{"id":664,"date":"2012-05-04T15:23:41","date_gmt":"2012-05-04T19:23:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/?p=664"},"modified":"2012-05-04T15:25:05","modified_gmt":"2012-05-04T19:25:05","slug":"official-finovate-afterparty-by-larry-chiang-ceo-duck9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/blog\/official-finovate-afterparty-by-larry-chiang-ceo-duck9\/","title":{"rendered":"Official Finovate AfterParty by Larry Chiang, CEO Duck9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>By Larry Chiang<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t do things to impress you engineering founders out there.<\/p>\n<p>I do them so you can pattern replicate. But first read my stuff so you can pattern recognize my pattern and then pattern iterate.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like making banana bread or guacamole or programming a remote key fob for your car. You gotta follow a pattern that someone before you has laid out like a map.<\/p>\n<p>Most pre founders and founders are navigating the Laurentian Abyss without a map. Without a mentor. Using instruments that they paid $200k for. The instruments are fine. And worth the 200.00 you paid. Or in my case $175.00 for my book.<\/p>\n<p>The fact you don&#8217;t have a map or a mentor is a big big problem.<\/p>\n<p>The entrepreneur gen pop (general population) is out there jerking around with a random bunch of unripe avocados trying to one-step, hail Mary up legendary guacamole. Pathetic. Make good gua via ga ga guaranteed Gua Gua Guacamole.<\/p>\n<p>Ok, so my 13 Gua Gua Guacamole recipes are too tough for you<\/p>\n<p>Execute my ONE salsa recipe: HOW TO PRODUCE AN AFTERPARTY AS AN ENGINEER UNDERGRAD.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t even think of trying this with just a B.S. in Business. Or B.A. in Econ&#8211; don&#8217;t get me started.<\/p>\n<p>#Salsa #guacamole Finovate #afterParty <a href=\"https:\/\/planca.st\/1i0G\" >https:\/\/planca.st\/1i0G<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Read and memorize EVERYTHING like mue-xie (it&#8217;s Chinese for memorize-write-regurgitate passages:&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/uncategorized\/guacamole-recipe-dont-ask-permission-ask-forgiveness\/\" >https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/uncategorized\/guacamole-recipe-dont-ask-permission-ask-forgiveness\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>And mue-xie this: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/uncategorized\/entrepreneur-tip-dont-ask-permission-ask-forgiveness\/\" >https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/uncategorized\/entrepreneur-tip-dont-ask-permission-ask-forgiveness\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Come to: Official Finovate AfterParty by Larry Chiang at Mars Bar <a href=\"https:\/\/planca.st\/1i0G\" >https:\/\/planca.st\/1i0G<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yes, I&#8217;m kick butt here: CEO of Duck9 Stanford University EIR (Entrepreneur in Residence)<\/p>\n<p>Duck9 = Deep Underground Credit Knowledge 9 125 University Avenue\/ 100 Palo Alto CA 94301 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/ass\" >https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/ass<\/a> 650-566-9600 650-566-9696 (direct) 650-283-8008 (cell)<\/p>\n<p>**************** Editor of the BusinessWeek Channel &#8220;What They Don&#8217;t Teach at Business School&#8221; <a href=\"https:\/\/whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/blog\" >https:\/\/whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/blog<\/a> CNN Video Channel: <a href=\"https:\/\/ireport.cnn.com\/people\/larrychiang\" >https:\/\/ireport.cnn.com\/people\/larrychiang<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Read my last 10 tweets at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.Twitter.com\/LarryChiang\" >https:\/\/www.Twitter.com\/LarryChiang<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Author, NY Times Bestseller <a href=\"https:\/\/whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/blog\/?s=Ny+times+bestseller\" >https:\/\/whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/blog\/?s=Ny+times+bestseller<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What They Will NEVER Teach You at Stanford Business School&#8221; comes out 11-11-12<\/p>\n<p>########## Duck9 is part of UCMS Inc. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ucms.com\" >https:\/\/www.ucms.com<\/a> 630-705-5555<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Larry Chiang I don&#8217;t do things to impress you engineering founders out there. 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