{"id":5484,"date":"2015-07-27T12:37:31","date_gmt":"2015-07-27T16:37:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/?p=5484"},"modified":"2015-07-27T12:46:37","modified_gmt":"2015-07-27T16:46:37","slug":"i-want-to-be-the-best-friend-that-youve-met-over-the-net","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/i-want-to-be-the-best-friend-that-youve-met-over-the-net\/","title":{"rendered":"I want to be the best friend that you&#8217;ve met over the net"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><b>Update: thank you for having shared. This post was cranked out in an hour so feel free to text me if you&#8217;re confused.&nbsp;<\/b><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">By Larry Chiang<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">The majority of human sheep do not ever arbitrage. To them, it is extra work with vague returns. To them, the &#8220;cognitive misers&#8221;, they&#8217;re too lazy to read in depth. These lazy sheep, at best, will sell in a liquidation situation.* Lazy sheep<\/span><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">&nbsp;will, at-best, sell services by gaining employment where the arbitrage algorithm value proposition is hazy at best** {No offense to Shawn the Sheep whom I am currently shepherding into a huge DVD release party}&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">This post is about popping three cherry&#8217;s. This post sets as an intention starting up &#8220;You Inc.&#8221; via 3 distinct &#8216;procedures&#8217;. It is best if you&#8217;re an undergrad in CS because protocols, googling protocols and copy-pasting protocols will seem second nature to you.&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">*Yes, people sell for cents on-the-dollar all the time.&nbsp;Selling a portfolio of parking tickets and bridge tolls (charged off) originally worth $100,000 for 3,000&#8217;s not arbitrage. That&#8217;s death.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">** At nearly any company, you can fire half the people in management and the revenue will not change.&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">CHERRY NUMBER ONE:<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">Arbitrage one small thing where first you sell the customer. Then you buy the thing the customer bought.&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">Let me repeat that.&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">First you sell it.&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">Then you buy it.&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><i>This is the most counterintuitive procedure.<\/i> This is a very counterintuitive thesis. First you sell it. Then you make it. First you sell it. Then you go code the product up. Sheep that attempt arbitrage buy inventory. And then it sits. Never to get sold. Let me repeat. 1st you sell it. Then you buy and augment existing product to fulfill that purchase order. [See YC (y-combinator) advice {<a href=\"https:\/\/bit.ly\/pbuchheit710\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bit.ly\/pbuchheit710\" >https:\/\/bit.ly\/pbuchheit710<\/a><\/a>}]<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">Pay. Attn. To. How. The. Money. Transfers.&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">What they don&#8217;t teach you at YC about sales is what my mentor taught me<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">&#8211; Internal Escrow<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">&#8211; OneWayLetterOfIntent (both googleable &#8220;signature business protocols&#8221;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">#InternalEscrow<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">#OneWayLetterOfIntent&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">Those JarGashTag&#8217;s correlate with &#8220;Internal Escrow&#8221; and &#8216;<\/span><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">OneWayLetterOfIntent&#8217;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">***Mark McCormack, YLS, signature business recipes. {YLS of course is Yale law school}<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/image147.jpg\" alt=\"image1.JPG\" id=\"08CF598F-993C-42BD-9026-2810367C6A20\"><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">What they don&#8217;t teach you at Y Combinator about sales is what my mentor taught me. My mentor is Mark McCormack.&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">CHERRY NUMBER TWO<\/span><\/div>\n<div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">#InternalEscrow<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">CHERRY NUMBER THREE<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">#OneWayLetterOfIntent<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">Let us revisit&nbsp;CHERRY NUMBER ONE (btw, congrats on re reading this and again getting to this exact bookmarked point. )<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<table style=\"border: 1px solid black; padding: 8px;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr valign=\"bottom\">\n<td width=\"48\"><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/613751289587957760\/ZN0VKUOa_normal.jpg\" style=\"width: 48px; height: 48px; padding-right: 8px;\"><\/span><\/td>\n<td><b style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">Larry Chiang (<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/larrychiang?refsrc=email&amp;s=11\">@LarryChiang<\/a>)<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\">\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/larrychiang\/status\/625691593543041024?refsrc=email&amp;s=11\" style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><font color=\"#000000\">7\/27\/15, 8:37 AM<\/font><\/a><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">Arbitrage by adding value. Arbitrage on the right side of the chasm&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/dsT9Ryqegg\">pic.twitter.com\/dsT9Ryqegg<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><br \/>Arbitrage one thing.&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">For example, Braun Power Cords.