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By Larry Chiang<\/div>\n
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Problem: a few YC startups will never reach $1.00 in revenue. I won’t disclose how many but, it’s staggering. <\/div>\n
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I wanted to call this blog post: “Better text Larry”. But texting is YC’s problem. All y’all can’t talk on the telephone. Me!? I blame fB for allowing you to ‘booty fB notify’. I was PUA mentored to “booty call”. <\/div>\n
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Ok, this isn’t a blame game. This is a solution that entails getting $899,999 in revenue. You get the last dollar to say you participated \ud83d\ude42<\/div>\n
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The theorem I’ll derive… (Btw, if you’re ignorant to the difference between theory and theorem, make a fist with your off hand and punch yourself in the face). This is the theorem for <\/div>\n
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#BetterTelephoneTalk2LarryChiang<\/a> Its a sequel to @BetterCallSaul<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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Who\u2019s gonna call Saul next? Show creator Vince Gilligan wants to spill the beans. Enter: bit.ly\/1cro1KG<\/a> pic.twitter.com\/z0hmwu8OBI<\/a><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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Better Call Saul<\/a> <\/b>creator, Vince Gilligan, wants you to call (505) 842-5662 <\/div>\n
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You call Saul if you’re a fictitious New Mexico meth dealer that teaches chemistry during the day. You call Larry Chiang if you’re a real startup founder that’s constipatedly attempting to flow money in as it firehoses out. <\/div>\n
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Money in<\/div>\n
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Don’t fret. Remember, there are 17 PDF docs for equity out. But only one YC PDF for money in. True story. <\/div>\n
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The payoff: <\/div>\n
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6\/10\/15, 7:59 AM<\/a><\/div>\n
Need rev $$ #1 to $899,999!? #BetterTelephoneTalk2LarryChiang<\/a>. Cost = 1\/3 Eq + 9% comm @6502838008<\/a> #CSmajorCRO<\/a> #First899999theHardest<\/a> :-))<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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You’re crashing an industry “Without Their Permission”. Youre crashing conferences and parties duck9.com\/blog\/celebrity\u2026<\/a> You’re “doing things that don’t scale (BUT HAVE MOMENTUM)”. You’re executing the theorem “#CS183s” <\/div>\n
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CS 183b kinda addressed #dttdsBHM 63,030 students took CS183b. Guess how many have revenue?<\/div>\n
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It’s like being a “Welcome Wagon” for Silicon Valley parties and FICO score mentorshipduck9.com\/blog\/celebrity\u2026<\/a><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

My goal. I want to install the wetware of my mentors sales brain inside your brain. <\/div>\n

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See how “Kobe Bryant” put ‘Michael Jordan’s’ brain inside his:<\/div>\n
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12\/13\/14, 9:21 AM<\/a><\/div>\n
On Kobe vs Michael Jordan, MJ said, “I can’t beat Kobe. He stole all my moves.”
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See “Muse”. It’s Gotham Chopra’s documentary on Kobe Bryant. See how Kobe installed the Michael Jordan protocol. See how Kobe mentions a dozen mentors.<\/div>\n
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Larry Chiang watched Pitch Perfect as<\/div>\n
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Founder of “What They Don’t Teach at Business School” for CNN iReport<\/div>\n
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Chris, the 9 year old, can sell better than you because of 3 hours at a baseball game<\/div>\n
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