{"id":3868,"date":"2015-03-12T10:48:06","date_gmt":"2015-03-12T14:48:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/?p=3868"},"modified":"2015-03-12T10:49:51","modified_gmt":"2015-03-12T14:49:51","slug":"credit-score-hacking-at-sxsw-capone-paying-gagaguaranteed-revenue-bc-you-skipped-ut-spring-break-and-mommy-bloggers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/credit-score-hacking-at-sxsw-capone-paying-gagaguaranteed-revenue-bc-you-skipped-ut-spring-break-and-mommy-bloggers\/","title":{"rendered":"Credit Score Hacking at SxSW, CapOne Paying?, GaGaGuaranteed REVENUE BC YOU SKIPPED UT Spring Break and Mommy Bloggers"},"content":{"rendered":"
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By Larry Chiang<\/div>\n
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This is my moist ambitious blog post yet!!<\/div>\n
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My intention is to get you rich before SPRING BREAK ends. If you don’t to college now, please leave. You’re a University of Texas student athlete or ex-athlete, plain student… I’ll address & reveal as much benefit as 3 years of college.<\/div>\n
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– Credit Score Hacking at SxSW, <\/span><\/p>\n


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– CapOne Paying,<\/span><\/p>\n


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– GaGaGuaranteed REVENUE BC YOU SKIPPED UT Spring Break ALREADY<\/span><\/p>\n


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– Mommy Bloggers (<\/span>#CreditTracker<\/a>)<\/p>\n


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– More Revenue via Austin credit union paying you<\/span><\/p>\n


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– Understanding my mentor’s, Mark McCormack’s #EUBM<\/span><\/p>\n

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What Capital One Won’t Teach You About Starting Up Your FICO #SXSW<\/a><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

A FICO is The mysterious credit score. It’s a semi regulated monopoly just-out-of legislative and regulatory reach. I do not complain about it’s power. I lever the existing system. I engineer up your FICO. In the face of their 8 year old Cease and Desist*, I as CEO of duck9, brought you “#BCSeutwm”<\/div>\n

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If you’re saying “Darn, what an acronym #BCSEUTWM is!”, let me drop a BOMB.<\/div>\n
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ITS NOT AN ACRONYM, ITS A MOTHER SCRATCHIN’ SUBROUTINE. CS majors copy paste subroutines from StackOverflow and my friends website, “GitHub”. It’s legal and that’s why we get paid $150k base + commission IN THE FORM OF STOCK – If you don’t know CS (computer science), put on your thinking cap, find and locate your stress-balls and lets grind out your understanding of “subroutine’, as it applies to building FICO<\/div>\n
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You see, BCSEUTWM is a signature business recipe. When you make banana bread, you lever 1000 years of baker trial and error. When you make King Pao Duck, you’re leveraging 6000 years of my people cooking duck. When you’re making Gua Gua Guacamole, you’re leveraging a lot of my IQ 270 brain ;-P<\/div>\n
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So, do what cs majors do and google BCSEUTWM <\/div>\n
Execute a lil BCSEUTWM <\/div>\n
Google BCSEUTWM some more<\/div>\n
Execute <\/div>\n
Read what you googled<\/div>\n
Execute BCSEUTWM <\/div>\n
Maybe mentor someone 2-5 steps behind you how BCSEUTWM <\/div>\n
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This mentorship of a person slightly less retarded than you, leads me to my next point…<\/div>\n
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Capital One can pay you…<\/div>\n
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100% true. I’ll let you keep 100% (by the way, I relinquish all IP associated to this credit content. No copyright <\/div>\n
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Feel free to copy paste. I’m rich already! \ud83d\ude42<\/div>\n
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Can I get an appearance fee @CapitalOne<\/a> for #sxsw<\/a>?<\/p>\n

CS kids. Charge Daniel Mouadeb 28.8k w\/a 100% refund if u don’t get 1,000 new #leadGen<\/a><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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As EIR, I was the founding Entrepreneur in Residence at my local college. I read something called External API. If you’re a CS major, it’s like an Internal API. But external<\/div>\n
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Gawd I’m hilarious. <\/div>\n
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API of course is Application Protocol Interface. API and external API are Ga Ga Guaranteed revenue. Right on cue, revenue that is guaranteed is my next point. <\/div>\n
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THE REVENUE.<\/div>\n
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@LarryChiang<\/a> nice meeting you yesterday at the Retail Banking Conf. Thanks for the idea on txt banking.<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

