{"id":5871,"date":"2015-09-11T12:25:36","date_gmt":"2015-09-11T16:25:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/?p=5871"},"modified":"2015-09-11T12:27:38","modified_gmt":"2015-09-11T16:27:38","slug":"a-great-job-in-2-8-years-2018-would-suck-to-be-unemployed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/a-great-job-in-2-8-years-2018-would-suck-to-be-unemployed\/","title":{"rendered":"A Great Job in 2.8 Years (2018 would suck to be unEmployed)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div><span style=\"-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);\">By Larry Chiang<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);\">Think of getting a great job as a guacamole recipe that takes 2.8 years.&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);\">Like guac!?<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);\">Of course, you like guacamole. You see, I love it so much, I built a complex metaphor that will blow your Kappa Alpha Theta mind. [It won&#8217;t explode your Delta Sigma Pi brain because, shucks, I was featured in that business fraternity&#8217;s magazine :-] The metaphor is<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);\">&#8211; knowing a great job takes both traditional schooling and &#8220;street smart&#8221; schooling.&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/image26.jpg\" alt=\"image2.JPG\" id=\"E31DE2DB-21A1-44AA-B54A-9F78CCC0E1B2\"><span style=\"-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div>After your first milestone, you can treat yourself to a cookie. In 2.8 years you can celebrate w Gua GuaGuacamole.&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);\">&#8211; people that make guac actually attend real world events that compare and contrast guacamole recipes. They do not just toil alone.&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);\">&#8211; the rewards are short term and long term.&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/p>\n<table style=\"border:1px solid black;padding:8px;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr valign=\"bottom\">\n<td width=\"48\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/613751289587957760\/ZN0VKUOa_normal.jpg\" style=\"width:48px;height:48px;padding-right:8px;\"><\/td>\n<td><b>Larry Chiang (<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/larrychiang?refsrc=email&amp;s=11\">@LarryChiang<\/a>)<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\">\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/larrychiang\/status\/642367765517484032?refsrc=email&amp;s=11\">9\/11\/15, 9:03 AM<\/a><\/div>\n<div>How to go from no credit and no job soph. year to great credit and a tech marketing job <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Jobapreneur&amp;src=hash\">#Jobapreneur<\/a> [$45.00]<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/download?ref_src=MailTweet-iOS\">Download<\/a> the Twitter app and search&nbsp;<font color=\"#000000\" style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Jobapreneur&amp;src=hash\" style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">#Jobapreneur<\/a>&nbsp;to skip paying me $45.00. If you&#8217;re a theta or a DSP, I&#8217;ll offer you a 100% rebate on your 45 bucks. Yup, all $45 back. Just send me two sentences of thought back after you PayPal my PayPal email; LarryChiang @duck9. My payPal cell phone is (650) 283-8008.&nbsp;<\/font><\/div>\n<div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">This site is targeted at future college grads and young professionals, contains user contributed content, and material that may be confusing to a lay audience.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=eudADPfTWiE&amp;sns=em\"><embed width='425' height='344' allowfullscreen='true' allowscriptaccess='always' type='application\/x-shockwave-flash' src='https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/eudADPfTWiE&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1' \/><\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=WVKHwYJzVVc&amp;sns=em\"><embed width='425' height='344' allowfullscreen='true' allowscriptaccess='always' type='application\/x-shockwave-flash' src='https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/WVKHwYJzVVc&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1' \/><\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Larry Chiang Think of getting a great job as a guacamole recipe that takes 2.8 years.&nbsp; Like guac!? Of course, you like guacamole. You see, I love it so much, I built a complex metaphor that will blow your Kappa Alpha Theta mind. [It won&#8217;t explode your Delta Sigma Pi brain because, shucks, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5871"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5871\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}