{"id":4745,"date":"2015-06-09T16:22:40","date_gmt":"2015-06-09T20:22:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/?p=4745"},"modified":"2015-06-09T16:26:35","modified_gmt":"2015-06-09T20:26:35","slug":"the-heimlich-wont-resuscitate-your-yc-startup-but-cha-chiang-ing-will-engr145s-up-bitches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/the-heimlich-wont-resuscitate-your-yc-startup-but-cha-chiang-ing-will-engr145s-up-bitches\/","title":{"rendered":"The Heimlich Won’t Resuscitate Your YC Startup But “Cha-Chiang-ing”, Will. #ENGR145s Up, Bitches"},"content":{"rendered":"
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By Larry Chiang<\/div>\n
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Before me, YC startups just went BELLY up 50% of the time<\/div>\n
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Check the startup for any signs of #GuaGuaGuacamole<\/a><\/div>\n
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Let’s avoid death. <\/div>\n
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So, I know 2 co-founders have left you for grad school. Lets perform the Cha-Chiang Maneuver. Previously known as #GuaGuaGuacamole<\/a>. Previous to #GuaGuaGuacamole<\/a>, it was known as the 13 Signature Business Recipes from 1983 inside my mentor’s, Mark McCormack’s book “What They Don’t Teach YOU at Harvard Business School” <\/div>\n
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Pick 2 of 13  #GuaGuaGuacamole<\/a> signature business recipes and lets effen get your startup off of the “PG dead pool watch” list.<\/div>\n
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ENGR145’s about avoiding premature startup death, avoiding BK, ducking Assignment Benefit of Creditors  by “Crossing The Chasm From The Right”<\/div>\n
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Professor Tom Kosnik would know. He was a marine before he became an HBS professor https:\/\/twitter.com\/tjKosnik<\/a><\/a><\/div>\n
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This selfie, I did not take<\/div>\n
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LARRY Chiang<\/div>\n
CEO of Duck9<\/div>\n
Stanford University’s Founding EIR (Entrepreneur in Residence)<\/div>\n
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Founder of “What They Don’t Teach at Business School” for CNN iReport: https:\/\/ireport.cnn.com\/people\/larrychiang<\/a><\/a><\/div>\n
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Author, NY Times Bestseller<\/div>\n
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“What They Will NEVER Teach You at Stanford Business School about EUTWMPPM @SXSW” comes out 11-11-14<\/div>\n
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https:\/\/www.fastcompany.com\/embed\/c0d4562ea2049<\/a><\/a><\/div>\n
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Emergency swings and cutting deals as an 9 year old<\/div>\n
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By Larry Chiang Before me, YC startups just went BELLY up 50% of the time Not, LOL Check the startup for any signs of #GuaGuaGuacamole Let’s avoid death.  So, I know 2 co-founders have left you for grad school. Lets perform the Cha-Chiang Maneuver. Previously known as #GuaGuaGuacamole. Previous to #GuaGuaGuacamole, it was known as the 13 Signature […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4745","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4745","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4745"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4745\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}