&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">For example, Santa costumes before Santa Con<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">For example, Uber app downloads #puInternship1u (all the above arbitrage have protocols that correlate to a specific hashtag you google<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">For example, FICO arbitrage&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/div>\n<table style=\"border: 1px solid black; padding: 8px;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr valign=\"bottom\">\n<td width=\"48\"><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/613751289587957760\/ZN0VKUOa_normal.jpg\" style=\"width: 48px; height: 48px; padding-right: 8px;\"><\/span><\/td>\n<td><b style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">Larry Chiang (<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/larrychiang?refsrc=email&amp;s=11\">@LarryChiang<\/a>)<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\">\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/larrychiang\/status\/625694968087121924?refsrc=email&amp;s=11\" style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><font color=\"#000000\">7\/27\/15, 8:51 AM<\/font><\/a><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">FICO arbitrage is taking a person at ~720, then executing one or two duck9, FCRA based protocols to get to&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Fico748pt8&amp;src=hash\">#Fico748pt8<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<table style=\"border:1px solid black;padding:8px;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr valign=\"bottom\">\n<td width=\"48\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/613751289587957760\/ZN0VKUOa_normal.jpg\" style=\"width:48px;height:48px;padding-right:8px;\"><\/td>\n<td><b>Larry Chiang (<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/larrychiang?refsrc=email&amp;s=11\">@LarryChiang<\/a>)<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\">\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/larrychiang\/status\/624715038490689536?refsrc=email&amp;s=11\">7\/24\/15, 3:57 PM<\/a><\/div>\n<div>Answer on <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Quora\">@Quora<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/arrington\">@arrington<\/a> to What credit score is needed for an AmEx Starwood credit card? <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/6THqWIdnf4\"><span>qr.ae\/R7bL2z<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23FICO748pt8&amp;src=hash\">#FICO748pt8<\/a><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<div><font color=\"#000000\"><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/font><\/div>\n<table style=\"border: 1px solid black; padding: 8px;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr valign=\"bottom\">\n<td width=\"48\"><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/613751289587957760\/ZN0VKUOa_normal.jpg\" style=\"width: 48px; height: 48px; padding-right: 8px;\"><\/span><\/td>\n<td><b style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">Larry Chiang (<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/larrychiang?refsrc=email&amp;s=11\">@LarryChiang<\/a>)<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\">\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/larrychiang\/status\/625695404823195648?refsrc=email&amp;s=11\" style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><font color=\"#000000\">7\/27\/15, 8:53 AM<\/font><\/a><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">Good VCs arbitrage seed round stock &amp; sell it at later rounds like an IPO. They 1st wanna see how capital efficient u R w\/$0 VC&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Fico748pt8&amp;src=hash\">#Fico748pt8<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/p>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">This site is targeted at college grad and young professionals, contains user contributed content, and material that may be confusing to a lay audience.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div>\n<div><font color=\"#000000\"><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/download?ref_src=MailTweet-iOS\">Download<\/a>&nbsp;the Twitter app<\/span><\/font><\/div>\n<table style=\"border: 1px solid black; padding: 8px;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr valign=\"bottom\">\n<td width=\"48\"><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/613751289587957760\/ZN0VKUOa_normal.jpg\" style=\"width: 48px; height: 48px; padding-right: 8px;\"><\/span><\/td>\n<td><b style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">Larry Chiang (<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/larrychiang?refsrc=email&amp;s=11\">@LarryChiang<\/a>)<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\">\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/larrychiang\/status\/625694282272210944?refsrc=email&amp;s=11\" style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><font color=\"#000000\">7\/27\/15, 8:48 AM<\/font><\/a><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">Stock arbitrage is buying low and selling high<\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/download?ref_src=MailTweet-iOS\">Download<\/a>&nbsp;the Twitter app<\/span><\/p>\n<table style=\"border: 1px solid black; padding: 8px;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr valign=\"bottom\">\n<td width=\"48\"><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/613751289587957760\/ZN0VKUOa_normal.jpg\" style=\"width: 48px; height: 48px; padding-right: 8px;\"><\/span><\/td>\n<td><b style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">Larry Chiang (<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/larrychiang?refsrc=email&amp;s=11\">@LarryChiang<\/a>)<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\">\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/larrychiang\/status\/625694282301636609?refsrc=email&amp;s=11\" style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><font color=\"#000000\">7\/27\/15, 8:48 AM<\/font><\/a><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">Mimic real estate arbitrage and improve whatever you bought a li&#8217;l bit. Un poco improvement&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23HomeDeLaJoy&amp;src=hash\">#HomeDeLaJoy<\/a>&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23HomeJoy&amp;src=hash\">#HomeJoy<\/a>&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Fico748pt8&amp;src=hash\">#Fico748pt8<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/download?ref_src=MailTweet-iOS\">Download<\/a>&nbsp;the Twitter app<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=eudADPfTWiE&amp;sns=em\"><embed width='425' height='344' allowfullscreen='true' allowscriptaccess='always' type='application\/x-shockwave-flash' src='https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/eudADPfTWiE&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1' \/><\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=WVKHwYJzVVc&amp;sns=em\"><embed width='425' height='344' allowfullscreen='true' allowscriptaccess='always' type='application\/x-shockwave-flash' src='https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/WVKHwYJzVVc&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1' \/><\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Update: thank you for having shared. This post was cranked out in an hour so feel free to text me if you&#8217;re confused.&nbsp; By Larry Chiang The majority of human sheep do not ever arbitrage. To them, it is extra work with vague returns. 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