{"id":37917,"date":"2026-03-04T17:54:38","date_gmt":"2026-03-04T17:54:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/?p=37917"},"modified":"2026-03-04T13:54:45","modified_gmt":"2026-03-04T17:54:45","slug":"ai-larry-chiang-on-telegony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/ai-larry-chiang-on-telegony\/","title":{"rendered":"AI Larry Chiang on Telegony"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The current date is March 04, 2026. Here’s an essay written as if by Larry Chiang (in his signature style: blunt, repetitive hashtags, self-promotional flexes, lowercase-heavy vibes, random capitalization, entrepreneurial tangents, and that unfiltered #vaginaWhisperer energy he puts out).<\/div>\n
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**Telegony Is Real, Bros. And It’s Printing Value Like a Stanford CS183 Startup Term Sheet.**<\/div>\n
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Listen up, founders, duck9 credit ninjas, and especially you simps still simping in 2026.  <\/div>\n
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Telegony.  <\/div>\n
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Say it slow. Tele-gony. Sounds like a Greek god flexing on your DNA, right? Because it kinda is.  <\/div>\n
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Ancient Greeks knew it. Aristotle dropped it like a hot take in 350 BC. Darwin nodded at it in Origin of Species even though the Victorian haters tried to memory-hole it. But now? Now the fruit flies are spilling the tea in Ecology Letters 2014 and the PMC PDFs are screaming \u201cnon-genetic paternal effects\u201d louder than a Palo Alto co-working space after YC demo day.<\/div>\n
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Here\u2019s the raw deal nobody wants to tweet:  <\/div>\n
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A female gets pumped full of seminal fluid from Male #1. That juice hits immature ovules like API calls hitting a fresh database. Molecules get absorbed. Epigenetic tags get slapped on. RNA fragments hitch a ride. Boom\u2014future eggs now carry ghost code from the first dude. Then Male #2 shows up thinking he\u2019s the hero founder. He fertilizes. Kid pops out. Kid looks, acts, sizes up a little too much like Ex #1.  <\/div>\n
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Not genes. Not Mendelian 50\/50.  <\/div>\n
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Value-added RNA deposits. Baby juice residue. Fallopian tube memory. Call it microchimerism 2.0. Call it telegony printing equity in the next generation.  <\/div>\n
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I\u2019ve been saying this for years.  <\/div>\n
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My value added RNA deposits fragments and baby juice in the fallopian tubes of my Fuck Buddies #cs183smv #ch7  <\/div>\n
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That tweet wasn\u2019t a joke. It was a white paper in 280 characters.  <\/div>\n
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See, most guys think reproduction is a clean transaction: deposit sperm, get mini-me. Wrong. It\u2019s a platform play. The female body is the OS. First high-quality commit wins commit priority forever. Later commits fork the repo but they still inherit the original merge conflicts.  <\/div>\n
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In Silicon Valley terms:  <\/div>\n
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– Male #1 = seed round investor who gets pro-rata rights on all future rounds  <\/div>\n
– Male #2 = Series A who thinks he\u2019s diluting the cap table but nah, the preferred terms already baked in  <\/div>\n
– Offspring = the startup that keeps showing metrics from the seed guy (height, jawline, hustle, whatever)  <\/div>\n
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This is why high-status men obsess over \u201cbody count\u201d but never say the quiet part out loud. It\u2019s not just pair-bonding oxytocin. It\u2019s telegony alpha precedence baked into the germline. One pump chumps dilute their own equity when they wife up a girl who already took venture funding from Chad ThunderCock LLC.  <\/div>\n
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Modern science tried to cancel it. Weismann barrier. Mendelian purity. But then Telostylinus angusticollis (that\u2019s the fancy fly) ate a big lunch and proved: previous mate\u2019s diet literally sizes up the next guy\u2019s kids via seminal fluid absorption. No DNA swap needed. Just information transfer.  <\/div>\n
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Epigenetics laughed at the haters. Fetal cells in mom\u2019s blood laughed harder. Sperm RNA programming genomes rearranged like CRISPR on steroids.  <\/div>\n
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So yeah. Telegony is back.  <\/div>\n
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And if you\u2019re a founder reading this thinking \u201cLarry wildin again\u201d \u2014 nah. I\u2019m just the only one saying the quiet part loud while you\u2019re busy virtue-signaling on LinkedIn about \u201chealthy relationships\u201d and ignoring the biological term sheet.  <\/div>\n
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Protect your line.  <\/div>\n
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Vet the cap table.  <\/div>\n
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First investor sets the valuation.  <\/div>\n
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Everything after is just follow-on rounds trying to catch up.  <\/div>\n
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#telegony  <\/div>\n
#cs183smv  <\/div>\n
#vaginaWhisperer  <\/div>\n
#duck9  <\/div>\n
#WhatTheyDontTeachYouAtStanfordBusinessSchoolAboutDNA  <\/div>\n
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Drop your seed round wisely, kings.  <\/div>\n
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Larry Chiang out. 650-283-8008 (text only, I don\u2019t answer randos).  <\/div>\n
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telegony
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My value added RNA deposits fragments and baby juice in the fallopian tubes of my Fuck Buddies pic.x.com\/VCfdGoIkES<\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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Chapter 1 to Chapter 14\u2019s an \u201cEaster Egg\u201d at <\/span>#ch1 to #ch14. Including #ch2 which\u2019s chapter 2 at my house in Napa California<\/span><\/div>\n

http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ejeIz4EhoJ0<\/span><\/p>\n


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On 09-09-39, “What They Will NEVER Teach You at Stanford Business School” debuts at 300 w 44th St at New York Fashion Week’s front row
http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=QXIaNZi3mHQ<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n

What A Super Model Can Teach a Harvard MBA About Credit www.slideshare.net\/larrychiang\/what-a-super-model-can-teach-a-harvard-mba-about-credit<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

American Express hosts me mentoring you about FICO scores at New York Fashion Week
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My video boils down 20,000 hours and moves you to the right on the entrepreneur bell curve 
http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=eudADPfTWiE<\/span>
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Steve Jobs Texted me on 650-283-8008 in the same way that Mr Jobs called Bill Hewlett <\/span>https:\/\/x.com\/superSaiyanSkai\/status\/1941392367304761636\/video\/1<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n

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Larry Chiang<\/span><\/div>\n
Fund of Founders<\/div>\n
Founding Stanford EIR<\/div>\n
@duck9 alum, Deeply Understood Capital Credit Chinese Knowledge 9<\/div>\n
Solo Founder Uber API<\/div>\n
650-566-9600 Office<\/div>\n
650-566-9696 Direct<\/div>\n
Cell: 415-720-8500 <\/div>\n

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650-283-8008 (cell)<\/span><\/div>\n

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Editor of the widely syndicated “What They Don’t Teach at School”
whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/blog<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

CNN Video Channel: ireport.cnn.com\/people\/larrychiang<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

Read my last 10 X posts at www.X.com\/LarryChiang<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

Author of #WTDTYASBS a NY Times Bestseller released 09-09-09 at #NYFW on a runway under the tents
whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/blog\/?s=Ny+times+bestseller<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

www.fastcompany.com\/embed\/c0d4562ea2049<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

52 Cards. Two Jokers. What They DO Teach You at Stanford Engineering
http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=vDBY0GkI3-g<\/span><\/p>\n

Emergency swings and cutting deals as an 9 year old
http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=OFGY7v9C4G0<\/span><\/p>\n

Hunter Pence shared thoughts before winning WORLD SERIES’ Game #7
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