That was Austin<\/div>\n

That was Retail Banking Conf (#RBconf15). Click #RBconf15<\/a> to see the notes I took FRONT ROW, Andrew Luck student athlete style. A 6’5″ dude in the front row. <\/div>\n
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If you’re foreign you won’t believe this next tweet. So sorry the country you’re from sucks and gave you emo baggage<\/div>\n
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If you’re from the Midwest living in Silicon Valley Christmas comes in 140 character tweets GOTTA LUV THAT BABY JESUS!!!!<\/div>\n
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boom:<\/div>\n
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#RBconf15<\/a> @kevinfarley<\/a> if u guys have $5.8k, I can have two CS students implement 100%. They’ll keep 100% this summer ’15. 
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By implement, I mean rip the Twillio API so that United Heritage credit union can text customers<\/div>\n
\/1\/ Their balance<\/div>\n
\/2\/ their last 3 trannies**<\/div>\n
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Trannies are transactions. Not my friends that dance at AsiaSF. NOT my gender reversal entrepreneurship <\/div>\n
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As EIR, I made this legendary video. It’s Silicon Valley 9.0<\/div>\n
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I close your first deal. <\/div>\n
I pop your startup revenue cherry<\/div>\n
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@LarryChiang<\/a> Now that sounds interesting. I’ll reach out after out internal debrief.<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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Heck, AND THIS GIVES ME GOOSEBUMPS, I’ll even open the SILICON VALLEY BANK checking account for you AT A AUSTIN PARTY in downtown #Austin<\/div>\n
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Bryan Lourd. CAA. <\/div>\n
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This is how the money transfers. Like how Eskimos have 17 words for snow, I have 23 signature business subroutines my mentor gave me to steward. This is how money transfers from bank executive to your Silicon Valley bank account 3300XXXXX:<\/div>\n
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#RBconf15<\/a> #sxsw<\/a> #UTeWeek<\/a> <\/p>\n

@kevinfarley<\/a> remember, $0 xfers until 100% works as per
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#OneWayLetterOfIntent<\/a> Re:
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Laugh out Awesome internal escrow and one way letter of intent are: “What Sam Altman Adores About YC Founders But Won’t Teach at #CS183b”. I am putting #InternalEscrow<\/a> and<\/div>\n

#OneWayLetterOfIntent<\/a> into CS 183c, cs 183x and cs 183do<\/div>\n

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I’m such a duck<\/div>\n
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Dick. Darn you autocorrect. “I’m such a dick”. Why?! Cuz #CS183c, #CS183do, and CS 183x are all free. All on The Google. <\/div>\n
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Capital One levers mommy bloggers.<\/div>\n
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Yesss @6502838008<\/a>: Capital One should do a #creditTracker<\/a> p-a-r-t-y
at #sxsw<\/a> <\/p>\n

Higher FICO scores benefit founders filmmakers and musicians<\/p><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Here are paid tweets.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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Do you have any tips on how you teach your children about personal finance? @CapitalOne<\/a> #CreditTracker<\/a> #OwnYourTrack<\/a> #AD<\/a><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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Ditch the blueprint & map out your credit before finding the home of your dreams w\/ @CapitalOne<\/a> #CreditTracker<\/a> #OwnYourTrack<\/a> #AD<\/a><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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Paying mommy bloggers is a business model. <\/div>\n
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Here is What They Do Teach You at Stanford Engineering 2010, 2011 & 2012 About Engineering Up a Business Model. I taught what my mentor taught me. Mark McCormack taught me EUBM <\/div>\n
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#EUBM is curated in twitter. Like a museum curator, Liz Link, who went to Harvard and lives in Austin… I curate the best business model content and place it at #EUBM<\/div>\n
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Only 3 boxes truly matter on the business model canvas<\/div>\n
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My Harbus article https:\/\/bit.ly\/vc0311b<\/a><\/a><\/div>\n
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More on how mommy blogger tipped the Hollywood movie launch algorithm for Mr Peabody. It exceeded expectations and leveraged Mommy bloggers last year. Here is coverage on that in Harvard https:\/\/bit.ly\/vc0311b<\/a><\/a><\/div>\n
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CEO of Duck9<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n\n
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What the Ex-Startup, Capital One, #SXSW<\/a> Sponsor, Won’t Teach You About Their Crossing of Innovation “Chasms”
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bit.ly\/buster14512w<\/a><\/div>\n
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Meet Chris. <\/div>\n
He’s a future cs major<\/div>\n
He might be a Capital One customer <\/div>\n\n\n\n\n
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#RBconf15<\/a> #sxsw<\/a> #UTeWeek<\/a> <\/p>\n

@kevinfarley<\/a> remember, $0 xfers until 100% works as per
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Me and Lisa Falzone. You should google this unicorn ceo and ex stanford student athlete<\/div>\n
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Note: She just spoke at gsb. Her February 5 keynote has notes I took from the front row. I have and always will sit First Chair Entrepreneur as I install some random kid to speak. <\/div>\n
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#ENGR145 is all yours to google. <\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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