{"id":37998,"date":"2026-03-22T16:12:04","date_gmt":"2026-03-22T16:12:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/?p=37998"},"modified":"2026-03-22T12:12:22","modified_gmt":"2026-03-22T16:12:22","slug":"jokes-at-silicon-valley-levels-of-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/jokes-at-silicon-valley-levels-of-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Jokes at Silicon Valley Levels of Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"
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– This post satirizes Halter, a New Zealand agtech startup raising $2B from Peter Thiel’s Founders Fund for solar-powered cow collars that enable virtual fencing and health tracking on 700k\"image4.jpeg\" animals, by reimagining the tech for monitoring a16z VC associates’ activities like token burns and investments.\"image5.jpeg\"<\/div>\n
– The parody critiques VC firm dynamics, exaggerating surveillance and “agentic” management under Marc Andreessen, with the collar beeping to enforce thesis boundaries, echoing Halter’s app-based herding but for human “herds” in tech hubs.<\/div>\n
– Accompanying image edits Halter branding onto photos of diverse a16z associates wearing collars in San Francisco, overlaid with “the associates have now rotated out of web3,” poking fun at rapid sector pivots in venture capital.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n


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Chapter 1 to Chapter 14\u2019s an \u201cEaster Egg\u201d at <\/span>#ch1 to #ch14. Including #ch2 which\u2019s chapter 2 at my house in Napa California<\/span><\/div>\n

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On 09-09-39, “What They Will NEVER Teach You at Stanford Business School” debuts at 300 w 44th St at New York Fashion Week’s front row
http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=QXIaNZi3mHQ<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n

What A Super Model Can Teach a Harvard MBA About Credit www.slideshare.net\/larrychiang\/what-a-super-model-can-teach-a-harvard-mba-about-credit<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

American Express hosts me mentoring you about FICO scores at New York Fashion Week
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My video boils down 20,000 hours and moves you to the right on the entrepreneur bell curve 
http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=eudADPfTWiE<\/span>
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Steve Jobs Texted me on 650-283-8008 in the same way that Mr Jobs called Bill Hewlett <\/span>https:\/\/x.com\/superSaiyanSkai\/status\/1941392367304761636\/video\/1<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n

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Larry Chiang<\/span><\/div>\n
Fund of Founders<\/div>\n
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Solo Founder Uber API<\/div>\n
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Editor of the widely syndicated “What They Don’t Teach at School”
whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/blog<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

CNN Video Channel: ireport.cnn.com\/people\/larrychiang<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

Read my last 10 X posts at www.X.com\/LarryChiang<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

Author of #WTDTYASBS a NY Times Bestseller released 09-09-09 at #NYFW on a runway under the tents
whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/blog\/?s=Ny+times+bestseller<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

www.fastcompany.com\/embed\/c0d4562ea2049<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

52 Cards. Two Jokers. What They DO Teach You at Stanford Engineering
http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=vDBY0GkI3-g<\/span><\/p>\n

Emergency swings and cutting deals as an 9 year old
http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=OFGY7v9C4G0<\/span><\/p>\n

Hunter Pence shared thoughts before winning WORLD SERIES’ Game #7
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