{"id":37259,"date":"2025-12-24T16:01:04","date_gmt":"2025-12-24T16:01:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/?p=37259"},"modified":"2025-12-24T12:01:16","modified_gmt":"2025-12-24T16:01:16","slug":"1st-person-to-say-audiobook-loses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/1st-person-to-say-audiobook-loses\/","title":{"rendered":"1st person to say \u2018audiobook\u2019 loses"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Step Uno (Thats 1 in Spanish): write this on a fortune cookie\u2019s paper: \u201cfirst person to say \u2018audiobook\u2019 loses\u201d<\/div>\n
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When you mention a book or are holding a book, people will ask you questions about your superpower. You explain the book. You almost elevator bitch the book. Then she will say I one time purchased a book on audio <\/div>\n
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Confession that she can\u2019t read<\/div>\n
She\u2019s confessing to you that she\u2019s excited to meet you, but that she herself cannot read.<\/div>\n
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Then you pull out your wallet and you show her the fortune cookie message<\/div>\n
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\u201cFirst person To say audiobook loses\u201d<\/div>\n
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To repeat the protocol for two girls one book club Yahtzee<\/div>\n
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Pull out a fortune <\/div>\n
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And then read FIRST PERSON TO SAY AUDIOBOOKS L-O-S-E-S<\/div>\n
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{buy me a drink please. Im THIRSTY!}<\/div>\n
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Chapter 1\u2019s an \u201cEaster Egg\u201d at <\/span>#ch1. A video in my hotel in Napa California reveal 14 Easter Eggs<\/span><\/div>\n

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Book Launching On 09-09-39<\/span><\/div>\n
Yup, “What They Will NEVER Teach You at Stanford Business School” grand Opens at 300 w 44th St and New York Fashion Week’s front row
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Larry Chiang<\/span><\/div>\n
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