By Larry Chiang<\/p>\n
It has been beaten over my head repeatedly that Gua Gua Guacamole intimidates people.<\/p>\n
Sometimes I forget I am in the 99th percentile in both engineering academics and street smarts. I’d like to thank Oranda Kao Chiang Ph.D. Yale chemE for slumming it when she hooked up with Tom Chiang MIT ENGR. For street smarts, I’d like to thank my dad and his 3 entrepreneur older brothers. And my mentor: Mark McCormack<\/p>\n
Anyway<\/p>\n
I’m hosting the official Finovate party and getting paid to promo Duck9.<\/p>\n
Literally.<\/p>\n
Yeah. The AfterParty signature move is a salsa recipe (This one salsa recipe are for people that are intimidated by my Gua Gua Guacamole)<\/p>\n
If you’re an engineer undergrad, I’ll pay you to teach you this stuff. Ill even fly your ass to sxsw. Just read my stuff and do this stuff. Do 3 stuffs and you’re in my inner circle. On the inner circle, youll do circles around that one person who is above you at the 99.7th percentile. Pray that they don’t read and execute, re-read, read, re-read and execute this before you. I say read and execute because that’s what I do with my 188 IQ. I lop off 100 points and execute like a retard with a singular monotonous focus.<\/p>\n
I can list dozens of successful entrepreneurs who did this, but then you’d accuse me of name dropping.<\/p>\n
You’ll accelerate yourself so effen fast that you’ll have a 35 year olds bio by the end of the summer.<\/p>\n
I will teach you to be Brian Wong. I will introduce you to the teachings of Aaron Patzer. I will R2D2 regurgitate Mark McCormack’s book. He founded IMG.<\/p>\n
Or go traditional and just sign up for ENGR 145 in the summer. https:\/\/bit.ly\/buster14512<\/a><\/p>\n If you’ve taken ENGR 145, you can sit in\/ audit pending a super light approval process.<\/p>\n Gawd is stanfurdh a li’l too nurturing<\/p>\n CEO of Duck9 Stanford University EIR (Entrepreneur in Residence)<\/p>\n Duck9 = Deep Underground Credit Knowledge 9 125 University Avenue\/ 100 Palo Alto CA 94301 https:\/\/www.duck9.com\/ass<\/a> 650-566-9600 650-566-9696 (direct) 650-283-8008 (cell)<\/p>\n **************** Editor of the BusinessWeek Channel “What They Don’t Teach at Business School” https:\/\/whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/blog<\/a> CNN Video Channel: https:\/\/ireport.cnn.com\/people\/larrychiang<\/a><\/p>\n Read my last 10 tweets at https:\/\/www.Twitter.com\/LarryChiang<\/a><\/p>\n Author, NY Times Bestseller https:\/\/whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com\/blog\/?s=Ny+times+bestseller<\/a><\/p>\n “What They Will NEVER Teach You at Stanford Business School” comes out 11-11-12<\/p>\n