{"id":5442,"date":"2015-07-22T13:14:33","date_gmt":"2015-07-22T17:14:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/?p=5442"},"modified":"2015-07-22T20:32:20","modified_gmt":"2015-07-23T00:32:20","slug":"text-me-as-larry-ocho-ocho","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/text-me-as-larry-ocho-ocho\/","title":{"rendered":"Text me as “Larry Ocho Ocho”"},"content":{"rendered":"
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By Larry Chiang<\/div>\n
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I’m aware that I sound like I’m joking.<\/div>\n
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My laughter eases the monotony of getting any undergrad 24 1’s; 24 on time payments in a row. Twenty four payments associated to a solo credit card with a solo social security number.<\/div>\n
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{trying saying that 36,000,000 times over the www}<\/div>\n
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To repeat for the 36,000,001st time: “24 1’s (1’s are on time payments) on a solo credit card with a solo social security number. Not two social security numbers. Not your name on a credit card. Your parents and your parents. S-o-l-o.<\/span><\/div>\n
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Don’t stress. People with Stanford Law school degrees don’t understand American credit law well enough to to get an Amex either https:\/\/bit.ly\/mmpqq710<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n
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Puppies and sophomore sorority girls listen super well. https:\/\/twitter.com\/6502838008<\/a>
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\"\"<\/span><\/td>\nLarry Chiang (@LarryChiang<\/a>)<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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7\/22\/15, 7:59 AM<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n
Omg, I just figured out Chad Ocho-Cinco. It’s Mexican for FICO 860<\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

https:\/\/bit.ly\/vc0311b<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
\"\"<\/td>\nLarry Chiang (@LarryChiang<\/a>)<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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7\/21\/15, 10:20 AM<\/a><\/div>\n
5 books will help you, the engineering undergrad, #LevelUp<\/a>. I cite and source all 5 in Boston MASS bit.ly\/vc0311b<\/a><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/div>\n
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