<\/p>\n<p> Instead&#8230; Invest in sub seed stage.<\/p>\n<p> Ya know how I used date the hottest coolest smart women right here in the bay area?! I used the pepper and pass lead generation  system to build up my &#8216;sales funnel&#8217;. My sub seed stage is just like my  farm team. My sub seed stage is just that. It is before your seed and way before your a-round. <\/p>\n<p> I calculate that 8 years before a 24 tech founder started something, they were 15.9 years old.<\/p>\n<p> Think about it.<\/p>\n<p> Remember, you can&#8217;t violate COPPA if you get a kid not old enough to  have a drivers license to text message you. My lawyer has me carry  parent guardian waivers on my iPad 5.<\/p>\n<p> -5- Landlord and Tenant Maneuver.<\/p>\n<p> When you&#8217;re landlord and tenant, you benefit. <\/p>\n<p> Majority of business value comes from the land that the business sits  on. I never forgot this pattern that I recognized. I replicate this  pattern not by getting founders to buy land, I pattern replicate by  doing the opposite of a Pyrric Victory. You see, I collect together team  of CS majors to copy-paste 80% of an existing business. I teach them to  sell. <\/p>\n<p> If they fail, then I have a team of 3-5 CS majors that I can sell into  another one of my portfolio companies. They get an exit under their  belt. Later, even if they fundraise with a different firm that tries to  invest in everything I do, I can still wedge in some money because I was  the guy that gave them their big break.<\/p>\n<p>This is me:<\/p>\n<p>Larry Chiang<br \/> CEO, Duck9<br \/> Stanford Entrepreneur in Residence<\/p>\n<p>Duck9 = Deep Underground Credit Knowledge 9<br \/> https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog<br \/> 125 University Ave Suite 100<br \/> Palo Alto CA 94301<br \/> 650-566-9600<\/p>\n<p>****************<br \/> Editor of the BusinessWeek Channel &#8220;What They Don&#8217;t Teach at Business School<br \/> https:\/\/whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/blog<br \/> ***************<br \/> NY Times Bestselling Author<br \/> &#8220;What They Don&#8217;t Teach at Stanford Business School&#8221; https:\/\/whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"twitter-timeline\" data-width=\"500\" data-height=\"750\" data-dnt=\"true\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LarryChiang?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">Tweets by LarryChiang<\/a><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>650-566-9696 (direct)<br \/> 650-566-9600<br \/> 650-283-8008 (cell)<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<table cellpadding=\"20\" width=\"271\" align=\"left\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"382\"><strong><strong><strong>If you liked this\u2026<br \/> <\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><strong><strong><strong> <\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/What-Teach-Harvard-Business-School\/dp\/0553345834\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"default\" src=\"https:\/\/whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/12\/mark-mccormack.jpg\" alt=\"default\" width=\"180\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twurl.nl\/237lia\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/> <\/a>Larry\u2019s mentor Mark McCormack wrote this in 1983.<\/strong><strong> His own book came out 09-09-09. It is called \u2018<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/What-Teach-Stanford-Business-School\/dp\/0615301487\" target=\"_blank\">What They Don\u2019t Teach You At Stanford Business School<\/a>\u2018<a href=\"https:\/\/twurl.nl\/237lia\" target=\"_blank\"> <\/a><\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.wordpress.com\/how-to-hack-into-moderating-a-sxsw-panel.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/> <\/a><br \/> *** BONUS ***<br \/> a party invite for you&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 195px; text-align: center;\">\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<div style=\"font-family: Helvetica,Arial; font-size: 10px; padding: 5px 0pt; margin: 2px; width: 195px; text-align: center;\"><a style=\"color: #ddd; text-decoration: none;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eventbrite.com\/features?ref=ecal\" target=\"_blank\">Online event registration<\/a><span style=\"color: #ddd;\"> powered by <\/span><a style=\"color: #ddd; text-decoration: none;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eventbrite.com?ref=ecal\" target=\"_blank\">Eventbrite<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><strong>This post was drafted in an hour and needs your edits\u2026 email  me   if you see a spelling or grammatical error(s)\u2026 larry@larrychiang  com<\/strong><br \/> <strong><strong><strong><br \/> Larry Chiang started his first company <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ucms.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">UCMS<\/a> in college. He mimicked his mentor, Mark McCormack, founder of IMG who    wrote the book, \u201cWhat They Don\u2019t Teach You at Harvard Business  School\u201d. <\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><strong><strong>Chiang is a keynote speaker and bestselling author and spoke at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.creditcard.org\/testimony.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Congress<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ucms.com\/Larry-Chiang-World-Bank-Beijing-Presentation.htm\" target=\"_blank\">World Bank<\/a>.<\/strong><\/strong><br \/> <strong><strong> <\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><strong> <\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><strong>Text or call him during office hours 11:11am or 11:11pm PST +\/-11    minutes at <a href=\"tel:650-283-8008\" target=\"_blank\">650-283-8008<\/a>. Due to the volume of calls, he may place you on    hold like a Scottsdale Arizona customer service rep. If you email  him,   be sure to include your cell number in the subject line. If you  want  him  to email you his new articles\u2026, ask him in an email <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/blog\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/icon_smile.gif\" alt=\":-)\" \/> <\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>You can read more equally funny, but non-founder-focused-lessons on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/-\/e\/B002E4CZXA\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Larry\u2019s Amazon blog <\/em><\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><br style=\"clear: both;\" \/><\/p>\n<div id=\"__ss_6277737\" style=\"width: 425px;\"><strong style=\"display: block; margin: 12px 0 4px;\"><a title=\"What A Super Model Can Teach a Harvard MBA About Credit\" href=\"https:\/\/www.slideshare.net\/larrychiang\/what-a-super-model-can-teach-a-harvard-mba-about-credit\">What A Super Model Can Teach a Harvard MBA About Credit<\/a><\/strong>  <\/p>\n<div style=\"padding: 5px 0 12px;\">View more presentations from <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slideshare.net\/larrychiang\">Stanford University, Bloomberg BusinessWeek, GigaOm, TechCrunch, VentureBeat and 13 Syndicated Outlets<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Larry Chiang scandalously takes you behind the scenes to break down how business really works. 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