{"id":640,"date":"2012-05-02T14:57:51","date_gmt":"2012-05-02T18:57:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/?p=640"},"modified":"2012-05-02T15:08:39","modified_gmt":"2012-05-02T19:08:39","slug":"ceo-2-o-chief-executive-officer-3-0","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/ceo-2-o-chief-executive-officer-3-0\/","title":{"rendered":"CEO 2.o ~> Chief Executive Officer 3.0"},"content":{"rendered":"

By Larry Chiang<\/p>\n

I collect things that are hiLarryAss.<\/p>\n

Email what you think is funny and include your cell in the subject line. If it’s super, duper hiLarryAss — it’ll make my YouTube channel: https:\/\/YouTube.com\/larrychiang<\/a><\/p>\n

This hilarious hiLarryAss is an inside joke. VC = venture capital. We as VCs are always looking for founders. A founder who becomes ceo is ideal so we don’t have to fire them (not so hiLarryAss \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n

Enjoy!!<\/p>\n

CEO 2.0 \u2014 Kleiner Perkins Caufield Byers https:\/\/kpcb.com\/insights\/ceo-2-0<\/a><\/p>\n

HiLarryAss satirical blog post that is 98% true by the fake, “Mud Mountain Ventures” https:\/\/mudmtn.com\/ceo-3-0-the-real-ceo-of-the-future\/<\/a><\/p>\n

Think I, Larry Chiang am too founder friendly?! I fire people from parties. Grrrrrrrr!<\/p>\n

Example ONE: Example TWO:<\/p>\n

CEO of Duck9 Stanford University EIR (Entrepreneur in Residence)<\/p>\n

Duck9 = Deep Underground Credit Knowledge 9 125 University Avenue\/ 100 Palo Alto CA 94301 https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/ass<\/a> 650-566-9600 650-566-9696 (direct) 650-283-8008 (cell)<\/p>\n

**************** Editor of the BusinessWeek Channel “What They Don’t Teach at Business School” https:\/\/whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/blog<\/a> CNN Video Channel: https:\/\/ireport.cnn.com\/people\/larrychiang<\/a><\/p>\n

Read my last 10 tweets at https:\/\/www.Twitter.com\/LarryChiang<\/a><\/p>\n

Author, NY Times Bestseller https:\/\/whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/blog\/?s=Ny+times+bestseller<\/a><\/p>\n

“What They Will NEVER Teach You at Stanford Business School” comes out 11-11-12<\/p>\n

########## Duck9 is part of UCMS Inc. https:\/\/www.ucms.com<\/a> 630-705-5555<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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