{"id":39212,"date":"2026-09-07T22:58:45","date_gmt":"2026-09-07T22:58:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/?p=39212"},"modified":"2026-09-07T18:58:51","modified_gmt":"2026-09-07T22:58:51","slug":"lindseys-postmortem-3x","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/lindseys-postmortem-3x\/","title":{"rendered":"Lindsey\u2019s Postmortem 3x"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Lindsay Clancy supporters say the most INSANE things and admit they’d 🔪 THEIR OWN kids! “As a mom or a dad, you’re not perfect!” 🤮<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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1.  \u201cThe voice in Lindsay\u2019st head wasn\u2019t postpartum\u2014it was just a woman who really hates omelets that already hatched.\u201d<\/p>\n

2.  \u201cSome ladies hear \u2018you\u2019re a good mom.\u2019 Lindsay heard \u2018scramble the kids and jump.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n

3.  \u201cThe lady in her head said \u2018exterminate the hatched eggs.\u2019 Lindsay took it literally and skipped the frying pan.\u201d<\/p>\n

4.  \u201cThat inner voice wasn\u2019t crazy. She just wanted a quiet kitchen and three less mouths to feed.\u201d<\/p>\n

5.  \u201cMost women get a conscience. Lindsay got a lady yelling \u2018those eggs already hatched\u2014time to crack \u2019em.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n

6.  \u201cThe voice in her head was basically a hen who decided the chicks were taking too long.\u201d<\/p>\n

7.  \u201cShe didn\u2019t hear God. She heard a woman saying \u2018return the kids to sender\u2014void the warranty.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n

8.  \u201cThe lady upstairs told her \u2018those three little omelets are done.\u2019 Lindsay plated them in the basement.\u201d<\/p>\n

9.  \u201cSome voices say \u2018don\u2019t do it.\u2019 Lindsay\u2019s inner woman said \u2018the nest is closed, girl. Make it permanent.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n

10.  \u201cThat voice wasn\u2019t mental illness. It was just a woman who looked at three hatched eggs and said \u2018I want a refund<\/p>\n

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Lindsay Clancy supporters say the most INSANE things and admit they’d 🔪 THEIR OWN kids! “As a mom or a dad, you’re not perfect!” 🤮 Kaitlin Bennett (@KaitMarieox) 11K likes \u00b7 516 replies x.com 1.  \u201cThe voice in Lindsay\u2019st head wasn\u2019t postpartum\u2014it was just a woman who really hates omelets that already hatched.\u201d 2.  \u201cSome […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":39213,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39212","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39212","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39212"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39212\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/39213"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}