{"id":38962,"date":"2026-07-19T17:16:51","date_gmt":"2026-07-19T17:16:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/?p=38962"},"modified":"2026-07-19T13:17:20","modified_gmt":"2026-07-19T17:17:20","slug":"catching-ass-taking-names","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/catching-ass-taking-names\/","title":{"rendered":"Catching Ass, Taking Names"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"postie-post\">\n<div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\">https:\/\/youtube.com\/shorts\/Z9IZaVhvc2w?is=2LuIFTMuS4giTlnt<\/div>\n<p><br id=\"lineBreakAtBeginningOfSignature\"><\/p>\n<div dir=\"ltr\">\n<div dir=\"ltr\"><span>WordPress\u2019d from my personal iPhone,&nbsp;<a href=\"tel:650-283-8008\" dir=\"ltr\">650-283-8008<\/a>, number that&nbsp;Steve Jobs texted me on<\/span><\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\"><span><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\">\n<div><font color=\"#000000\"><span>https:\/\/www.YouTube.com\/watch?v=ejeIz4EhoJ0<\/span><\/font><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 13pt\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>https:\/\/youtube.com\/shorts\/Z9IZaVhvc2w?is=2LuIFTMuS4giTlnt WordPress\u2019d from my personal iPhone,&nbsp;650-283-8008, number that&nbsp;Steve Jobs texted me on https:\/\/www.YouTube.com\/watch?v=ejeIz4EhoJ0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38962","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38962","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38962"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38962\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38962"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38962"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}