{"id":5890,"date":"2015-09-16T12:02:12","date_gmt":"2015-09-16T16:02:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/?p=5890"},"modified":"2015-09-16T12:06:58","modified_gmt":"2015-09-16T16:06:58","slug":"not-to-be-crass-but-i-see-8000-dollar-bills-everywhere-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/not-to-be-crass-but-i-see-8000-dollar-bills-everywhere-here\/","title":{"rendered":"Not to be crass, but I see $8000 dollar bills everywhere here"},"content":{"rendered":"
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By Larry Chiang<\/div>\n
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Sales Force. <\/div>\n
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When I say that, how do you feel?? How about when I say Dream Force.<\/div>\n
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If you’re like my non student athlete classmates, you did not get a full ride scholarship. So, you have school debt. School debt makes you make<\/div>\n
Horrible choices. <\/div>\n
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I saw an $8000 dollar bill:<\/div>\n
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There are $8000 dollar bills just walking around downtown SF…<\/span><\/div>\n

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You see, I see executives that wanna pay $8,000. Know that these executives pay you $8000 because they make $28.8k\/hour*. They take home $200k in base +$0-$488mm in commission.<\/span><\/div>\n

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Let us go back to your college world. <\/span><\/div>\n

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Pizza. <\/span><\/div>\n
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<\/span><\/td>\nLarry Chiang (@LarryChiang<\/a>)<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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9\/16\/15, 8:42 AM<\/font><\/a><\/div>\n
Pizza. I used pizza too as part of my Jedi in Bus Adm. Pizza helps u cross “The Chasm” #DF15<\/a> bit.ly\/buster14512w<\/a> twitter.com\/aisheylum\/stat\u2026<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n


Pizza is $8.oo. In SF pizza is $20-$25.<\/p>\n

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<\/span><\/td>\nAsia Lum (@aisheylum<\/a>)<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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9\/15\/15, 10:07 PM<\/font><\/a><\/div>\n
@DocuSign<\/a> knows how to throw a #DF15<\/a> pizza party! How could you say ‘no’ to free pizza at the @StRegisSF<\/a>?<\/span><\/font><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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<\/td>\nKeith Krach (@KeithJKrach<\/a>)<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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9\/15\/15, 10:25 PM<\/a><\/div>\n
@aisheylum<\/a> @DocuSign<\/a> @StRegisSF<\/a> nothing better than pizza after a long day – thanks so much!<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Keith isn’t gonna code. Plot spoiler: you code better than Keith. And Dream force has 150,000 Keith’s. Okay maybe not as awesome, but still a lot<\/div>\n

My point is study:<\/p>\n

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Then attend DreamForce 2016<\/span><\/div>\n
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<\/span>Get an internship this summer and make $8000. Google my stanford engineering keynotes from 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012 and 2013. Then execute an internship to make $8k working for some executive. <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Larry Chiang Sales Force.  When I say that, how do you feel?? How about when I say Dream Force. If you’re like my non student athlete classmates, you did not get a full ride scholarship. So, you have school debt. School debt makes you make Horrible choices.  I saw an $8000 dollar bill: There […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5890","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5890","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5890"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5890\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}