{"id":5053,"date":"2015-06-26T17:23:32","date_gmt":"2015-06-26T21:23:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/?p=5053"},"modified":"2015-06-26T17:27:19","modified_gmt":"2015-06-26T21:27:19","slug":"larry-chiangs-twitter-poem-about-fico","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/larry-chiangs-twitter-poem-about-fico\/","title":{"rendered":"Larry Chiang’s Twitter Poem about FICO"},"content":{"rendered":"
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By Larry Chiang <\/div>\n
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I can drop a Shakespearean Sonnet because it’s an EFFEN Wednesday!<\/div>\n
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Dapper tux was a “comp”.<\/div>\n
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Well on Twitter I busted out a rhyme about credit score:<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\nLarry Chiang (@LarryChiang<\/a>)<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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6\/26\/15, 7:08 AM<\/a><\/div>\n
Collect derogatory they do happily,
Meet an app called Experian
Positive info #POBox4500<\/a>, sadly.
High FICO for-the-win!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

“Collect derogatory they do happily”<\/span><\/div>\n

Credit mistakes and derogatory information, like charge-offs, are collected. <\/div>\n
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Meet an app called Experian<\/i><\/span>
This app is really a private oligopolistic company called Experian. <\/div>\n
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Positive info #POBox4500<\/a>, sadly<\/i><\/span><\/div>\n
Experian does not like getting mail in to #POBox4500<\/a>. It’s law that they need to augment the negative info with your side of the story. That is a law. FCRA <\/span><\/div>\n
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High FICO for-the-win!<\/i><\/span>
High credit score for-the-win! The credit scoring method is a monopoly. Monopoly means, “one company has control”.<\/span><\/div>\n
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A po box just helped you. Goodness, I am R2-D2<\/div>\n
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Welcome to the Bloody, Red, Dead-zone of Startup-ville. Population, many-dead<\/span><\/div>\n
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CTCFTR is What They Did Teach Me at Stanford University (after I extrapolated it in ENGR145, CS 183b, Stramgt353)<\/span><\/div>\n
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Third Institution of Silicon Valley<\/div>\n

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