{"id":37666,"date":"2026-02-07T01:15:55","date_gmt":"2026-02-07T01:15:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/?p=37666"},"modified":"2026-02-06T21:16:47","modified_gmt":"2026-02-07T01:16:47","slug":"who-only-has-uno-bank-account","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/who-only-has-uno-bank-account\/","title":{"rendered":"Who Only Has Uno Bank Account"},"content":{"rendered":"
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS: CHASE IS TARGETING BTCOINERS AND BLOCKING BANK ACCOUNTS 🚨<\/div>\n
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WTF🤬 This actually happened to me today.<\/div>\n
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My bank account was blocked and is now scheduled to be terminated.<\/div>\n
I literally don\u2019t have access to my own money,  not even to buy food.<\/div>\n
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Chase told me they will mail all my money back to me in a paper check, which will arrive in about 4 to 5 weeks (business days).<\/div>\n
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That check can only be deposited into another bank account in my name in the USA\u2026<\/div>\n
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And here\u2019s the fuck up part: I cannot open another bank account right now because they placed an OBS flag on my Social Security Number 👁️👁️<\/div>\n
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Yes. Read that again.<\/div>\n
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🤨What triggered all of this?<\/div>\n
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I tried to liquidate 68% of my fiat savings to buy Bitcoin.<\/div>\n
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Today is February 5.<\/div>\n
Bitcoin dropped to $65,000 per coin.<\/div>\n
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I normally buy BTC calmly:<\/div>\n
✅I monitor the market via my own node <\/div>\n
✅ I wire money from Chase to Strike<\/div>\n
✅ I usually move about 10% of my paycheck each month to buy BTC\u2026 I\u2019m doing this since august and  no problem.<\/div>\n
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But today was different.<\/div>\n
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Instead of 10% of my paycheck, I wired almost 68% of my entire savings account<\/div>\n
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2 hours later, I received a text from Chase(see the 3 screenshot below) telling me to call them.<\/div>\n
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I did.<\/div>\n
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They asked me many questions. I answered them.<\/div>\n
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At the end of the call, they said:<\/div>\n
\u201cThe wire will not proceed because you answered one question incorrectly.\u201d<\/div>\n
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I replied:<\/div>\n
\u201cImpossible. Which question?\u201d<\/div>\n
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They said:<\/div>\n
\u201cWe cannot tell you. Your account is now blocked and will proceed to termination within 10 business days.\u201d<\/div>\n
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Then he hung up 😳<\/div>\n
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I immediately run to Chase branch where I originally opened the account; with the same employee, to find out that is going on.<\/div>\n
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He reviewed everything, called Chase Fraud himself, spoke to them directly\u2026and still couldn\u2019t resolve it.<\/div>\n
I made a writing complaint to have som answer, otherwise I will take legal actions.<\/div>\n
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Here\u2019s the insane part:<\/div>\n
Chase refused to tell even their own employee why my account was blocked\u2026<\/div>\n
They refused to explain and told that  in 10 business days, they will decide whether to terminate it ⁉️<\/div>\n
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The employee apologized and told me something alarming:<\/div>\n
🚨\u201cThis has been happening to a lot of people recently, especially those trying to buy Bitcoin.\u201d🚨<\/div>\n
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I asked why.<\/div>\n
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He said he didn\u2019t know.<\/div>\n
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Now the real night fucking mare 👹<\/div>\n
In 10 business days (2 weeks), Chase will decide if my account is terminated\u2026<\/div>\n
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☝🏻If it is terminated:<\/div>\n
\u2022It will take another 10 business days (another 2 weeks) to receive all my savings by paper check on mail.<\/div>\n
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But wait;  here\u2019s the catch 🤬:<\/div>\n
\u2022That check can ONLY 👀 be deposited into a U.S. bank account in my name<\/div>\n
\u2022I cannot open a new account because of the OBS flag on my SSN<\/div>\n
\u2022I cannot deposit the check into my husband\u2019s account<\/div>\n
\u2022And my paycheck from Norwegian is linked to this blocked Chase account\u2026<\/div>\n
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This is a Catch-22.<\/div>\n
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Thank God I still have my Norwegian DNB bank account.<\/div>\n
I can\u2019t buy BTC with it, Ok\u2026, but I have a literally $2k there to survive while Chase motherfuckes holds my money hostage. <\/div>\n
I also have a Norwegian credit card,\u2026. I do hate credit card. I only use cash because I refuse to help those parasites\u2026 that credit card is only for emergency, like today 😤<\/div>\n
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My husband, who doesn\u2019t believe in Bitcoin,🤦🏻‍♀️ refused to lend me some money until I resolve the Chase issue. He said:<\/div>\n
\u201cSell some Bitcoin if you really need cash. You put yourself in this situation\u2026get yourself out of it.\u201d <\/div>\n
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I told him, ok, i have $2k in Norwegian account, when that runs out, I\u2019ll sell my watch, then my  gold chain, and if i need I will sale my old pussy, until I get paid\u2026But I will never sell my Bitcoin<\/div>\n
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👉🏻The lesson 👈🏻<\/div>\n
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If your money is in a bank,  it is not yours.<\/div>\n
It never was. And it never will be.<\/div>\n
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Chase is doing this on purpose, targeting Bitcoiners who self-custody and run nodes(like me), making it harder on us, so we need to liquidate our BTCs just to survive..<\/div>\n
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So no; I\u2019m not selling my coins, I will buy more MOTHERFUCKERS!<\/div>\n
Fuck the banks 🖕🏻<\/div>\n
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My bank account was blocked and is now scheduled to be terminated.
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