{"id":39059,"date":"2026-08-12T20:10:08","date_gmt":"2026-08-12T20:10:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/?p=39059"},"modified":"2026-08-12T16:10:21","modified_gmt":"2026-08-12T20:10:21","slug":"inside-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/inside-job\/","title":{"rendered":"Inside Job"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"postie-post\">\n<div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/w_terrence\/status\/2087331962172162290?s=43&amp;t=zXw0VnDUU9g9Ec306BxNPw\">https:\/\/x.com\/w_terrence\/status\/2087331962172162290?s=43&amp;t=zXw0VnDUU9g9Ec306BxNPw<\/a><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px 24.2px;text-indent: -16.3px;font-style: normal;line-height: normal;font-family: system-ui\">\u2022&nbsp; Comedian Terrence K. Williams posted about Keondre Simmons, a 33-year-old Shake Shack employee in Phoenix who allegedly robbed his workplace at gunpoint on August 3, 2026, taking $2,800 after locking coworkers in a cooler and destroying their phones.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px 24.2px;text-indent: -16.3px;font-style: normal;line-height: normal;font-family: system-ui\">\u2022&nbsp; Simmons called out sick that day, was recognized by staff from his voice, build, and familiarity with the store layout, then was arrested August 5 in the parking lot when he showed up for his next shift.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px 24.2px;text-indent: -16.3px;font-style: normal;line-height: normal;font-family: system-ui\">\u2022&nbsp; The post includes a graphic with the suspect\u2019s photo and has gained over 10,000 likes, sparking replies highlighting the crime\u2019s audacity and poor planning. \u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px 24.2px;text-indent: -16.3px;font-style: normal;line-height: normal;font-family: system-ui\"><\/p>\n<div dir=\"ltr\">\n<div dir=\"ltr\"><span>WordPress\u2019d from my personal iPhone,&nbsp;<a href=\"tel:650-283-8008\" dir=\"ltr\">650-283-8008<\/a>, number that&nbsp;Steve Jobs texted me on<\/span><\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\"><span><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\">\n<div><font color=\"#000000\"><span>https:\/\/www.YouTube.com\/watch?v=ejeIz4EhoJ0<\/span><\/font><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 13pt\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>https:\/\/x.com\/w_terrence\/status\/2087331962172162290?s=43&amp;t=zXw0VnDUU9g9Ec306BxNPw \u2022&nbsp; Comedian Terrence K. Williams posted about Keondre Simmons, a 33-year-old Shake Shack employee in Phoenix who allegedly robbed his workplace at gunpoint on August 3, 2026, taking $2,800 after locking coworkers in a cooler and destroying their phones. \u2022&nbsp; Simmons called out sick that day, was recognized by staff from his voice, build, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39059","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39059","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39059"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39059\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}