{"id":5441,"date":"2015-07-21T21:28:10","date_gmt":"2015-07-22T01:28:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/?p=5441"},"modified":"2015-07-22T21:00:20","modified_gmt":"2015-07-23T01:00:20","slug":"how-to-at-least-pretend-your-fico-score-is-not-adhd-freecreditreport","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/how-to-at-least-pretend-your-fico-score-is-not-adhd-freecreditreport\/","title":{"rendered":"How to at least pretend your FICO score is not ADHD #FreeCreditReport"},"content":{"rendered":"
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By Larry Chiang<\/div>\n
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Putting your cell out there helps me just ass much as we help others…<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
\"\"<\/span><\/td>\nLarry Chiang (@LarryChiang<\/a>)<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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7\/21\/15, 5:02 PM<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n
How to at least pretend your FICO score isn’t ADHD<\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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My goodness, attention deficit is real! Your FICO score takes a hit if you don’t get what I text back.<\/span><\/div>\n
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\"\"<\/span><\/td>\nLarry Chiang (@LarryChiang<\/a>)<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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7\/21\/15, 5:04 PM<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n
An ADHD FICO score is 7 directions. All at once.
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\n7 ways is bad<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

7 different directions zaps your momentum.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n
One. good. direction.<\/span><\/div>\n

\nPlease take your FICO in to one good direction: Up. Here are some deep underground credit knowledge via subroutines…
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\"\"<\/span><\/td>\nLarry Chiang (@LarryChiang<\/a>)<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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7\/21\/15, 5:10 PM<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n
4 spellings of Jennifer, 3 variations of Akbar, 2 email alias having 0 to do w\/ Larry\u00a0@LarryChiang<\/a>\u00a0dot com and one google voice number<\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Plot spoiler: Your email address<\/a> makes you look like you have bad credit without a credit report even getting run.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/span><\/td>\nLarry Chiang (@LarryChiang<\/a>)<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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7\/21\/15, 5:42 PM<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n
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“5 jobs in last 12 months”<\/span><\/span>—@LarryChiang<\/a>\u00a0pic.twitter.com\/lN6kh1BLVA<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

I understand the 1099 economy. On your credit report, you can self report a job title and job location. I recommend you add that information into your credit reports at #ExpTransFax
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7\/21\/15, 5:43 PM<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n
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3 address per year.\u00a0<\/span><\/span>–@LarryChiang<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Just use your parents home address. Then log in every thursday to pay your credit card bills online RE 3 address per year.
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\"\"<\/span><\/td>\nLarry Chiang (@LarryChiang<\/a>)<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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7\/21\/15, 5:58 PM<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n
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Ain’t no one got time to execute protocol\u00a0#poBox0001<\/a>\u00a0and cc\u00a0#PObox4500<\/a>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>—@LarryChiang<\/a>\u00a0pic.twitter.com\/8Cwiv0b0ZQ<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Just because we don’t open our mail… does not mean they do not open theirs. By law, they must open your mail<\/span><\/p>\n

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I don’t even open my mail anymore…why would you ever assume I know my current credit score?<\/p>\n

\u2014 Spicoli (@_Aynne_) July 16, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n